This morning on the subway, a woman was loudly making fun of Rachel Zoe’s vocal inflections, as if it was 2009 and doing so was at all culturally relevant. This same woman was also loudly telling her traveling companion about how she’s writing a memoir. A yoga memoir. So yeah.
Speaking of Rachel Zoe, I guess she was out and about on Wednesday with a young girl who is possibly a fashion muse or a relative or Harvey Weinstein’s niece. Whichever the case, the way the young girl is dressed represents “actual weather,” while Rachel Zoe’s ensemble represents “weather in Rachel Zoe’s idea environ.” Whatever, I’m super into it, and I need to know where she gets her absolutely perfect flared jeans. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
I don’t care what you say, I love me some Rachel Zoe. I think she’s absurd, but she knows she’s absurd, which makes her absurdity marginally forgivable. Plus, she basically dresses like a high fashion hippie/witchy Earth mother, which is super adorable. I mean, can’t you just picture her doing a shift at the food co-op? Or attending some kind of Wiccan chanting event or something? And little Skyler Berman? He looks like an adorable street urchin of a child — all tiny boy hair bun and overalls. Basically, what a lucky kid. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Poor Amelia is still stuck without power or internet, so I feel like it’s my duty to pick up the slack on the cute celebrity baby beat til she’s back online. So, to fulfill our quota for the day, here’s a picture of Rachel Zoe’s big, serious baby Skylar Berman toddling around Kitson Kids. Just look at those little slip-on sneakers! Too freakin’ cute. [Photo: Splash News]