Tag Archives: quotable

Quotable: Heidi Montag Plans Post-”Hills” Career With 3-D Breasts

Wendy AtterberryMarch 26, 2010 //

“I’m so excited ‘The Hills’ is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. [...] I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor! [...] I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

— Heidi Montag explains to People magazine what her career plans are now that her show “The Hills” is coming to an end [via People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Bar Refaeli Needed 6 Months Off From Leo

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 26, 2010 //

“It was a half year for which I am very grateful. I needed it. I came to understand a lot of things about myself … I worked on myself [and] I grew up. I didn’t know what ‘alone’ was like. Today I know that a relationship can work only if you know you can be alone and you are not afraid. Today I’m not afraid of being alone.”

– Model Bar Refaeli discusses her six-month break from boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio. Have any of you taken a short break from a relationship, only to get back together and have it be better than ever? [PopEater] Keep reading »

Quotable: Sandra Bullock Can Certainly Relate To Elin Nordegren Now …

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 26, 2010 //

“If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting! … I’d get the baseball bat.”

– Sandra Bullock gave some unsolicited advice to Tiger Woods‘ wife at the People’s Choice Awards in January, a few months before finding out her own husband had been cheating on her. [NBC Sports via ONTD] Keep reading »

Quotable: Lady Gaga Explains Her Collapse On Stage

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMarch 25, 2010 //

“I was so jet lagged. I passed out about three times on stage that night but I got myself to the floor. I’d rather die on stage than walk off because I was going to pass out.”

—Lady Gaga, explaining why she collapsed on stage during a New Zealand show [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Sarah Silverman Finds Marriage “Gross”

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 25, 2010 //

“I’m not against marriage, but it’s just not for me. I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger. Marriage to me is like eating meat. I think it’s gross and f**king crazy.”

–Sarah Silverman gives her not-so-subtle thoughts on matrimony in the new issue of Playboy. She also told the magazine that since gay people can’t wed in most states, “If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.” What do you guys think of this argument? I’m inclined to agree, but then again, I’m single and slightly bitter about the whole marriage thing. [Page Six] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jennifer Love Hewitt And A Stapler Sittin’ In A Tree

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMarch 25, 2010 //

“I love office supplies. I love being organized. It’s the folders and the tech … [Staples] is a place to take me if you want me to get hot and bothered.”

—Jennifer Love Hewitt, on the press trail for her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Kim Zolciak Comes Out Of The Closet

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 25, 2010 //

“The first night we met, we just connected on a different level. We ended up talking for two hours … There were sparks, but [physically] it was a gradual situation. Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.”

– Kim Zolciak (from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”) tells Life & Style that she’s in a lesbian relationship with DJ Tracy Young, who remixed her classic hit (ha!) “Tardy for the Party” [DListed] Keep reading »

Quotable: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Breakup Was Inconveniently Timed

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 24, 2010 //

“Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don’t want to talk to you. … It doesn’t mean it fixes your feelings or takes away the sadness. You should just start to go, ‘I’m OK.’”

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the amount of time you should spend wallowing after a breakup. J.Lo.Hew is promoting her just released dating book The Day I Shot Cupid only weeks after splitting with her billionth boyfriend/fiance, Jamie Kennedy. [AP] Keep reading »

Quotable: Zoe Saldana On Casting Directors In Hollywood

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 23, 2010 //

“When they say ‘We want to go white,’ they have a very smooth way of saying it, and the recent one is the word traditional. [I’ve heard] ‘Oh, you know, you’re just not what we were looking for, your skin is a little darker.’ Compared to what?! My skin is just my skin. It’s dark if you compare it to someone who’s lighter.”

– Zoe Saldana in Nylon Keep reading »

Quotable: Tina Fey Says You Can Make Money Off Your Boobs

Jessica WakemanMarch 23, 2010 //

“I gave a commencement speech at a girls’ high school once, and I said, ‘If you find yourself two years from now at spring break, don’t lift your shirt up. And if you you do, have your own camera. The foolishness is that there’s some disgusting middleman. They’re your boobs. At least have the sense to film it yourself and get the money from it.’ That’s what baffles me about ‘Girls Gone Wild.’ We could sell this ourselves! Talk about giving away the store. First of all, don’t do it. But if you’re going to do it, keep your hands on the money, for God’s sake.”

— Tina Fey dishes out some financial advice in Esquire Keep reading »

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