This photo, which recently surfaced on Reddit, depicts a gaggle of girlfriends, dressed up in their holiday finery, celebrating the engagement of not one, not two, but three of their own. Well, all but one is celebrating. Woman in the red vest, I FUCKING FEEL YOU, GIRL. I want to invite you over to my apartment for some wine and an epic bitch session. Yes, I’m sure we’re both totally happy for our friends who are in loving, committed relationships, blah blah blah, but sometimes being around them makes you want to shoot yourself in the head, doesn’t it? Especially when what you THOUGHT was a holiday party for all turns out to be an engagement celebration for a few. Congratulations but also PUKE. I stand with you in solidarity, Patron Saint Of No Fucks To Give! Will you be my BFF? [Reddit]
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Find Out Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Which Ones Are Hung Like Horses (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)
Fun Reddit threat alert! Redditor Bhighkin put a call out to the former groupies of Reddit to share their NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. What ensued were a bunch of unreliable, friend-of-a-friend, hookup stories-turned total Reddit fuckery featuring Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, Eddie Vedder, Harry Styles, DMX’s
mom (!) and some more famous pees who aren’t even rockstars. Find out who loves “rough anal“, who is way into buttholes, who is asexual, and who has a large dick, but is often too wasted to get up. I’ve included a few tidbits after the jump. Keep reading »
While most soon-to-be divorced couples are busy lawyering up, liquidating assets and fighting over custody of children and china, these two are eating cake together. A Redditor posted this photo with the caption: “My soon-to-be ex-wife brought me a cake for my birthday today.” I knew divorce cakes were a thing, but if you can laugh about your divorce cake then maybe a reconciliation is in order. This couple seems to evolved beyond all the contentious feelings that normally accompany the end of a relationship, which means that either the cake is poisoned or we have a lot to learn from them. Teach us your secret, oh great breakup gurus. [Reddit]
“Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul turned up on Reddit yesterday to answer a bunch of fan questions. After verifying that he was, in fact, Mr. Jesse Pinkman, Paul got down to discussing his TV girlfriend (Jessica Lange), Chewbacca vs. R2D2, and the best bowler on the “Breaking Bad” cast. Check out our favorite questions and answers, after the jump! [Reddit]
Have you ever been a third wheel?
Our guess is that many people experience the sad, alienating life of a third wheel when they’re most vulnerable to feeling sad and alienated by it: as teenagers. After all, by one’s earlier twenties, one knows better than to hangout solo with a couple (especially new, hyper-affectionate ones). There are exceptions to the rule, of course–some considerate couples are able to unlock their mouths for a few hours and behave like individuals–but for the most part, playing third wheel is a bummer.
…Unless you have a good sense of humor about it, that is. Which brings us to this week’s most entertaining Reddit thread: The Life of a Third Wheel.” Read more on The Gloss…
When my youngest son was maybe 2 years old, he crept outside our bedroom door very early one morning while my husband and I were still asleep. I awoke to a deadpan, tiny voice whispering, “Let her in. Let. Her. In. Let her in,” over and over and over.
Turns out the cat was pawing at the back door, and he was just informing us it was time to, you know, let her in. But holy shitballs, that wasn’t even remotely my first thought. (My first thought was vampires, okay? IT WAS VAMPIRES.)
That was a legitimately spooky moment, but it doesn’t even hold a (flickering, ghostly) candle to this hair-raising Reddit thread titled, “Parents, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?” Clocking in at over 11,000 comments, the forum is filled with an amazing array of stories ranging from hilariously weird to downright terrifying. Read more on The Stir…
Reddit user alyak72 decided to forgo the traditional celebratory tone of most college graduation announcements and take the brutally honest route instead. I’m sure many of today’s college graduates feel the same way, but damn, those tears and the pleading for cash are a little intense. What would you do if you got this card in the mail? [Neatorama]
After experiencing a secondhand anxiety attack for the grad student who had their laptop (and 5-year thesis) stolen yesterday, this story is giving me hope. A Reddit user’s bike was stolen, and then returned three nights later with an apologetic note attached, as well as a coupon for a free lava cake at Domino’s (score!). If you can’t read the messy writing, check out the full text of the note after the jump… Keep reading »
A fifth year year grad student at Rutgers University recently had their laptop stolen, which is an incredibly frustrating experience in the best of circumstances, but becomes a living nightmare when that stolen laptop contains the only copy of your thesis (just thinking about this is giving me sympathy hives!). If nothing else, this sign serves as an excellent reminder to back up your important files — preferably in 10 different places, five of which are kept under 24-hour armed guard. In the meantime, let’s hope this grad student’s offer is one the laptop thief can’t refuse. [Neatorama]