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“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Andi Goes On The Most Embarrassing & Unhinged Dates In “Bachelorette” History

For some reason, ABC has decided that one two-hour episode a week just isn’t enough “Bachelorette.” This week, there are two two-hour episodes of my favorite reality TV dating show, one last night and then another tonight. Yay, four hours of “The Bachelorette” — how did I get so lucky? The good news is, last night’s episode was significantly less depressing than last week’s, but it was also easily among the weirdest episodes I’ve ever seen. Let’s dole out some superlatives and you’ll see what I mean! Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night’s Episode

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: Two Reasons I Had To Turn Off Last Night's Episode

Every season, I dutifully sit through each needlessly long episode (two hours! why?!) of “The Bachelor” or “Bachelorette,” delighting in the ridiculousness of the various dates and awkwardness of the forced romantic interactions. But I hit a wall pretty early into last night’s episode and had to turn it off. Why? Well, I’ll let these two “Bachelorette” superlatives explain why… Keep reading »

What Kind Of Kinky Sex Did Tori & Dean Have Before He Cheated?

What Kind Of Kinky Sex Did Tori & Dean Have Before He Cheated?
It Was Pegging Wasn't It?

Oof, last night’s episode of “True Tori,” one of the biggest car wrecks of a reality show I’ve ever watched, was a doozy. Quick recap: “True Tori” is a Lifetime celeb reality show about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, in the wake of his cheating “scandal.” Some think the cheating was concocted for the reality show, but while I think Tori and Dean are often acting their D-list balls off, the events are real. It’s a very odd show to watch, because it feels both so real and so fake all at once.

Anyway, on last night’s episode, Tori and Dean were at couples therapy and Dean was trying to explain what compelled him to cheat while he was in Toronto filming “Top Chef Canada.” Apparently he was sore about the fact that he and Tori didn’t have sex before he left on his trip, an excuse that Tori immediately called out as bullshit. As Tori explained it, they had not only been intimate in the weeks before his trip (if not the night before), but that she had “done things” she’d never done before and that the couple had paid two visits to a sex shop. Dean was quick to leave the room — because apparently talking about your sex life on TV goes too far, but putting your four kids on a show about the breakdown of your marriage does not — and viewers were left guessing what “things” Tori was talking about. My first hunch was obviously ANAL, but the two sex shop trips indicate that they needed special supplies. I don’t believe for a second that Tori and Dean have been in a seven-year marriage and have never used sexy toys in the bedroom, so the obvious conclusion — to me and echoed by Jezebel — is that they bought a strap-on and Tori pegged Dean with it. CASE CLOSED. Pegged it! (P.S. Ain’t no shame in stimulating that prostate, Dean. No judgement here!) Keep reading »

“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night’s Premiere

"The Bachelorette" Superlatives: The Best & Worst Moments From Last Night's Premiere

Woohoo! “The Bachelorette” is back! Andi Dorfman, last season’s tough talking DA who told Juan Pablo where to stick it, is basically this show’s ideal star. She’s pretty, she’s feisty and, most of all, she is desperate to find love and be engaged at the end. Unfortunately for her, the casting directors phoned it the fuck in this season, as over half of the dude contestants gave me MAJOR gay vibes and many of them are just straight up unattractive. Like, I’m pretty horny these days, and I would still need beer goggles to bring 95 percent of these dudebros home. If I was her, I would ask for a do over. Alas, the cards have been dealt and Chris Harrison has uttered those infamous words, “Let the journey begin!” Here’s this week’s recap — presented in superlatives! Keep reading »

Baldies, Unicorns & Porcupines: Meet The 25 Dudes Vying For “Bachelorette” Andi Dorfman’s Heart (Organized By Hairstyle)

Meet The 25 Dudes Vying For "The Bachelorette"'s Heart (Organized By Hairstyle)

A new season of “The Bachelorette” starts on Monday, May 19, and ABC has finally given us a looksie at the 25 dude specimens who will be after Andi Dorfman’s final rose. Not to sound like Chris Harrison, but this season is already shaping up to have … THE WORST HAIR EVER. To make things a little easier, I’ve grouped the guys into six hair categories. Click onward to meet them all! Keep reading »

MTV’s “Buckwild” Reality Show Rebooted, Heads To Alaska

  • MTV is bringing back their reality show “Buckwild,” only this time it’ll be set in Wasilla, Alaska — AKA Sarah Palin’s hometown. “Buckwild” was originally canceled after cast member Shain Gandee died suddenly in an accident. [TMZ]
  •  A tiny bright spot in the natural disaster that is Terry Richardson: the text to a British model named Emma Appleton promising to put her in Vogue if she slept with him was from a fake account. Richardson denied he’d sent the text, but he denies everything he is accused of having done, so … [Page Six]
  • Ramona Singer’s husband’s mistress allegedly sent her a letter, which of course is now on the Internet. [In Touch Weekly]
  • Mark Zuckerberg and a hoodie are now fixtures in Madame Tussaud’s wax museum. [MTV News]
  • Miley Cyrus is finally out of the hospital after a bad reaction to antibiotics. Get well soon, Miley. [People] Keep reading »
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