Tag Archives: quotable

Pregnant Kreayshawn Mourns Wearing Slutty Crop Tops

Julie GersteinMay 16, 2013 //
"Gucci Gucci" Classy
A twist on the original Kreayshawn song. Read More »
Kreayshawn on Sexuality
Kreayshawn
Why she refuses to label herself. Read More »
Celeb Pregnancy Style
Check out how Hollywood does maternity style. 7 Photos »
Basic Babies
Kreayshawn pregnant

“Yeah, I’m pregnant! It sucks. If your not pregnant don’t get pregnant for a while because there’s all these symptoms that make you feel weird and hurt and are uncomfortable and 9 months is really really long especially towards the end. You have to pack away all your slutty crop tops and high waisted shorts. Your stressed all the time and in pain and bored on top of that because, at the end of the day if your friends cant smoke with you or even around you they will find something better to do. And when you do ge to go out with some friends your feet and back usually hurt within an hour. Hopefully I will be doing the post in a few months saying how it was all worth it but, I am sure I will be dead from lack of sleep and breastfeeding and changing poopie diapers that I won’t have time to post that. So holla.”

–Oh, that’s just Kreayshawn, rapper and my personal doppleganger, waxing philosophical on the joys of pregnancy to her Tumblr fans. Also, her Tumblr is tricked out like Myspace c. 2003. Remember Myspace? [Kreayshawn]

Avril Lavigne Let Fiance Chad Kroeger Do The Chasing

Winona Dimeo-EdigerMay 16, 2013 //
Chavril Takes Paris
The first couple of Canada explores the city of love! 9 Photos »
Defending Chad Kroeger
Why Winona is jealous Avril gets to marry the Nickelback singer. Read More »
Chavril Costume
Avril's ex dressed up as Chavril for Halloween. Read More »
Coming Soon: A Chavril Duet!
Brace yourself for the greatest song in history. Read More »

“My mother always taught me that. There was a rule in our house, no calling guys. I wasn’t allowed to call guys, they had to call me. Men like a chase.”

–Avril Lavigne shares the old-fashioned courtship tip that presumably worked wonders in her relationship with Chad Kroeger, especially since he proposed with a monster rock after just one month of dating the “Here’s To Never Growing Up” singer.

Also, you guys, I have to tell you about this photo. So, this morning I found a batch of paparazzi photos titled “Avril Lavigne Departing LAX,” and when I clicked on them, I realized that Chad Kroeger was there with her too, but had been cropped out of all the photos! He was able to photobomb his way into exactly one picture (shown above) with his more famous fiance, which I will be framing and placing above my mantle later today. Oh Chavril, never change. [Daily Mail]

Ellie Kemper Makes Me Sigh, “Thank God For Women”

May 16, 2013 //
Are Women Funny?
Mindy Kaling won't deign to answer your stupid question. Read More »
Why Funny Women Rule
Mind of Man
John DeVore on why funny women are a natural resource. Read More »
Jen Kirkman's Strike
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Why the "Chelsea Lately" star is on strike until men speak up. Read More »
Whitney Talks Comedy
Whitney Cummings on why it's okay for a woman to be pretty in comedy. Read More »
QUOTABLE
Ellie Kemper GQ

“Guys, do you want to know a secret? You don’t have to be funny in order to attract us. Believe us, between your scalps and your calves, you’ve already got us. Your narrow, decrescendoing hips, and your soft, very hairy thighs leave us breathless. The truth is, there is no evolutionary cause for you to have to be funny. And precisely because your ancestors, and your ancestors’ grandparents, and your ancestors’ grandparents’ grandparents, and so on and so on, had no procreative need to cultivate a sense of humor and performance, you literally do not have it in your DNA.”

