Tonight on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Kim Zolciak performs “Tardy for the Party” in front of an enormo crowd. This video of her preparing to go on stage totally cracked me up, because it contains two wardrobe malfunctions. First, Kim’s boobs are totally popping out of her dress, requiring her stylist to add an around-the-neck strap (after she flashes him a few times), at which point—they’re still popping out. And then as she walks to the stage—eek—her skirt won’t stay down in the wind. Kim, if you’re so concerned about people seeing your business, I’m gonna suggest picking gig outfits with a touch more fabric. Just a thought. Keep reading »
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I didn’t think it was possible to top the madness that is those bitches in New Jersey, but “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” may have done it. Last night’s premiere was seriously off-the-hook. Where do I even begin? Oh, how about with the plastic surgery disaster above with Taylor, who paid a visit to Adrienne’s husband for a little botulism. Susannah has informed me that she suspects Taylor isn’t getting the usual Botox, but Dysport, another brand of the stuff that causes those weird facial bubbles you see. Apparently it goes away after 30 minutes, which is a relief, because I am pretty sure that would be the end of Taylor and Adrienne’s friendship.
But temporary facial deformities were only the beginning of the hot mess that was “RHBH”! More, after the jump … Keep reading »
“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” premieres tonight on Bravo at 10 p.m. While I think I have the least in common with these women, who quite possibly might be the wealthiest women in all the “Housewives” franchises, the upcoming attacks, accusations, and the demise of at least one marriage has me jonesing for a new reality TV fix. Check out the video above and peep one more after the jump. Keep reading »
On this week’s “Real Housewives of D.C.,” Michaele Salahi brewed up a new controversy. She claimed that she was once a Washington Redskins cheerleader and headed to a rehearsal for an alumni performance. Several of her castmates called BS—as did Terri Lamb, the president of the Redskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association. Lamb said, “We have no record that she ever was a Redskins cheerleader. She was listed on our 1991 roster at Ms. Salahi’s request and based on her misrepresentation to us.” Michaele says that the mix-up comes from the fact that she was actually a cheerleader in the ’80s—she tried to change the roster to make herself appear younger. But wait, I feel like we’ve heard this one before.
Meanwhile, a Michaele action figure is now for sale. And, apparently, she’s the one who pitched the idea. Keep reading »
“I love my new boobs. They’re so perky. I feel fantastic! … I had my nipple moved up half an inch, so my boobs were lifted without having a scar from the nipple to underneath the breast. I went to the Bahamas with Kandi, Sheree and our kids eight days after the procedure. I went down a water slide and tore some of the stitches. I felt a sharp pain in my left breast but didn’t realize how serious it was until the bandages came off and there was a tear around my nipple. I had to go back to get it fixed.”
—”Real Housewife of Atlanta” Kim Zolciak tells In Touch magazine about getting a boob job revision after noticing that her girls were looking kind of droopy. How did this horrifying incident not get a line in “Google Me“? [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Ahhhh, “Real Housewives” music videos. “Tardy for the Party” was fun. LuAnn De Lesseps’ “Money Can’t Buy You Class” was scary. Danielle Staub‘s “Real Close” was surprisingly good. The same cannot be said of Kim Zolciak‘s off-key new single, “Google Me.” If you do one thing today, please listen to it. It’s amazing. The line “Research me, you’ll find me, click them keys and Google me” will now be in my head for the rest of the day. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
The Salahis are finding themselves unwelcomed once again. Reports are saying that the couple have not been invited back to season two of “The Real Housewives of D.C.” Bravo was hoping the attention surrounding the gatecrashing twosome would bring high ratings to the show, but now the network suspects that Michaele and Tareq are turning viewers off the series. I guess there is such a thing as too much self-promotion. [PopEater]
After the jump, other housewives who found themselves booted out when it was time for a contract renewal. Keep reading »
So, Danielle Staub is off “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” But she is not out of our lives forever. As Danielle tells it, “I’ve been approached by some very large networks and production companies that are very happy to try to steal me away from Bravo. I’m keeping my options open now.” Oh, but that’s not all she has to say. “I think people who want to see more of me might be careful what they wish for. There’s a lot more of me to come! I’m the Susan Lucci of reality TV.” True dat? [People]
Ooh! Ooh! We’ve got some ideas for Danielle. After the jump, 13 shows we’d love to see her star in. Keep reading »