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Kim Zolciak’s Genius New Single: “Google Me”


Ahhhh, “Real Housewives” music videos. “Tardy for the Party” was fun. LuAnn De Lesseps’ “Money Can’t Buy You Class” was scary. Danielle Staub‘s “Real Close” was surprisingly good. The same cannot be said of Kim Zolciak‘s off-key new single, “Google Me.” If you do one thing today, please listen to it. It’s amazing. The line “Research me, you’ll find me, click them keys and Google me” will now be in my head for the rest of the day. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

The “Real Housewives” That Bravo Evicted

The Salahis are finding themselves unwelcomed once again. Reports are saying that the couple have not been invited back to season two of “The Real Housewives of D.C.” Bravo was hoping the attention surrounding the gatecrashing twosome would bring high ratings to the show, but now the network suspects that Michaele and Tareq are turning viewers off the series. I guess there is such a thing as too much self-promotion. [PopEater]

After the jump, other housewives who found themselves booted out when it was time for a contract renewal. Keep reading »

13 Show Ideas For Danielle Staub, Now That She’s No Longer A Real Housewife

So, Danielle Staub is off “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” But she is not out of our lives forever. As Danielle tells it, “I’ve been approached by some very large networks and production companies that are very happy to try to steal me away from Bravo. I’m keeping my options open now.” Oh, but that’s not all she has to say. “I think people who want to see more of me might be careful what they wish for. There’s a lot more of me to come! I’m the Susan Lucci of reality TV.” True dat? [People]

Ooh! Ooh! We’ve got some ideas for Danielle. After the jump, 13 shows we’d love to see her star in. Keep reading »

Teresa Giudice To Hold A Table-Flipping Contest

We had hoped that Teresa Giudice‘s commercial for Sizzle Tans was as low as the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star would go. But alas, no. On September 25th, Teresa will be appearing at a club called the Funky Monkey in Delaware. The highlight of the evening? A table-flipping contest. So what will they be judging on? Height of the flip, vector of the flip, or number of dishes broken in the flip? Who knows. But we’re thinking Danielle Staub should not make an appearance at this party. [Radar] Keep reading »

“The Real Housewives Of NJ” Reunion Part 2: The Hug Heard ‘Round The World

The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion part two … what to say, what to say. I thought we were going to end with more subtext and angry body language and call it a day. And then these hugs happened. I’m going to go ahead and crown it one of the most awkward moments on television ever. Keep reading »

Quotable: Teresa And Joe Giudice Are Doing It Like Rabbits

“I laughed at it … [We] still make love once, sometimes twice a day … we’re very happy.”

Teresa Giudice in response to the rumors that her husband has a mistress and love child. Hmmm, I think Teresa is suffering from a case of thou doth protest too much. [I’m Not Obsessed] Keep reading »

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