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Keep Your Damn Car Off Richard Simmons’ Foot!

His Poor Foot
Richard Simmons is a king!

There is a reason why Richard Simmons has been a long-time hero of mine. (We sweated to the oldies together back when I was a fat kid.) Watch how Richard deals when a man in a Lexus runs over his foot. The man is a fucking king. I would have thrown a hissy (using that word purposefully because it was popular back in my Richard days). Was that man sleeping behind the wheel? Did he not see Richard’s hair? Long live King Simmons. [Dlisted]

This Guy Gives Richard Simmons A Run For His Money


Mohammad Khordadian is a classically trained Iranian ballet dancer. He’s also the Middle East’s version of Richard Simmons — wearing a stripey tank top and barking aerobics orders in Farsi with aplomb. So yeah, we pretty much love him. [Have You Seen This?] Keep reading »