In a fight between OctoMom and Kate Gosselin, we’re not sure who’d win. And sadly, it looks like it might be coming to that. Today, the war between the women with way too many kids reached a fever pitch. In February, Kate appeared on “Dr. Phil” and had some not-so-nice words to say about Nadya. Today, Nadya fired back. In a brand new interview with Radar Online (trust me, you’ll want to watch), she lashed out at Kate for getting a tummy tuck, for looking too much like a box (huh?), and for being desperate for attention. Pot, meet kettle.

Nadya Suleman, better known as the affectionately nicknamed “OctoMom,” filmed a sit down “conversation” with her mother Angela for Radar Online. “The Today Show” showed a clip of the convo, in which Angela criticizes her daughter for having eight IVF babies, when she already had six kids to care for. OctoMom goes off about how the embryos were lives and she had no choice, because otherwise they would have been “destroyed.” Mmm-kay. If I was an unfertilized embryo, I would tots rather be put down the garbage disposal than have to deal with this media whoring nut job.

Months after the Spitzer scandal broke and call girls became the new black, Radar offers up the strange tale of a wannabe working girl in “Secrets of a Hipster Hooker.” Written by Jessica Pilot, the feature is an awkward mix of personal narrative and words from the mouths of so-called “hipster hookers.” It begins with Pilot meeting her would-be, thirty-something, Gucci bag-toting madam at a vegan restaurant, a woman who, it turns out, is a “consultant for a major news media organization.”