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The Salahis And Michael Lohan Checking In To “Celebrity Rehab”

We knew they were on something. We won’t get to see White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi on “The Real Housewives of DC” anymore but, apparently, the two are not ready to leave reality television behind. And so, they have signed on for the new season of “Celebrity Rehab” with Dr. Drew. Which leads us to the obvious question: What was their substance of choice?!?! Tell us, VH1, tell us.

According to reports, they will be joined on the show by actress/red carpet disaster Bai Ling, former Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden, and “Baywatch” actor Jeremy Jackson. Oh, and Michael Lohan. Keep reading »

Jimmy Fallon’s “Real Housewives Of Late Night” Is Back For Season Two


It took four years, but I am finally feeling “Real Housewives” fatigue. I couldn’t bring myself to watch Tuesday night’s premiere of “The Real Housewives of Miami” — but, I am very, very excited for Jimmy Fallon‘s awesomely well-done spoof series, “The Real Housewives of Late Night,” where he and several of his staff members dress up like ladies for 10-minute mock episodes of the show. (The last one, from December, is above.) “The Real Housewives of Late Night” begins its second season tonight—Jimmy has made five mini-episodes which will air every other Thursday night. “It did make me really see how much women go through to get ready,” Fallon says of the series. “I have great makeup and hair people doing it. I could never picture myself doing it; it would take three hours. … By the time we did one of these, I was looking in the mirror thinking, does this make me look fat?” I’ll be watching tonight, for sure. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag To Be A “Real Housewife”?

You should probably sit down for the news that I’m about to tell you, because it might provoke anger, rage, and the desire to throw things at your television. Apparently Heidi Montag—yes, Heidi Montag of backscooping and “The Hills” fame—is being considered for the next season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” (As we told you earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville and Sylvester Stallone’s wife have also come up as contenders for spots on the show.) Sources say Heidi has met with “Housewives” producers and is actively pursuing the opportunity with every cup size she’s got. “We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat,” her hubby Spencer Pratt said in response to the rumor. “We would be psyched if this happened for us.” Bravo, please do not give these attention whores another shot at the spotlight. Let their 15 minute of fame finally tick down. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Brandi Glanville And Sly Stallone’s Wife Could Be “Real Housewives”

Bravo may be needing a new housewife, since Camille Grammer has said multiple times that she isn’t into doing a season two of the show that recorded the demise of her marriage. Camille’s shoes are pretty big, but the word on the street is that the network has been talking to two high-profile ladies about filling them. Keep reading »

The Real Divorces Of The “Real Housewives”

I was going to write a post this morning about “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” Reunion Special that aired last night. But honestly, I can’t donate any more brain space to those women and their inane fighting. (Exception: I love Adrienne Maloof, even if she is apparently friendly with Charlie Sheen.) And so, I am going to turn my attention to their husbands. While there are definitely marriages that seem happy on the show—how cute are Kyle and Mauricio?—what the “Real Housewives” franchise is famous for is showing highly dysfunctional relationships. Over the years, we’ve seen the dissolution of seven “Real Housewives” marriages, plus a broken engagement. Oh, and NeNe and Gregg Leakes’ weird alienation.

The Daily Beast has a great story that looks at the show’s divorce track record and talks to several of the House Husbands about the experience of being on the show. Keep reading »

Quickies: Camille Grammer Gets Out Of Her Bravo Contract & Hugh Hefner’s Girls Don’t Make Much

  • Camille Grammer, basically, won’t walk away from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” if Bravo is nice to her in the editing room. [TMZ]
  • When movies and music intersect, the result is a pop culture orgasm. Here are the 10 best movies about music. [BuzzSugar]
  • Coca Rocha found the photo from “The September Issue” that Grace Coddington loved, but Anna Wintour hated. [Fashionista]

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Meet New NYC Housewife Cindy Barshop

It’s become painfully obvious that Bethenny Frankel isn’t returning for the next season of “The Real Housewives of New York City.” Instead, Bravo has replaced her with another brunette, single mother Cindy Barshop. She has one-year-old twin girls named Zoe and Jesse and is also the founder of Completely Bare, a hair removal spa in NYC. [That's where I get my pubes removed! -- Editor] A friend says Cindy is close with Jill Zarin, Bethenny’s former BFF, but we know how quickly Jill will destroy that friendship if Cindy gets more airtime. I cannot wait for the new season to begin! [Hollywood Hiccups] Keep reading »

Have You Ever Been Robbed?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast member Lisa Vanderpump and her constant four-legged companion, Gigolo, were robbed while staying at the Soho Grand Hotel in Manhattan. Here’s what Lisa had to say about the violation:

“I had four purses valued at just over $8,000 including two Christian Louboutins, one Louis Vuitton and one Chanel. Those were my signature bags. Boy do I feel violated. They told me I should have put my purses in the room’s safe. Come on, the safe wasn’t big enough to fit a wallet inside. The room is suppose to be safe.”

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Quickies: NeNe Leakes Pregnant & TLC To Renew “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”

  • Oh dang. Is NeNe Leakes pregnant? [Media Takeout]
  • Is this really Demi Lovato doing a fat line of cocaine? We’re doubtful. [BuzzFeed]
  • Lindsay Lohan is reportedly going after the job belonging to the Betty Ford employee whom Lindsay physically attacked. [TMZ]

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The “RHOA” Introduce Us To The Friend Contract

I was thinking Cynthia was the “normal” one on this season of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Until she whipped out her “friend contract.” After NeNe’s fight with her fiancee, Cynthia decided to give NeNe the equivalent of one of those folded notes you get passed to you in second grade. “Do you want to be friends? Circle ‘yes,’ ‘no,’ or ‘maybe.’” It had some business about how NeNe and she can’t ever go to bed mad with each other and, should one of them decide to terminate the friendship, they must get a notarized letter from President Obama. Does Obama know he’s on female friendship patrol? Or better question: has anyone ever heard of a friend contract before? Is that a thing and I just don’t know about it? Cynthia claimed it was a joke, but now I can’t help but think of her as Single Black Female. Keep reading »