Posts tagged "raccoon"

The Daily Squee: Friendly Raccoon Sits In Chair, Noshes On Grapes

The best place for a raccoon is anywhere but your trash cans, so this little guy may as well sidle up to the dinner table for a snack.  He is meticulous about eating his grapes. Perfect table manners, really. After he’s done with the grapes does he have to go back outside or is he a…

Jessica Wakeman / November 4, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Just A Hillbilly & His Raccoon Dancing To Aretha

Love is a many-splendored thing, and it can exist in a variety of permutations. I mean, who are we to judge the love shared between a man and his raccoon? It’s unclear just how “Coon Rippy,” a self-described “hillbillly,” came upon a raccoon and Aretha Franklin’s “Chain of Fools.” But whatever the circumstances, for this brief…

Julie Gerstein / August 1, 2013

Man Tries To Rape Raccoon, Gets His Penis Bitten Off

Try to have sex with an animal against its will, expect a penis injury.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” said 44-year-old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov.

I spent a long time trying to understand this sentence. The thought of “having some fun” with an animal i…

Ami Angelowicz / September 16, 2012

This Wild Animal Has Better Table Manners Than Me

I don’t know about you, but this raccoon’s plate looks a lot cleaner than mine does after a tasty meal. [Buzzfeed]…

Julie Gerstein / November 23, 2011