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Presented Without Comment: Rick Santorum Holding A “Santorum For President” Sign

Santorum Wants to censor
Wants Google to stop associating his name with "frothy" anal sex bi-product. Read More »
Santorum Eats ice cream
Watch him deep throat a cone. Read More »
Santorum on Lesbians
Today's Lady News
Says being a lesbian is a "choice." Read More »
Gay Marriage Ad
This marriage equality ad will give you chills. Watch »

I mean, just look at it.

Rick Santorum Would No Longer Like His Name Associated With Anal Sex

Conservative Pennsylvanian politician Rick Santorum announced that he’d be running for president earlier this year, but he’s facing an uphill battle–in part because he’s got a little Google name association problem. You see, Mr. Santorum raised the ire of sex columnist Dan Savage the last time he ran for president because of Santorum’s stringent anti-gay positions, so Savage advocated that “Santorum” should become the new name for “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” So yes, now when you Google “Santorum” you get results for Rick Santorum, conservative presidential candidate and, well, that other stuff.

And now Santorum wants Google to do something about it. Keep reading »

Money Shot: Rick Santorum Deep Throats His Chocolate Swirl

Take this Telegraph! This GIF sees your Michelle Bachmann eating a corn dog and raises you a Rick Santorum deep throating an ice cream cone. Can we call this “The Swirl Sucked Round The World”? Politics is so fun and I’m so mature. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Abortion Is Why There’s No Money For Social Security, Says Politician

“The Social Security system, in my opinion, is a flawed design, period. But having said that, the design would work a lot better if we had stable demographic trends … we don’t have enough workers to support the retirees. Well, a third of all the young people in America are not in America today because of abortion. … [My wife and I] have seven children, so we’re doing our part to fund the Social Security system.”

— Quick, ladies, go have some babies! Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum blames legal abortion — yes, abortion — for Social Security being such a mess. Good one, Senator. Did it ever occur to you we’d have to feed, clothe and educate all those youngsters, too? Ever consider how footing those bills might set the country back? This silliness is only slightly less entertaining than the Tennessee Kentucky senator who asked why, if women can have abortions, he can’t have a super toilet. [The Hill] Keep reading »

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