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Is Reese Witherspoon Guilty Of A Crime For Illegal Python Purse Possession?

November 4, 2011

Morning Quickies: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Exes Are Laughing At Him

  • Jake Gyllenhaal must have heard a ringing in his ears recently: Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift had lunch together last week and dished about their mutual ex. “They talked about how vain and self-aborbed Jake can be,” a source told Us Weekly. “They laughed about it.” Poor Jake. [US Weekly]
  • Remember that hair salon I wrote about yesterday that depicted domestic violence in one of its advertisements? Someone vandalized it. Fluid in Edmonton, Alberta, was tagged with the message, “This is art that is wrongly named violence. That was violence that was wrongly named art.” [The Gloss]
  • Some women just aren’t that into oral sex. [xoJane]

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Newsflash: Reese Witherspoon Apparently Has A Large Stomach Tattoo


It’s kind of hard to shock me. I mean, the video of the woman bathing on the subway got barely an eyebrow raise. But finding out that Reese Witherspoon has a tattoo — on her stomach! — made me gasp. Photographers captured a few different glimpses of the ink over the holiday weekend, as Reese and her family spent some time at the beach. I could maybe see Little Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes (and I say that affectionately) having a second shot of tequila and indulging her inner “bad girl” by getting a butterfly on her ankle or something, but a stomach tattoo? No offense to those of you who have ink in that area, but it is a rather daring spot, considering how susceptible to, uh, stretching it is. I mean, Reese has hinted she wants more kids — what will her tattoo look like at seven months pregnant? Check out a photo of the tattoo, as well as my theories about what it is exactly, after the jump… Keep reading »

Quickies: Joe Francis Disses Reese Witherspoon & The National Sex Survey Results

  • Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
  • Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she said was “obviously not” the case. Look. I like Emma Roberts. But please. [Celebitchy]
  • John Edwards mugshot outtakes, starring Jerry O’Connell. [Funny Or Die]
  • Eight badass ladies in history who deserve their own action movie. [The Mary Sue]

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Should Female Friends Be Excluded From Bachelor Parties?

Straight off schooling Robert Pattinson in the art of telling a joke at the MTV Movie Awards this weekend, Reese Witherspoon has announced her newest project and it is, naturally, a comedy. Reese will produce and star in “Who Invited Her?” the tale of a woman who tags along to a bachelor party weekend. The movie is being hailed as, “A Bridesmaid gets a Hangover,” leading me to believe that it will be comedy that’s not afraid to go there—”there” meaning sex, stripper, and bathroom humor galore. New territory for sweet, “good girl” Reese. [Huffington Post]

We’ll have to wait a while to see this flick, but already the topic is ringing true to me. As a woman who has several guys that are close friends, I’ll totally admit that, every now and then, I feel a little bummed when I’m not invited to a bachelor party. Keep reading »

Reese Witherspoon Disses Kim Kardashian And Blake Lively, Maybe

“I just wanna say to all the girls out there, it’s cool to be bad, I get it … but it’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed and if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cellphone, you hid your face. Hide your face! I just want to say to all the girls out there it’s OK to be a good girl. I’m trying to make it cool.”

Reese Witherspoon is not one to make bitchy comments, so I was surprised when she snarked on fellow celebs with reality shows, sex tapes, and cell phone nudie pics while accepting her Generation Award at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. I’m assuming with the sex tape comment she was taking a swipe at Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton/Tila Tequila and their ilk. But was the nude cellphone pics comment pointed at Blake Lively, who has vehemently said the alleged naked photos of her released last week are fakes? I don’t disagree with her gripes, per se, but it was hella ballsy to say that with Lively sitting in the audience. And don’t even get me started on dissecting her “good girl”/”bad girl” comments. My gender-studies-minor head will explode. [TMZ] Keep reading »

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