“Tiger Woods, you suck. G*d***it!”
– Tiger Woods beats himself up over a bad shot at Saturday’s Masters golf tournament, though we think the sentiment is applicable to oh-so-many screw-ups [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
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Quotable: Tiger Woods Finally Admits What We Already Know
Quotable: Leighton Meester Is No “Clown”
“I try different looks and I’m happy that I can achieve them and not look like a clown. I like to have fun with hair and makeup.”
–Leighton Meester, on why she’s uniquely qualified to be the new Herbal Essences global ambassador. Cough. [People] Keep reading »
Quotable: Ryan Kwanten Has Been Caught With His Pants Down
“My parents have seen the show. My mom walked in on me a few times when I was living at home — you know, caught in the act. She’s seen me in uncompromising [sic] positions before.”
– Ryan Kwanten on his mom not being phased by his, uh, frisky and often naked “True Blood” character, Jason Stackhouse, in Details [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Quotable: Chilli Says “To Hell” With Cheaters!
“I’ll just say this: it wasn’t that I just experienced cheating with Usher because he and I never discussed that in detail. That wasn’t the first time I experienced cheating in a relationship. I’ve never cheated but I don’t know any woman on this planet who hasn’t experienced something like that, whether it’s cheating during the relationship or cheating during a breakup, which some people don’t consider cheating because you’re not technically together but you still haven’t really broken apart. I think women are so afraid to talk about things with guys in fear of him leaving, but if he’s going to be afraid from having a conversation, then the hell with his ass!”
— Chilli from TLC, on ex-boyfriend Usher’s cheating and infidelity in general on her Vibe.com blog. No scrubs, right Chilli?! Keep reading »
Quotable: Fergie On Being Called “Fugly”
“It has hurt me in the past when people say things like how ‘fugly’ I am or how horrible I look. I’ve had to learn not to give it such a high priority in life…. Look, when you’re trying to juggle all of this in your life, sometimes you’re not going to look perfect. I don’t have time to get a facial every couple of days.”
– Fergie in Elle this month, on how she handles being called “fugly,” ahem. Another look at the fashion story, after the jump! [Elle]
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Quotable: Is Terry Richardson A Sex Addict?
“I don’t think I started having sex until I quit drinking, because when I was drinking and taking drugs, I preferred getting loaded to having sex. I was a late bloomer, because once I got sober I was like, ‘Wow, sex is awesome, this is crazy,’ and then it became like a drug. You become addicted, like a sex addict or whatever, and I did all of these photographs because it was new for me. I’ve grown out of that phase, which was coming out of working through live [sic] and just tripping out.”
–Photographer Terry Richardson, who has been implicated in a number of sexual harrasment allegations recently [The Cut] Keep reading »
Quotable: Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Glad You Think He’s Sexy
“I’d rather people think I’m sexy than not. Let’s be honest. Physicality is going to have a bearing on the parts you get. And if you think differently, you’re in the wrong business.”
– Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Parade [via Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Quotable: Why You Will Never Catch Heidi Klum In A French Maid Outfit
“I’m not big on costumes in bed, to be honest. I wouldn’t say no if he wanted to try, but it seems so inorganic. Maybe it’ll come later—in five or 10 years, I’ll start buying funny outfits. But for now, we’re nice and spicy in that department.”
—Heidi Klum on keeping it real in the bedroom in the April issue of Cosmopolitan Keep reading »
Quotable: Tina Fey’s One Rule For Double Dating With Brad And Angelina
“The first thing that I would do is make it very clear that there is no wife swapping. I would lay that down at home before we even left the house.”
—Tina Fey at the New York premiere of “Date Night,” describing her dream evening. She’d like to go on a double date with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but would keep things PG. [People] Keep reading »
Quotable: Fergie Pretends French Fries Are “Poison”
“I’m not going to lie: There are times I play mind tricks on myself, like that the French fries are poison. With desserts, I’ll let myself have just one bite, but I’ll look like a freak when I’m eating it, like when I did Duncan Hines commercials as a kid, just savoring every morsel.”
— Fergie, on her healthy-eating tips that would make Michael Pollan proud [Elle] Keep reading »