– “The Office’s” Ellie Kemper takes every assumption that women aren’t funny — and don’t need to be because they’re sexy‚ and tosses it on it’s head to great effect (and some befuddlement in certain commenters). That’s just a small snippet of her entire GQ essay. Take a break from your day and have a chuckle courtesy of this very funny lady. [GQ]

Brad Pitt Emotional Over Angelina Jolie’s Mastectomy Decision

Julie GersteinMay 15, 2013 //
Angelina Jolie: Mastectomy
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Angelina Jolie reveals she's had a preventative double mastectomy. Read More »
On Breast Cancer & Genetics
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What you can do to find out if you're predisposed to breast cancer. Read More »
Brad & Angie Engaged
84th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
It's finally happened: Brangelina are officially engaged. Read More »
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

“I’m quite emotional about it, of course. She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don’t think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results. But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn’t have to be a scary thing. In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger. … [It has been] an emotional and beautifully inspiring few months. And I’ll tell you, it’s such a wonderful relief to come through this and not have a spectre hanging over our heads. To know that that’s not going to be something that’s going to affect us. My most proudest thing is our family. This isn’t going to get that.”"

––Tears! Angelina Jolie’s manpiece Brad Pitt, basically proving that in addition to being the sexiest man alive, he’s also kind of the best partner ever. [USA Today]

Snoop Lion Talks Pimp Past: “I Could Fire A Bitch, F**k A Bitch, Get A New Ho”

Jessica WakemanMay 10, 2013 //
Ex-Prostitute For Mayor
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Mayoral candidate Linda Fondren reveals prostitution past. Read More »
High-End Stripper
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She worked as a high-end stripper. Here's her story. Read More »
Zurich's Sex Boxes
Zurich, Switzerland, has created drive-in sex boxes for prostitutes. Read More »
quotable
snoop lion

“I put an organization together. I did a Playboy tour, and I had a bus follow me with ten bitches on it. I could fire a bitch, fuck a bitch, get a new ho: It was my program. City to city, titty to titty, hotel room to hotel room, athlete to athlete, entertainer to entertainer. … If I’m in a city where where the Denver Broncos or the Nuggets play, I get a couple of they players to come hang out, pick and choose, and whichever one you like comes with a number. A lot of athletes bought pussy from me. … I’d act like I’d take the money from the bitch, but I’d let her have it. It was never about the money; it was about the fascination of being a pimp . . . As a kid I dreamed of being a pimp, I dreamed of having cars and clothes and bitches to match. I said, ‘Fuck it – I’m finna do it. … My wife had to take a backseat to this shit. And I love her to this day because she coulda shook out on a ni**a, but she stayed in my corner. So when I decided to let it go, she was still there.”

– Snoop Lion (née Snoop Dogg) reveals he used to wish upon a star to be a pimp when he grew up (side eye) and how his dream was finally realized when he did a tour for Playboy and pimped out women — I’m sorry, their formal term in his vocabulary is “bitches.” [Rolling Stone] [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Debbie Harry Was Sick Of Songs About Women Being Victimized By Love

Ami AngelowiczMay 10, 2013 //
Using Sexuality
These famous women were happy to use their sexuality in their work. 13 Photos »
An Ode To Debbie
Debbie Harry rocks. Read More »
Music Taste
What your favorite band/singer says about YOU. Read More »
Quotable

”I was dead sick and tired of all of these songs by the R&B girls, the trios and stuff. They were all victimized by love. I was sick of it. I didn’t want to portray myself or women as victims … That was one of the things that was really clear. I think I can take credit for having clarity about that … I don’t think I tried to be an important feminist, I didn’t have that kind of clarity, but I had a stubbornness and an independence and that came across So that was good. I think that it was an idea that was bound to happen, I was just in the right place at the right time.”

– Debbie Harry talks to the The Sunday Times Magazine what inspired her music. Damn. She’s so badass it hurts. Excuse me, gonna go listen to Blondie now. [XPose]

Gwyneth Paltrow Hated The Met Ball And She Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

Rachel KrauseMay 9, 2013 //
Ugh, Gwyneth Raps
So much second-hand embarrassment here. Read More »
Reason 4567 To Hate GOOP
In the event that you need yet another. Read More »
Met Ball 2013: Hits
All of the best looks from the event! 50 Photos »
Quotable

“I’m never going [to the Met Ball] again. … It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.”

