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“Abby & Brittany” Recap: Please Date Josiah!

Abby & Brittany Moments
The most interesting moments from the premiere of "Abby & Brittany" Watch »
Mariah's Twins!
No, not those twins. Morocco and Monroe is who I'm talking about. Read More »
A boyfriend for Abby and Brittany?

I feel like an awful human being saying this, but TLC’s “Abby & Brittany” just isn’t living up to my expectations in terms of answering any of my technical questions. HOW DO THEY POOP? Don’t get me wrong, they are wonderful, inspiring human beings. I enjoyed learning how they drive, watching them ride a Segway, student teach and get ready for their college graduation. The only scientifically interesting things I learned last night was that their stomachs hurt on opposite sides when they eat too much pizza and that they can simultaneously be different temperatures. Weird. The most exciting bit of the show, besides the previews for “Breaking Amish” (which looks enthralling by the way … Rumspringa!), was their hang out session Josiah, their “best friend.” Best friend, eh? Um, I think they are both in lurrvvvvveeee with Josiah. It’s so obvious. But are the feelings reciprocal? Let’s assess the romantic tension after the jump. Keep reading »

June’s Forklift Foot Revealed On “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

Baby Boo Boo
Baby Kaitlyn is born with an extra thumb. Read More »
Boo Boo Nuggets
More nuggets from the latest episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Read More »
Boo Boo Lessons #2
Nine (more) things Ami learned from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Read More »

As always, the precious moments on last night’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” were bountiful. I was still a little distracted by the discovery that June is the same age as me. It’s going to take me a while to process that. Anyhow, the Boo Boos are showing no signs of slowing down. I sincerely hope you’ve been watching as it’s difficult for me not to talk about every single second of every episode. I want us to share ALL of them together, but, for the sake of brevity, I am forced to pick the most beautimous nuggets. Spoiler: Last night’s undisputed climax was the revealing of June’s FORKLIFT FOOT. Oh YES. After the jump, FORKLIFT FOOT and much, much more. Keep reading »

The 4 Most Interesting Moments From TLC’s “Abby & Brittany” Premiere

Get Twins-ing!
Julie and I have started a meme. Read More »
"Abby & Brittany" Recap
Abby and Brittany are just a couple of girls!

TLC is like my spirit animal cable channel, so my hopes were lofty for “Abby & Brittany,” the new show about 22-year-old identical, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel. I saw TLC’s special about them way back when they were 16 and getting their driver’s license. Then, I saw some British special filmed when they were 19 and Brittany was believed to be engaged. I was hoping “Abby & Brittany” would be all about navigating one twin’s relationship. And maybe even HOW SEX WORKS FOR THEM. They have one vagina. So is it considered a threesome when Brittany has sex with her fiance? I need to know! Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G Confessions!

Bach Pad: The Fall
Michael Stagliano's fall from power. Read More »
Bach Pad: Love Square
Chris forms a dangerous love square. Read More »
Bach Pad: Frenemies
Awkward hookups and frenemies on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »
"Bach Pad" Recap
How do you spell titillating?

Now that all of the interesting contestants have been kicked off “Bachelor Pad,” there are very few ways to keep the viewers watching. A spelling bee and confessions are what the producers opt for. The remaining “Pad” members are happy to oblige, dredging up the best they have to offer in the way of DEEP, DARK, T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G “Bachelor Pad” confessions. Well, not really, but I wanted to make a reference to the spelling bee. Thanks for humoring me. More after the jump. Keep reading »

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: The Great Fall Of Michael

Bach Pad: Love Square
Chris forms a dangerous love square. Read More »
Bach Pad: Frenemies
Awkward hookups and frenemies on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »
Bach Pad: Dating Don'ts
Quit trying so hard, as demonstrated by contestants on "Bachelor Pad." Read More »

*Spoiler alerts abound! * “Bachelor Pad” producers inadvertently shit on their own show last night by trying to save their villain Chris. Everyone wanted that diabolical douche out of there after last week’s love square fallout, but then the “Pad” gods intervened and ended up sacrificing the only two people who ever say remotely amusing things — Michael Stagliano and Erica Rose. Your stupid plan backfired, producers. Is there even any reason to watch anymore? Not really. Blakelely can be mildly entertaining at times and Ed is fun to laugh at when he’s drunk. But can they carry a show? HELL NO. After the jump, how karma farted on Michael and shined on Chris … and some interesting moments in between. Keep reading »

9 (More) Things I Learned From “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

Boo Boo Questions
I have some questions about "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Watch »
Defending Honey Boo Boo
Why "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is worth watching. Read More »
Boo Boo Lessons
Things we learned from the first episode. Read More »

Sometimes a show has a great first couple of episodes and fades away as the season continues. The opposite is true of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” It just keeps getting better. Amelia thinks Alana will grow up to be the “funniest comedian that ever lived.” I agree. And, here in the office, we’re kicking around the idea that June is a sex positive feminist and doesn’t even know it. Oh, all the things I’m learning from this show. After the jump, some more nuggets of wisdom from last night including FORKLIFT FOOT. Keep reading »

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