Dear Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson,
You guys obviously like chicken. And I like guys who like chicken. So let’s have a menage a poulet. At least, I’m guessing you like chicken, based on the fact that you stole $65,000 worth of chicken from a Tyson plant in Doraville, Georgia. Got plans for…
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.