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Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab Days Before Jail

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan checked into the facility where (I think) she belongs: rehab. Lohan went to the Pickford Lofts, a sober-living house in Los Angeles. Pickford Lofts was founded by Robert Shapiro, a lawyer who defended O.J. Simpson in the ’90s and whose son died from an overdose in 2005. Apparently, Lindz is hoping the judge will reduce her jail sentence or toss the sentence entirely, provided she stays in rehab. She’s only been in rehab for 24 hours now and already she has received visits from her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, mom Dina and sister Ali, her assistant, and her alleged flame, Eilat Anschel. The assistant was toting a case of Sprite, toilet paper, and bags from Blick art supply.

Even if the judge says “no way, José” to Lindsay’s last-ditch attempt to avoid jail — hasn’t this girl been in rehab, like, three times already? — her stint at Pickford Lofts won’t be for naught. She definitely will need to sober up before she is required to check into the slammer on Tuesday. [People, New York Daily News] Keep reading »

10 Suggestions For The Rehab Facility Lindsay Lohan Plans To Open

Lindsay Lohan is heading to the slammer. But don’t worry about her career being ruined, she has bigger plans for when she gets out of the big house. Supposedly, she wants to open up her very own rehab facility for struggling starlets like herself. Proud mama Dina talked about her daughter’s aspirations to become a rehab mogul. “Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.” Moving. Very moving. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some special perks we hope to see at The Lohan House, or whatever she decides to call it. Keep reading »

The Stars Who’ve Clocked The Most Time In Rehab

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is on his way to rehab—again!—after getting kicked off a flight for getting wasted and picking a fight with crew members. There are just certain celebs who’ve ended up spending an impressive amount of time in rehab. Check out our graph of some of the worst-behaved stars to see how crazy Jonathan stacks up in terms of stints in treatment centers. Keep reading »

Charlie Sheen Checks In To Rehab, Again

Charlie Sheen has checked into rehab again, confirms “Access Hollywood.” In a statement, Sheen’s rep said:

“As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off his series ‘Two and a Half Men.’ He has asked that his privacy be honored. No further statements are planned.”

As a preventative measure? Hi, Charlie Sheen’s rep: after your client is arrested for domestic violence on Christmas for allegedly holding a knife to his wife, Brooke Mueller’s throat, you can cut the BS with the American public. It’s not like Charlie has a squeaky clean image to uphold. [Access Hollywood] Keep reading »

Quotable: Lindsay Lohan Talks Cocaine

“I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. … I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It’s a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate. I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed. When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month?’”

Lindsay Lohan, on things that should come as a shock to no one [The Sun UK]
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The Gift Of Giving, Courtesy Of Amy Winehouse

Need just the right card to express your emotions on your cousin’s trip to rehab? Amy Winehouse has your back. The Sun is reporting that Winehouse is coming out with a line of gift wrap and greeting cards using her famous lyrics. (That’s a fake mock up card, to the left. )I guess that just because she’s on permanent vacay down in St. Lucia doesn’t mean her “people” can’t make money off of her—Amy’s publishers are rolling out “Rehab” wrapping paper (the song chorus will be printed continuously) followed by “Back To Black” and “You Know I’m No Good” greetings cards. Her publishers are claiming: “The Amy-branded cards are classy too. ‘You Know I’m No Good’ is best for heartfelt apologies and ‘Back To Black,’ with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement.” Now, who the hell will actually buy them? Those with friends currently doing a stint in rehab? [The Sun] Keep reading »

Rihanna And Justin Timberlake Are Hot

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Star Couplings: Kirsten Dunst Sobers Up Her Love Life

  • Did Kirsten Dunst and her snaggle tooth find love in rehab? [Perez Hilton]
  • Um, Kate Beckinsale says her best feature is her vajayjay, which she lovingly has nicknamed “Pharoah’s Tomb”. That sounds kind of dusty to us. [Perez Hilton]
  • According to In Touch, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia might be moving in together. Betcha the calligrapher will get at least one of their names wrong on the housewarming party invitations. [Perez Hilton]
  • OK! says that Parker Posey and Keanu Reeves are dating. Did she need The Matrix explained to her too? [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Zoe Kravitz And Ben Foster, Sittin’ In A Tree…

  • We’ve got a favorite new couple! Zoe Kravitz (daughter of 80′s hottie Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz) is dating Ben Foster, ex of Kirsten Dunst. So. Dang. Cute. Also, she is what our favorite “character” on Project Runway would call “ferosh”. [Just Jared]
  • Did Kirsten Dunst develop a cocaine habit and check into rehab because she’s so torn up over her ex, Jake Gyllenhaal, falling hard for Reese Witherspoon? Get it together Kiki! No man is worth a drug addiction! [Perez Hilton]
  • Holy crap! Is newly sober (well, hopefully) Amy Winehouse going to be a Bond Girl? We can already envision her pulling weapons out of her huge beehive! [PageSix.com]
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    Lindsay Lohan Flirts With Danger

    Uh oh. We smell a celebrity rehab relapse on the horizon. Lindsay Lohan, who recently completed treatment at a rehab facility in Utah — which, yes, seems to have worked since she hasn’t gotten drunk or shown any visible signs of cocaine use since (though she did pick up a typically scabby boyfriend) — was seen out and about with former-BFF and rumored enabler Samantha Ronson. Ronson, a “DJ,” was LiLo’s constant companion during many of her drinking and drug filled episodes, and some even speculated the two were lesbian lovers. We totally believe it, but then again, we think everyone in Hollywood is gay. But regardless, making the rounds with Bad Influence #1 is probably a sign of worse things to come. Lindsay, we beg of you, don’t sink even lower by calling your former stylist/coke dealer Rachel Zoe! Keep reading »