Posts tagged "rand paul"

Rand Paul: If You Give Kids Free College Tuition, They’ll Want Free Shoes And Makeup

Rand Paul is not very fond of Bernie Sanders’ plan to provide free tuition to state colleges. Which is not surprising at all really, given that he’s a Republican who…

Robyn Pennacchia | October 23, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Rand Paul Suggests LGBT People Just Stay In The Closet If They Don’t Want Workplace Discrimination

Rand Paul is an idiot who needs to stop sharing his thoughts out loud. …

Robyn Pennacchia | October 15, 2015 - 2:10 pm

The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate

Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more…

Robyn Pennacchia | September 17, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Let’s Get Ready To Play GOP Debate BINGO!

Hey-o!!! Tonight, the Republican primary circus is rolling into Cleveland, and 10 of the party’s most promising contenders will tumble out of the clown car and onto the stage for…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 6, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Senate Democrats Block Bill To Defund Planned Parenthood

Senate Democrats gathered enough support to block a Republican attempt to defund Planned Parenthood. The bill, S.1881, garnered 53 votes in favor and 46 in opposition, falling short of the

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 4, 2015 - 9:30 am

Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader.

Jenn Frank | June 10, 2015 - 10:00 am

The Trials And Tribulations Of Hemp In America

Today is Earth Day and Monday was 4/20, which means we’re smack in the middle of a confluence of fascinating issues; specifically, issues surrounding hemp, America’s needlessly illegal and potentially…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 26, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Rand Paul’s New Douchebro BFF Once Threw A Porn Star Off A Roof

You know who’s just the worst? Rand Paul. Rand Paul is terrible. Also, Rand Paul’s friends are terrible, because terrible people often hang out together, ostensibly because no one else…

Robyn Pennacchia | April 24, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Rand Paul Gets Mansplain-y, Tells Female Anchor How To Interview Him

If you needed any more proof that Rand Paul is definitely the guy in your Philosophy 101 class who wore shirts and ties every day and would just not shut up and…

Robyn Pennacchia | April 8, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Rand Paul RTs Picture Of Aurora Shooter With Photoshopped “I Stand With Rand” Sign

Well, I can’t think of a better way to announce that Rand Paul is running for president than this photoshopped picture that he accidentally retweeted of Aurora movie theater shooter…

Robyn Pennacchia | April 7, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Watch Elizabeth Warren Bust Rand Paul’s Balls While Asking About Vaccines

Certified bad ass Elizabeth Warren took some time out of a Senate hearing today to have a lovely chat with Anne Schuchat, the CDC’s director of the National Center for Immunization…

Robyn Pennacchia | February 11, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Republican Senator Rand Paul Wants To Stop Moms On Welfare From Having More Babies

“Maybe we have to say ‘enough’s enough, you shouldn’t be having kids after a certain amount … I don’t know how you do all that because then it’s tough to…

Claire Hannum | January 30, 2014 - 1:20 pm

The 8 Jerks Who Opposed The Violence Against Women Act

Were you running low on haterade? Not sure where to direct your unfettered ragecakes? Gather round, I’ve got someplace to direct your vitriol! Meet the eight senators who opposed

Julie Gerstein | February 5, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Politician Asks If Women Can Have Abortions, Why Can’t He Have A Super-Toilet?

“I’m all for energy conservation … [But] I think there should be some self-examination from the administration on the idea that you favor a woman’s right to an abortion, but…

Jessica Wakeman | March 11, 2011 - 6:20 pm