Posts tagged "richard simmons"

14 Reasons Richard Simmons’ Instagram Feed Is Everything

I’ve been a Richard Simmons fan since I bought the “Sweating To The Oldies” VHS box set at Costco when I was 9. If he had an Instagram feed at that time, I would have been bathed in it. But he has one now and in my opinion, it’s the only celebrity IG feed you…

Ami Angelowicz / February 20, 2014

To Celebrate The Emmys, Richard Simmons Cosplayed As Daenerys Targaryen

There is really nothing I can say about how Richard Simmons—who, in addition to being a pop culture fitness icon, co-starred in one of the best “Whose Line Is it Anyway?” sketches ever, just FYI—took to Twitter during the Emmys to post pictures of himself cosplaying as characters from “Game of Thrones”, “Breaking Bad”, “America…

The Mary Sue / September 25, 2013

The Prancercise Lady Is Not The Least Bit Embarrassed By Her Camel Toe

“Embarrassed? If my camel toe doesn’t embarrass me, why would [anything]? I’m not embarrassed at all! … Haters gonna hate … I don’t pay attention to the neighsayers … Get it? N-E-I-G-H. It doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve always been special, and now all these people are finally noticing it. And I just wanna…

Ami Angelowicz / July 20, 2013

Keep Your Damn Car Off Richard Simmons’ Foot!

There is a reason why Richard Simmons has been a long-time hero of mine. (We sweated to the oldies together back when I was a fat kid.) Watch how Richard deals when a man in a Lexus runs over his foot. The man is a fucking king. I would have thrown a hissy (using that…

Ami Angelowicz / January 1, 2013

This Guy Gives Richard Simmons A Run For His Money

Mohammad Khordadian is a classically trained Iranian ballet dancer. He’s also the Middle East’s version of Richard Simmons — wearing a stripey tank top and barking aerobics orders in Farsi with aplomb. So yeah, we pretty much love him. […

Julie Gerstein / September 15, 2010