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Reddit Presents The Man With Three Balls (NSFW)

Step right up, step right up! See the rarest penile anomalies in the world with the touch of your fingertips. Man with two dicks, step aside. The latest sexual sideshow attraction on Reddit is the E.T., the man with the extra testicle. User GardenofGandalf  waited until his 18th birthday, which was yesterday, to debut a photo of his tritestes. His mother must be so proud! You can see the very NSFW picture of his junk after the jump. Keep reading »

Martha Stewart Doesn’t Know What A Dildo Is, Let Alone How To Clean It

Martha Stewart, the original domestic diva, did an Ask Me Anything Q&A on Reddit today, fielding questions about homemaking, cleaning, etiquette, cooking and her personal life. As you might expect, the always gracious but opinionated Martha took a hard stance against such things as tattoos (“I would not EVER, EVER deface my body with tattoos”), online dating (“Old news”) and truffle oil (“It is ruinous of most recipes”), but evaded answering questions about her past, specifically her time in prison. She did, however, answer one fan’s request for sex advice. Keep reading »

Skittles As Birth Control? Here Are The Craziest Misconceptions Kids Have In Sex Ed

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Today, Reddit asked sex ed teachers about the weirdest misconceptions they’ve had to clear up among their students. Uh oh, do we really want to know? Just as we suspected, lots of young people are really uninformed. Like, eating Skittles and doing sit-ups to prevent pregnancy uninformed. Abstinence-only policies can do that to a kid. Read it and weep (while falling over laughing). Keep reading »

A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Married Sex

In order to “satisfy his curiosity” and not to “brag” or “complain,” Redditor PanicAK, tasked himself with keeping a careful record of how much sex he and his wife had in 2013. He explained that they were 30 and 31 respectively, had been together for 14 years, married for six. They both have full-time jobs and five-year-old twin boys and his wife doesn’t think that handjobs are “her style.” (Does any woman, really?) Make your guesses about what was going on in their bedroom and see how you did after the jump. Also, prepare yourself for the feeling of smug superiority or total shame that’s sure to follow. Keep reading »

Lorde Did A Reddit “Ask Me Anything” And This Is What We Learned

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Lorde graced Reddit with her presence over the weekend to do a little Q&A with her fans in an AMA (Ask Me Anything) session. She seemed so normal. And cool. Like she could be our real-life friend. Okay, that’s just wishful thinking.

Here’s just few things we learned! Keep reading »

Be My BFF: Woman In Red Vest Captures My General Attitude About Engagement Season

This photo, which recently surfaced on Reddit, depicts a gaggle of girlfriends, dressed up in their holiday finery, celebrating the engagement of not one, not two, but three of their own. Well, all but one is celebrating. Woman in the red vest, I FUCKING FEEL YOU, GIRL. I want to invite you over to my apartment for some wine and an epic bitch session. Yes, I’m sure we’re both totally happy for our friends who are in loving, committed relationships, blah blah blah, but sometimes being around them makes you want to shoot yourself in the head, doesn’t it? Especially when what you THOUGHT was a holiday party for all turns out to be an engagement celebration for a few. Congratulations but also PUKE. I stand with you in solidarity, Patron Saint Of No Fucks To Give! Will you be my BFF? [Reddit]

Find Out Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Which Ones Are Hung Like Horses (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)

Find Out Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Which Ones Are Hung Like Horses (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)

Fun Reddit threat alert! Redditor Bhighkin put a call out to the former groupies of Reddit to share their NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. What ensued were a bunch of unreliable, friend-of-a-friend, hookup stories-turned total Reddit fuckery featuring Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, Eddie Vedder, Harry Styles, DMX’s mom (!) and some more famous pees who aren’t even rockstars. Find out who loves “rough anal“, who is way into buttholes, who is asexual, and who has a large dick, but is often too wasted to get up. I’ve included a few tidbits after the jump. Keep reading »

Madonna Has A Bong Shaped Like A Penis, Wants You To Put Hydrangeas Up Your Ass

  • Thanks to Madonna’s Reddit AMA, we learned many things we didn’t know about the Material Girl. She likes dirty martinis for dinner, has a bong shaped like a penis and wants you to put hydrangeas up your ass. [Socialite Life]
  • This woman makes a living cuddling. NO SHIT. Just cuddling. No sex. BEST JOB. [Nerve]
  • There’s one thing Eva Mendes won’t do in front of Ryan Gosling. If you think the answer is poop, you’re wrong. [Whatever it is, I'll do it in front of him if he wants me to. -- Amelia] [The Blemish]
  • This is what the world would be like if sex was used to sell EVERYTHING including Furbys. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Well, That’s One Way To Celebrate Your Soon-To-Be Ex-Husband’s Birthday

While most soon-to-be divorced couples are busy lawyering up, liquidating assets and fighting over custody of children and china, these two are eating cake together. A Redditor posted this photo with the caption: “My soon-to-be ex-wife brought me a cake for my birthday today.” I knew divorce cakes were a thing, but if you can laugh about your divorce cake then maybe a reconciliation is in order. This couple seems to evolved beyond all the contentious feelings that normally accompany the end of a relationship, which means that either the cake is poisoned or we have a lot to learn from them. Teach us your secret, oh great breakup gurus. [Reddit]

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All The Best Quotes From Aaron Paul’s Reddit AMA

Aaron Paul Tweets
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His sweet tweets to fiancee Lauren Parsekian. Read More »
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“Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul turned up on Reddit yesterday to answer a bunch of fan questions. After verifying that he was, in fact, Mr. Jesse Pinkman, Paul got down to discussing his TV girlfriend (Jessica Lange), Chewbacca vs. R2D2, and the best bowler on the “Breaking Bad” cast. Check out our favorite questions and answers, after the jump! [Reddit]

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