I didn’t think it was possible to top the madness that is those bitches in New Jersey, but “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” may have done it. Last night’s premiere was seriously off-the-hook. Where do I even begin? Oh, how about with the plastic surgery disaster above with Taylor, who paid a visit to Adrienne’s husband for a little botulism. Susannah has informed me that she suspects Taylor isn’t getting the usual Botox, but Dysport, another brand of the stuff that causes those weird facial bubbles you see. Apparently it goes away after 30 minutes, which is a relief, because I am pretty sure that would be the end of Taylor and Adrienne’s friendship.
But temporary facial deformities were only the beginning of the hot mess that was “RHBH”! More, after the jump … Keep reading »
“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” premieres tonight on Bravo at 10 p.m. While I think I have the least in common with these women, who quite possibly might be the wealthiest women in all the “Housewives” franchises, the upcoming attacks, accusations, and the demise of at least one marriage has me jonesing for a new reality TV fix. Check out the video above and peep one more after the jump. Keep reading »
On this week’s “Real Housewives of D.C.,” Michaele Salahi brewed up a new controversy. She claimed that she was once a Washington Redskins cheerleader and headed to a rehearsal for an alumni performance. Several of her castmates called BS—as did Terri Lamb, the president of the Redskins Cheerleaders Alumni Association. Lamb said, “We have no record that she ever was a Redskins cheerleader. She was listed on our 1991 roster at Ms. Salahi’s request and based on her misrepresentation to us.” Michaele says that the mix-up comes from the fact that she was actually a cheerleader in the ’80s—she tried to change the roster to make herself appear younger. But wait, I feel like we’ve heard this one before.
Meanwhile, a Michaele action figure is now for sale. And, apparently, she’s the one who pitched the idea. Keep reading »
“I love my new boobs. They’re so perky. I feel fantastic! … I had my nipple moved up half an inch, so my boobs were lifted without having a scar from the nipple to underneath the breast. I went to the Bahamas with Kandi, Sheree and our kids eight days after the procedure. I went down a water slide and tore some of the stitches. I felt a sharp pain in my left breast but didn’t realize how serious it was until the bandages came off and there was a tear around my nipple. I had to go back to get it fixed.”
—”Real Housewife of Atlanta” Kim Zolciak tells In Touch magazine about getting a boob job revision after noticing that her girls were looking kind of droopy. How did this horrifying incident not get a line in “Google Me“? [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Ahhhh, “Real Housewives
” music videos. “Tardy for the Party
” was fun. LuAnn De Lesseps’ “Money Can’t Buy You Class
” was scary. Danielle Staub
‘s “Real Close
” was surprisingly good. The same cannot be said of Kim Zolciak
‘s off-key new single, “Google Me.” If you do one thing today, please listen to it. It’s amazing. The line “Research me, you’ll find me, click them keys and Google me” will now be in my head for the rest of the day. [Huffington Post
] Keep reading »