Lovely friends stopping by for a drink? Put out the welcome mat. Ex-boyfriend coming over to pick up his stuff? Flip it around. [$27.50 at Unica Home]…
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.