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Sex Will Bring You Closer to God

A pastor in Texas thinks the best way to get closer to God is to have a ton of sex (if you’re married, that is). Rev. Ed Young, pastor of…

Wendy Atterberry | November 26, 2008 - 3:30 pm

So I’m Engaged: Wherefore Art Thou, God?

In my opinion, getting married as a religious person is much easier than getting married as an Atheist or an Agnostic because deciding who is going to officiate the ceremony…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 26, 2008 - 5:30 pm

Penance For Sex Positions In The Middle Ages

Theologians in the middle ages devoted a lot of time to thinking about which sex positions were more pleasurable, and therefore more evil. They even distributed special handbooks to those…

Catherine Strawn | May 23, 2008 - 2:30 pm

Christians Convert Penthouse

Nothing says Penthouse magazine quite like boobs, a g-string, and good Christian morals….wait, whaaaa? The porno publication famous for its scantily clad “pets” has been saved from financial ruin by…

Simcha | May 20, 2008 - 6:30 pm

Jesus Knows You’re Watching Porn!

GodTube is so awesome. A sin-free alternative to YouTube, GodTube has all sorts of Christian videos, including ones that teach sinners lessons. Like this guy, who gets busted…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 12, 2008 - 1:30 pm

Mitt Romney Implies God Made Man And Man Couldn’t Control His Boner

Admittedly, we’re not the most religiously educated group of folks on the internet, but maybe someone should take away Mitt Romney’s Book of Mormon and give him a good hard…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 5, 2007 - 6:42 pm
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