Posts tagged "rebecca martinson"

2013: The Year In Assholes

Sigh. So many assholes, so little time. Unfortunately, there were many, many people who behaved like anuses this year, but I managed to whittle the list down to a final…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 26, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Bitchy Sorority Girl, Rebecca Martinson, Is Now Writing About Blowjobs For Vice

In a desperate attempt to stay internet relevant, deranged sorority sister Rebecca Martinson penned a totally anticlimactic, completely pointless account of a drunken blowjob she gave with a friend once in college

Ami Angelowicz | November 18, 2013 - 12:20 pm

“Deranged Sorority Girl” Rebecca Martinson Is Writing A Novel

Remember Rebecca Martinson, the University of Maryland sorority girl who sent her fellow Delta Gammas a lengthy screed that introduced the world to the term “cunt punt”? Of course you…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 25, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Amazing Sorority Girl Rebecca Martinson Pens Dating Column And It’s The Best

Rebecca Martinson, modern study in leaning in and sorority girl extraordinaire, has penned an advice column for BroBible called “A Guide To Getting A Guy To Text You The Morning…

Megan Reynolds | July 3, 2013 - 2:00 pm

“Morgan Freeman” Assaults Us With That Awesome Sorority Girl Letter

Last one, we swear! If you get Morgan fucking Freeman to read Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma sorority letter, you better believe we’re going to post it. Okay, maybe it’s not…

Julie Gerstein | May 2, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Rebecca Martinson Resigns From Delta Gamma Following Sorority Scandal

And now we’ve reached the end: Disgraced Delta Gamma sis Rebecca Martinson has resigned from the University of Maryland chapter of her sorority, following a week of radio silence from…

Julie Gerstein | April 25, 2013 - 11:20 am

Girl Talk: I Was In A Sorority & I’m Not A Psycho

My phone blips. Another email. Given that I’m stuck at an un-jaywalkable intersection in the East Village, I pause to open it. It’s another reply to my sorority sister’s chain…

Sarah Gray | April 25, 2013 - 11:00 am

The Men Of Sigma Nu: The Guys Rebecca Martinson Wants You To Hang Out With

Remember when Delta Gamma sorority girl Rebecca Martinson warned that “FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH…

Julie Gerstein | April 22, 2013 - 5:00 pm

NSFW: Michael Shannon Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Michael Shannon’s dramatic reading of University of Maryland sorority girl Rebecca Martinson’s batshit insane letter to her Delta Gamma sisters may well be the scariest damned thing the internet has…

Jessica Wakeman | April 22, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Rebecca Martinson Isn’t Alone: 10 More Tales From The Sorority Hall of Shame

University of Maryland sorority girl Rebecca Martinson has gotten a lot of attention this past week for the rather aggressive email she sent out to her fellow Delta Gamma sisters.

Julie Gerstein | April 22, 2013 - 2:00 pm

12 Career Suggestions For Mean Girl Sorority Sister Rebecca Martinson

From now until the end of the internet, Rebecca Martinson will be known as the mean girl who wrote a rabid email to her University of Maryland Delta Gamma sisters berating…

Ami Angelowicz | April 22, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Alison Haislip Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Rabid Sorority Girl Email And It Is Perfect

Rebecca Martinson’s now infamous email to her fellow sisters in the Delta Gamma chapter at the University of Maryland was pure deranged ridiculousness when read on paper. But read aloud?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 20, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Meet Rebecca Martinson, The Rabid Sorority Sister From Delta Gamma

Yesterday, we shared with you an amazing email from one of the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma sisters to her fellow sorority members. The letter upbraided the girls for basically…

Julie Gerstein | April 19, 2013 - 11:20 am

Sorority Girl Rebecca Martinson Shows The True Meaning Of Sisterhood By Calling Her Sisters “Retarded”

Ladies and gentleman, meet a real life Regina George, all grown up, and the real, actual, insane vitriolic screed this member of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of

Julie Gerstein | April 18, 2013 - 2:20 pm