— You hear that, Anna Wintour? Gwyneth Paltrow did not enjoy her time at the Met Ball, and she will not be attending next year. So, on that note, is there an empty seat I could fill? … What about an empty dress? There’s gotta be an empty dress. [New York Post]

Charles Ramsey Continues To Set An Example For Us All

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 8, 2013 //
Meet Charles Ramsey
The amazing neighbor who helped rescue Berry, DeJesus and Knight. Read More »
Emerging Details
More info on the three missing women who were rescued in Cleveland. Read More »
Castro Helped Search
Ariel Castro reportedly helped search for the missing women. Read More »
QUOTABLE
"I tell you what you do, give it to them."

“I tell you what you do, give it to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to — that little girl came out the house and she was crying.”

– Charles Ramsey, the most famous neighbor in America right now, told Anderson Cooper that he’s not interested in accepting any reward money for his part in helping to save Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight. Ramsey heard Amanda Berry’s cries and helped her, her daughter Jocelyn, and her fellow hostages, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight, escape from the house in which they’d been imprisoned for the last decade. Keep reading »

Winona Ryder Was Told She Wasn’t “Pretty Enough” To Be An Actress

Rachel KrauseMay 8, 2013 //
Badass Young Winona
Someone knew how to rock the androgynous look back in high school. Read More »
Not Pretty Enough!
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Winona And Johnny?
We're pretty sure this rumor has no legs. Read More »
Quotable

“I was in the middle of auditioning, and I was mid-sentence when the casting director said, ‘Listen, kid. You should not be an actress. You are not pretty enough. You should go back to wherever you came from and you should go to school. You don’t have it.’ She was very blunt — I honestly think that she thought she was doing me a favor. … But it’s funny — and this is a testament to my parents and how they raised me — I wasn’t crushed. They had always instilled in me that it was way cooler to be an individual and to be unique and that you don’t want to blend in.”

— I don’t want to live in a world where Winona Ryder is not “pretty” enough to be an actress. Beyond being pretty, she’s also interesting and intelligent and lovely… but I suppose that matters significantly less when your worth is based largely upon how good you look on a two-dimensional screen. For the record, though, Winona looks ridiculously gorgeous on the cover of the May issue of Interview. [Us Weekly]

Elizabeth Smart Felt Like “Chewed Up Piece Of Gum” After Rapes

Jessica WakemanMay 6, 2013 //
Justice For Elizabeth
One of Elizabeth Smart's captors has finally be sentenced. Read More »
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Elizabeth Smart has hired by ABC to discuss missing persons cases. Read More »
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Abstinence-only sex education is rebranding its message. Read More »
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elizabeth smart

“I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, I’m that chewed up piece of gum, nobody re-chews a piece of gum, you throw it away.’ And that’s how easy it is to feel like you no longer have worth, you no longer have value. Why would it even be worth screaming out? Why would it even make a difference if you are rescued? Your life still has no value. … [Kids should know] you will always have value and nothing can change that.”

– Elizabeth Smart, who was kidnapped at 14, held captive and raped for nine months, spoke recently at Johns Hopkins University on a forum about human trafficking. Here she is explaining why she didn’t run after her captor raped her, which he did daily during her entire ordeal. As the now-25-year-old told Johns Hopkins, she was raised in a religious family and had learned from abstinence-only education that a person whose virginity has been ‘sullied’ is worthless. Her mention of chewing gum is not random: A popular teaching in abstinence-only education, “the gum game,” is to compare people to chewing gum: a person who has had multiple partners is just like dirty, grimy gum that’s been chewed over and over again by multiple people. It’s a way of teaching children to feel ashamed and guilty about sex. And while positing sex before marriage as “slutty” could mess up anyone, for rape victims like Elizabeth Smart, it’s enough to make someone feel like worthless trash. [Christian Science Monitor] [Photo: Getty]

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