The best part of the holidays being over is that TV can go back to its regular schedule. Specifically, a new episode of “Revenge” is finalllllly on this Wednesday after a few weeks hiatus. In honor of its return, theBERRY has 25 photos of the show’s resident hottie Joshua Bowman. Click on for more drool-worthy pics. [theBERRY]
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I’m not entirely sure I believe this story, but according to VeryWeirdNews.com, when tattoo artist Ryan L. Fitzjerald found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he didn’t get mad, he got even. Rossie Brovent hit Fitzjerald with a $100,000 lawsuit, alleging that he inked her back with an enormous steaming pile of poop without her permission. Rather than dump Brovent when he found out that she was sleeping with his best friend, Fitzjerald got her to sign a waiver allowing him to tattoo her with a design “at the artist’s discretion.” This is the result. Oof. If this is for real, that’s a pretty shitty (ha!) way to get revenge. [Very Weird News via Buzzfeed]
There are two new fall shows that truly have me hooked: “American Horror Story,” which literally gives me nightmares, and “Revenge.” The latter is essentially a nighttime soap opera, minus the super cheesy factor of, say, “Melrose Place” or “Desperate Housewives.” But like those shows, it’s chock full of beautiful people doing bad things, which is why, I suppose, edgy/controversial photographer Tyler Shields is the ideal person to photograph the cast. Yes, there is a little blood involved. You can check out some of the photos (which confirm my theory that the guy who plays Jack is of modest stature) after the jump, but first watch this video — taken at the shoot — of the cast having a pillow fight. [Tyler Shields] Keep reading »
Let’s face it: keeping up with pop culture is difficult. With more than 1000 channels worth of TV shows, not to mention a new flood of movies and music every week, it’s practically a full-time job to keep up with everything. Luckily, it is our full-time job. So after the jump, your cheat sheet to the TV shows you need to watch, the albums you need to hear, and the movies you need to see. This week, we’ve got new albums from Coldplay and Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake and Johnny Depp heating up the big screen, and a new reality show about horrific in-laws. Keep reading »
Everyone loves a good villain. And ABC’s new series “Revenge” promises just that. The series features Emily Van Camp as Emily Thorne, a new girl in the Hamptons. But things are not what they seem. Emily has lived there before and has returned to exact vengeance on those who have wronged her in the past.
Among Emily’s targets is Victoria Grayson, a villain played deliciously by Madeleine Stowe. Victoria is the Hamptons’ richest and most powerful player, and nothing — not even her best friend — will stop her from getting what she wants.
Based on the tale “The Count Of Monte Cristo,” “Revenge” premiered Wednesday at 10/9 central on ABC.
In honor of TV’s latest evil hot chick, check out some other villainous matriarchs who have made our blood boil. Is someone missing from our list? Let us know in the comments. Read more… Keep reading »
According to The New York Post, the “hot” new way for divorcees to get back at their ex-husbands is by getting “revenge surgery” — plastic surgery that gives women back the years they “lost” while married. Buying a new face and/or body is supposedly helping some women get out of their post-divorce slump. Alicia Hunter (her before and after is pictured above) felt like there was “no reason to be in Dumpyland,” so she took a trip to Botoxville and Boobtown. And now she loves the way she looks in a bikini! Another divorcee, Maria Sheffield, thinks her full body liposuction changed her whole outlook on life:
“Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right, honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player? I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone.”
—Katy Perry, after spotting her high school crush in the audience when she played a show at her high school this week. I guess it’s true that none of us every really get over high school. [Radar] Keep reading »
Of course I’ve never been through a breakup that left me feeling like a woman scorned. And I’ve definitely never been so desperate for revenge that I signed my ex up for an extreme kitten lovers email listserv when he hated cats. OK, maybe I did. I’m sorry, I know it’s awful. It was just that it brought me so much joy imagining all the kitten SPAM he would receive at work. Sigh, if only I had the 30-Day Breakup Guide to help me through the hard times. After the jump, some more embarrassing tales of post-breakup revenge. See, I’m not alone. Fess up in the comments, if you dare.
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As I’m sure you’re well aware, there are many good reasons to have sex. In fact, sometimes you don’t need any reason at all—other than, say, loving your partner.
However, sometimes a lady finds herself doing all the right things for all the wrong reasons. That’s what we’re here to cover. So if you find yourself in any of the following situations, please extricate yourself as quickly as possible:
Revenge: The most popular very-wrong reason to have sex, revenge sex never ends well. Hooking up with his best friend because you’re angry at your boyfriend will get you nowhere.
Ego Gratification: You must be fine if that scorching hot bartender took you home. Or not. Men have been known to do some unsavory things for physical gratification—surely you’ve heard the recent story of the guy who tried to fornicate with a park bench? The fact that he’s willing and able doesn’t say squat about your appeal.
Appliance Envy: Your roommate “doesn’t believe” in air conditioning. You can’t afford premium cable and are addicted to “Weeds.” You’re desperate to try out Wii Fit. All of these desires are perfectly rational. However, they are absolutely not worth the price of waking up next to someone you otherwise cannot stand. (Well, except for the AC, but that’s only if it’s above 100 F.)
Weight Loss: Yes, you may have read those women’s magazine articles about how being physically intimate can help you shed pounds. However, a 120-pound woman burns only 57 calories during 15 minutes of sex. That’s less than half a Hostess Ho-Ho. The sweat could do nice things for your skin, but your waist will remain the same size.
Clarity: Ever since you were nine years old and saw that topless Kate Moss Calvin Klein ad, you’ve had a hunch you were same-sex oriented. Unfortunately, the thought of sharing this with anyone scares you, so you get yourself a boyfriend. But you can’t stop thinking about that ad….
Mercy: Empathy for a sad soul is one thing; holding an intimate pity party is quite another. Oh, and you know that saying, “no good deed goes unpunished?” It goes triple in this instance. Misery loves company—good luck getting him out of your apartment.
Quid Pro Quo:
Fame By Association: He’s famous, you want to be. Contrary to what you might’ve surmised from that old Pamela Des Barres book, “I’m With The Band: Confessions Of A Groupie,” fame is not transmissible through intimate contact. However, lots of other things are, so watch out.