Posts tagged "rip society"

Some Thoughts On The Jackass Brawl On The F Train

Some quick reactions to the video going viral showing a brawl on NYC’s F Train:

OMG, shut up, humanity.
Pause at 1:36 and see if you don’t laugh your ass off at that viral video opportunist.
Seriously, though, a trapper hat? That’s style that deserves to be dissed.

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / November 10, 2014

RIP Society: Mom Arrested For Swearing In Front Of Her Kids At The Grocery Store

Police in South Carolina arrested a mom last weekend after she allegedly directed the word “fuck” at her children in a Kroger grocery store. Danielle Wolf, who just moved her family to the city of North Augusta three weeks ago, grew frustrated with her husband for squishing the bread in her shopping cart, and displayed her…

By: Claire Hannum / August 15, 2014

RIP Society: Woman Crashes Into Firehouse With Stolen Python Around Her Neck

It wasn’t enough for Sarah Espinosa of Albany, New York, to crash into a firehouse while driving drunk. No, she had to show off and do it with a python around her neck. A stolen python, that is. Last night, Espinosa crashed through the garage door of a firehouse  on Long Island and struck two…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 5, 2014

RIP Society: Mom Dressed 4-Year-Old In A Hooters Outfit For Beauty Pageant

The world of child beauty pageants is like its very own “Twilight Zone” where normal rules of society need not apply. How else to explain the British mom who dressed her four-year-old up in a Hooters uniform? Hooters Toddler appeared in a British documentary “Blinging Up Baby” about the strange world of children’s glam, like getting…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 1, 2014

RIP Society: Doctor Sexted During Surgery And Sent Nude Selfies To A Patient

Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, spent so much time sexting that he pretty much forgot to do his job. His medical license was suspended when authorities found out about his “preoccupation with sexual matters” and the “moral turpitude” he displayed in the workplace. From the looks of it, this guy sexted in the middle of…

By: Claire Hannum / June 10, 2014

RIP Society: Now There’s A Petition To Classify Feminism As A Terrorist Group

A group of angry wackos are petitioning the United States government to classify feminism as a terrorist group. Yes, you can read that again.

The Change.org petition’s creator, Janet Wilkinson, included the following statement on its homepage (complete with Wilkinson’s typos left in for, ahem, clarity):…

By: Claire Hannum / June 3, 2014

RIP Society: If He Likes It, He Should Put A Ring On It — But Get A Hand Lift First!

Hey girl, are sure you’re ready for your boyfriend to propose? More specifically, is your hand ready for him to a put a big ol’ expensive rock on it? According to ELLEhand lifts — yes, face lifts for your handddddsssssss – are becoming increasingly popular with brides-to-be concerned that unsightly loose skin and wrinkles are distracting from their pretty baubles. Seriously, guys?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 13, 2014

RIP Society: Frat Boys Graffiti Beached Whale

I’m sorry, but FUCK the frat boys who graffitied this poor beached whale in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Seriously, fuck them forever. The 15-foot Minske whale’s corpse washed ashore and instead of being heartsick over one of Mother Nature’s most amazing creatures meeting such a sad end — the cause of death is not know…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2014

RIP Society: Du Pont Heir Only Gets Probation For Raping Young Daughter, Because Judge Thinks He Won’t “Fare Well” In Prison

Well, this is quite simply an appalling story. Robert H. Richards IV, an heir to the du Pont fortune, was convicted of raping his then three-year-old daughter and given only probation for the crime, because, as the female Superior Court judge wrote in her decision, “Defendant will not fare well in Level 5 [prison] setting.”

Judge Jan Jurde…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 31, 2014

RIP Society: Lunch Lady Paid Students To Beat Up A Fourth-Grader

A former lunchroom aide at an elementary school in Grand Rapids, Michigan, pleaded guilty to paying a student $1 to have a fourth-grade classmate beat up.  Brooke Wilson-Johnson, age 19, offered a dollar to three students to hurt the fourth-grader because he disobeyed her instructions and called her a “pregnant bitch.” Thankfully, the student didn’t…

By: Claire Hannum / March 18, 2014

RIP Society: “Human Barbie” Blondie Bennett Gets Hypnosis To Make Herself More Stupid

“Human Barbies” are a sub-group of humanity who fascinate and horrify in equal measure. Of the many questionable life decisions of the Human Barbies — multiple plastic surgeries to look like the Mattel doll,  perfecting a vacant stare — this one takes the pink-frosted cake.

Blondie Bennett, a 38-year-old Human Barbie in California, claim…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 19, 2014

RIP Society: Youngsters Are Taking “Selfies With Homeless People”

If you thought “funeral selfies” and “selfies with cadavers” were tacky, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Some young people assholes are taking selfies with homeless people. …

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 10, 2014

RIP Society: Man Steals 60 Brains, Sells Them on eBay And At Dairy Queen

It’s an entrepreneur’s economy. And what could more entrepreneurial than stealing 60 brains and selling them on eBay?

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 3, 2014

RIP Society: Billy Ray Cyrus Just Recorded A “Hip Hop Version” of “Achy Breaky Heart”

Just in case you had high hopes for better country music in 2014, Larry King has some very troubling news for you. Let’s all hope Billy Ray’s hip hop rebrand doesn’t include any twerking tips from Miley. [Saving Country Music]…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 2, 2014

Los Angeles Coffee Shop Uses Paul Walker’s Death To Rake In Extra Tips

Paul Walker’s untimely death last weekend left most of us genuinely shocked and saddened. Some people posted sweet messages on Walker’s Facebook page, others brought flowers to the crash site, but the employees at an LA Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf had a very different reaction: they set out two tip jars labeled with the…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 4, 2013

RIP Society: Fifth Grade Boys Plotted To Rape, Murder Female Classmate

When I was a 10-year-old, the worst thing a boy did to me was put Scotch tape in my hair. If only! Proof that society is going down the toilet: two fifth grade boys in Colville, Washington, have first-degree murder conspiracy charges against them for plotting to rape and kill their female classmate. They were…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 1, 2013