Posts tagged "rebecca martinson"

2013: The Year In Assholes

Sigh. So many assholes, so little time. Unfortunately, there were many, many people who behaved like anuses this year, but I managed to whittle the list down to a final group of 13 sphincters whose shittiness really went above and beyond.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 26, 2013

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college for Vice. Because…why? She’s segued from writing mean things about her sorority sisters to writing mean things about guys she’s fucked? Inventive.  …

Ami Angelowicz / November 18, 2013

“Deranged Sorority Girl” Rebecca Martinson Is Writing A Novel

Remember Rebecca Martinson, the University of Maryland sorority girl who sent her fellow Delta Gammas a lengthy screed that introduced the world to the term “cunt punt”? Of course you do! Things have worked out well for Rebecca, despite being mocked mercilessly by the internet and being given the boot by her sorority — she&#8217…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 25, 2013

Amazing Sorority Girl Rebecca Martinson Pens Dating Column And It’s The Best

Rebecca Martinson, modern study in leaning in and sorority girl extraordinaire, has penned an advice column for BroBible called “A Guide To Getting A Guy To Text You The Morning After,” and surprise! It’s full of really solid advice! Rebecca’s like that friend we all have or definitely need — one who gives stringent, bracing…

Megan Reynolds / July 3, 2013

“Morgan Freeman” Assaults Us With That Awesome Sorority Girl Letter

Last one, we swear! If you get Morgan fucking Freeman to read Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma sorority letter, you better believe we’re going to post it. Okay, maybe it’s not Morgan Freeman himself, but a Morgan Freeman sound-a-like named Josh Robert Thompson — and it’s pretty damn convincing. This could change everything. Think about “Shawshank…

Julie Gerstein / May 2, 2013

Rebecca Martinson Resigns From Delta Gamma Following Sorority Scandal

And now we’ve reached the end: Disgraced Delta Gamma sis Rebecca Martinson has resigned from the University of Maryland chapter of her sorority, following a week of radio silence from Martinson and the chapter. Yup, the woman who has gifted us with the phrase “cunt punt” has left the building. In a public statement, Delta…

Julie Gerstein / April 25, 2013

Girl Talk: I Was In A Sorority & I’m Not A Psycho

My phone blips. Another email. Given that I’m stuck at an un-jaywalkable intersection in the East Village, I pause to open it. It’s another reply to my sorority sister’s chain email. The subject line from  35 emails ago simply reads: “Interesting.” I’m immediately engrossed, missing the walking man and chance to cross the street.

Sarah Gray / April 25, 2013

The Men Of Sigma Nu: The Guys Rebecca Martinson Wants You To Hang Out With

Remember when Delta Gamma sorority girl Rebecca Martinson warned that “FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO…

Julie Gerstein / April 22, 2013

NSFW: Michael Shannon Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Michael Shannon’s dramatic reading of University of Maryland sorority girl Rebecca Martinson’s batshit insane letter to her Delta Gamma sisters may well be the scariest damned thing the internet has seen. I think a vein burst in Michael Shannon’s neck. Wear headphones if you listen to this at the office. There’s a lot of screaming. [Funny

Jessica Wakeman / April 22, 2013

Rebecca Martinson Isn’t Alone: 10 More Tales From The Sorority Hall of Shame

University of Maryland sorority girl Rebecca Martinson has gotten a lot of attention this past week for the rather aggressive email she sent out to her fellow Delta Gamma sisters. Martinson, who repeatedly referred to her sisters as “awkward,” “retarded” “faggots,” was fairly quickly outed as the letter sender, and has since deleted her subtly…

Julie Gerstein / April 22, 2013

12 Career Suggestions For Mean Girl Sorority Sister Rebecca Martinson

From now until the end of the internet, Rebecca Martinson will be known as the mean girl who wrote a rabid email to her University of Maryland Delta Gamma sisters berating them for being “weird,” “awkward,” “boring,” “stupid,” retarded,” “ass hat,” “faggots” who were unable to properly socialize with brother frat Sigma Nu. When Rebecca wasn’t…

Ami Angelowicz / April 22, 2013

Alison Haislip Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Rabid Sorority Girl Email And It Is Perfect

Rebecca Martinson’s now infamous email to her fellow sisters in the Delta Gamma chapter at the University of Maryland was pure deranged ridiculousness when read on paper. But read aloud? Whole. New. Level. Perfect bitchtastic delivery, Alison Haislip! [YouTube]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 20, 2013

Meet Rebecca Martinson, The Rabid Sorority Sister From Delta Gamma

Yesterday, we shared with you an amazing email from one of the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma sisters to her fellow sorority members. The letter upbraided the girls for basically being “weird,” “awkward” “faggots” who were unable to properly socialize (re: bang) the sorority’s brother frat, Sigma Nu.

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Julie Gerstein / April 19, 2013

Sorority Girl Rebecca Martinson Shows The True Meaning Of Sisterhood By Calling Her Sisters “Retarded”

Ladies and gentleman, meet a real life Regina George, all grown up, and the real, actual, insane vitriolic screed this member of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland sent to her fellow sorority sisters. It’s not a nice letter, because, as Regina George sees it, the Delta Gamma sisters are so totally fucking

Julie Gerstein / April 18, 2013