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14-Year-Old Boy Hires A Prostitute; She Steals His Piggy Bank

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It’s Wednesday night, your parents are out, and you’re alone in your big, empty suburban house. What do you? If you’re a 14-year-old boy in Prospect Heights, Illinois, you hire a prostitute online. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending how you look at it), the boy’s “Risky Business”-esque plan was foiled when the prostitute arrived and instead of deflowering him, sprayed him with pepper spray and stole his piggy bank. Yep, seriously. Police tracked down the prostitute at a nearby motel and charged her with armed robbery. It’s unclear if the boy will face consequences for trying to pay for sex, but I think it’s safe to say he won’t be reenacting any more Tom Cruise movies anytime soon. [Gawker]

“Risky Business” Reenactment FAIL


Oh to be young, bored, and slippery. Two teenage girls demonstrated some literal risky business in what was to be an homage to Tom Cruise‘s iconic scene. Dear teenage girls, always use protection. This includes helmets if necessary. And thanks for making quasi-family-friendly YouTube videos instead of homemade porn, or sexting, or whatever it is teenage girls are into these days. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Cher + Tom Cruise = Scary

Strange things are going to be happening on Oprah. In an upcoming show, Cher is going to reveal that she had a relationship with Tom Cruise — when he was 23 and she was 39. The Daily Mail reported that Cher told Oprah, “I was crazy about him.” She said he was an awkward young man trying to adjust to life as an up-and-coming actor (Risky Business had just been released): “He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him.” Once a boob, always a boob, I guess. [Sydney Morning Herald]

Previously: Tom Cruise Bringing The Crazy Back To Oprah Keep reading »

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