Last week, rapper Danny Brown was performing in at a club in Minneapolis when a fan climbed up on stage, pulled down his pants, and began performing oral sex on him. Brown was mid-verse, and the details are murky as to what exactly he did in response, but from most accounts it’s pretty clear that Brown did not invite the woman to suck his dick on stage, and rather, she began performing the act without his consent.
Here’s how one Redditor described the scene:
I was right behind the girl and saw everything it was scaring edit: Okay so this is how it all went down, I was near the front row and all night Danny had been going up to the crowd and having random girls touch his d*ck through his pants. Then this girl in front of me starts flashing him and he goes up to her and grabs her t*ts. Then all of a sudden gets up close pulls his shirt up a little and she start blowing him. Then I’m behind her and I start getting pushed against her by the crowd shifting. It’s horrible and I hope you guys will be donating to my future therapy sessions but also i came back with a story. He rapped the entire time during too. Keep reading »
What must it be like to be Tom Hanks, parent of rapper monstrosity Chet Haze? Is it just one constant embarrassment? Witness Haze — looking here like a freshly scrubbed JV swim team member off to his first homecoming dance — in his new video “Do It Better,” in which he gets into quite the tête-à-tête with a Kim Kardashian-alike. He can, he promises, “do it better” than her. By which, we assume, he means horrifying his parents. [YouTube]
If you are reading the Internet right now, which you are, you’ve probably heard a bit of hullabaloo surrounding a rap character named Riff Raff. Up until a couple of days ago, I thought Riff Raff was cartoon cat Heathcliff’s pesky nemesis. And I was right! But also wrong, because the Riff Raff people are freaking out about is actually a guy named Jody Christian. Annnnd you might have seen him before, if you are an incurable fan of reality TV.
That’s because Jody Christian was a contestant on “From Gs to Gents,” that weird MTV show where P. Diddy’s butler dude Farnsworth Bentley tried to turn the lives of some hardcore ne’erdowells around. Good luck with that. Keep reading »
Lil Wayne, I see what you’re trying to do here and there is no way you are pulling the silver paint over my eyes. Your debut collection for your fashion line Trukfit — which stands for “The Reason You Kill For It” — is pretty unimpressive. Even more unimpressive is the gimmicky way you tried to grab attention for the line of just so-so tT-shirts — by dousing a bunch of male models with silver paint. Those poor boys! [NYMag.com]
Bankruptcy – it’s a bitch. For rapper Young Buck, his financial woes might force him to sell the rights to his rap name. How weird is that? It seems the former G-Unit rapper ran into a bunch of financial problems, and is now in a state of liquidation bankruptcy. As a condition of the bankruptcy, Buck’s name will go up for sale. He’s arguing that he needs to retain the name in order to obtain a new record contract and pay back some of the $11.5 million he owes? Will some other rapper buy it? Maybe an IRS agent? [Perez Hilton]