Posts tagged "religion"

Debate This: TMI On A First Date

Matchmaker Steven Ward of "VH1 Tough Love" says that revealing too much information on a first date can scare a potential partner away. He advises the women not to discuss religion, politics, past relationships, etc. I can see where Steve is going with this advice, but I think it's more helpful in the…
By: Annika Harris / March 23, 2009

Sex Will Bring You Closer to God

A pastor in Texas thinks the best way to get closer to God is to have a ton of sex (if you’re married, that is). Rev. Ed Young, pastor of the evangelical Fellowship Church in Grapevine, Texas, issued a “sexperiment” challenge to his congregation of 20,000: sex every day for seven days. Sex, Rev. Young…
By: Wendy Atterberry / November 26, 2008

So I’m Engaged: Wherefore Art Thou, God?

In my opinion, getting married as a religious person is much easier than getting married as an Atheist or an Agnostic because deciding who is going to officiate the ceremony is so filled with confusion, it would just be simpler to say, "Well I guess Father Tom will take care of business." I am not…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 26, 2008

Penance For Sex Positions In The Middle Ages

Theologians in the middle ages devoted a lot of time to thinking about which sex positions were more pleasurable, and therefore more evil. They even distributed special handbooks to those who confessed with suggested penance lengths for various positions and sex acts. The suggested penance for having dorsal sex (woman on top) was three year…
By: Catherine Strawn / May 23, 2008

Christians Convert Penthouse

Nothing says Penthouse magazine quite like boobs, a g-string, and good Christian morals….wait, whaaaa? The porno publication famous for its scantily clad “pets" has been saved from financial ruin by branching out into internet dating with BigChurch.com. The site, which boasts a half a million members nationwide, is like a conservative Jesus-loving versio…
By: Simcha / May 20, 2008

Jesus Knows You’re Watching Porn!

GodTube is so awesome. A sin-free alternative to YouTube, GodTube has all sorts of Christian videos, including ones that teach sinners lessons. Like this guy, who gets busted watching dirty, disgusting porn by Jesus Christ himself! Isn't it kind of blasphemous to suggest that Jesus has a mullet? Pretty sure he'd like to be thought…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 12, 2008

Mitt Romney Implies God Made Man And Man Couldn’t Control His Boner

Admittedly, we're not the most religiously educated group of folks on the internet, but maybe someone should take away Mitt Romney's Book of Mormon and give him a good hard spanking with it. An ABC News blogger notes that while on the campaign trail in New Hampshire, Romney pointed out the large leaves i…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007
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