Posts tagged "red bull"

Red Bull Pays $13 Million In Class Action Lawsuit For Not Actually “Giving You Wings”

I want to meet the guy who guzzled a Red Bull, checked his watch after a few minutes and was like "Where the hell are my wings? This company is bullshit. I'm suing!" For over 20 years, Red Bull has been lying to consumers by using the slogan "Red Bull gives you wings," and now…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 9, 2014

“Romance Pants” Are The Clapper Of Sex

Putting smooth jazz on the stereo, lighting scented candles, dimming the lights; these seduction techniques seem like so much extra work when you consider the latest innovation in hands-free mood setting. "Romance Pants," a Red Bull Creation entry by Team Instructables, will take the seduction game to a whole new level. These jeans may look…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 4, 2013

Steve Martin’s Hilarious Oscar Hosting Advice For Eddie Murphy

Awards shows are always a little bit of a hit or miss affair. Jane Lynch happened to be a pretty stellar choice for this year's Emmys, but we're feeling kind of meh about the idea of Eddie Murphy hosting this year's Oscars. Never fear, all-star funny guy Steve Martin is around to offer necessary…
By: Julie Gerstein / September 21, 2011

Mandy Moore Douches With Red Bull And It Gives Her Vagina Wings!

Who knew Mandy Moore could actually be funny? (We lost hope forever after "Because I Said So.") [Uh, speak for yourself. I love that movie. -- Editor] But here's Mandy in a hilarious and vag-tastic Funny Or Die video hawking Red Bull Energy Douche: the world's first energy drink-slash-feminine hygiene product! Hmm,…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 18, 2009

A New Beverage Says It’s The Opposite of Red Bull

If Red Bull gives you wings, than Drank, a new relaxation beverage, gives you the power to stop flapping them. Touted as a chill pill in a purple can, Drank doubled 7-Eleven's sale expectations during the bev's testing phase, and its profits were up 198% last year. But before you crack open a can, check…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 19, 2009

The Daily Squeeze: Red Bull In France, Peanuts And Asthma, And Condoms In The Gaza Strip

France started selling Red Bull with taurine after 12 years of having only caffeine in the formula. Things could get crazy. [Reuters]…
By: Catherine Strawn / July 16, 2008

Are You A Swinger?

Figuring out whether or not you’re a swinger doesn’t seem like it would be all that difficult. There's not really any gray area: Either you are, or you aren't. So if you find yourself relating to a few of the “100 Signs You May Be a Swinger” but don't consider yourself a swinger, there…
By: Catherine Strawn / January 9, 2008