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Quotable: Sam Ronson Isn’t Gay, Calls Perez Hilton “Homophobic”

“The fact that Perez Hilton calls me ‘Saman’ — it’s the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I’m] the man in the relationship! OK, yeah, my hair is short and I’m a DJ. But I’m a girl, I’m not a dude. I’m pretty feminine at the end of the day.”

Samantha Ronson, one time girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan, on being called “SaMANtha” by that big idiot, openly gay blogger Perez Hilton. Speaking of being gay, Sam doesn’t actually identify as a lesbian, telling The Times UK, “I’m not gay! I’m an equal-opportunity player! I still go back and forth,” but that setting the record straight on her sexuality was the least of her concerns. [AfterEllen.com] Keep reading »

Quotable: Dolly Parton Says Miley Cyrus Is Just “Horny And Young”

“If you think I’m going to sit here and pass judgment on Miley, you’re wrong. I think she’s beautiful. I love her. She’s trying to grow up, you know, I remember when I was horny and young. … She’s got the legs that go forever. It’ll take people a while to get over her being Hannah Montana. The girl’s talented. The girl’s beautiful and, you know, it’s shocking just like [she’s] your own daughter. Everybody looks at her like [she’s] your own kid… I’m not passing judgment. So, we can just leave that at that.”

Dolly Parton, the voice of reason in the moral panic over Miley Cyrus‘ sexuality, on “Access Hollywood.” [Bumpshack] Keep reading »

Quotable: Levi Johnston Apologies To The Palins For “Youthful Indiscretion”

“Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true. I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize. So to the Palin family in general and to Sarah Palin in particular, please accept my regrets and forgive my youthful indiscretion. I hope one day to restore your trust.”

Levi Johnston admits to telling a few fibs about Sarah Palin and family following his split from Bristol. Is Levi trying to crawl his way out of the dog house and back into the good graces of the Palins because he and Bristol are maybe back together? Hmmm. [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Kendra Wilkinson’s First Time With Hef Lasted “About A Minute”

“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice: ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said “Okay, if I have to.” It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was — all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

Kendra Wilkinson describes the first time she had sex with Hugh Hefner — along with his other “girlfriends” — in her memoir, Sliding Into Home. I’m sorry, but I just puked in my mouth a little. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Quotable: Prince Declares The Internet “Completely Over”

“The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give away my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time, MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”

—Prince — is he still going by that name? — explains why he has closed his official website and banned iTunes and MySpace from using his music, even as his new album 20TEN comes out [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Quotable: Katy Perry Says Russell Brand Was A Professional Prostitute

“I was 25, 30 feet away from him and I threw the bottle straight at him—hit him smack dab on the head. Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match, motherf**ker.’ … [Russell] used to basically be a professional prostitute—now he’s not. So he’s an extremist which can be both good and bad. I always needed someone stronger than me. And I am, like, a f**king strong elephant of a women. I say that hopefully in the humblest way I can.”

Katy Perry dishes to Esquire about her fiance, Russell Brand. Who’s for trying the throw-the-bottle-at-the-guy-you-think-is-cute trick? [OK Magazine] Keep reading »

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. … We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.”

–Jon Condit, who (claims to have) designed the “Twilight” dildo, “The Vamp,” explains how he (supposedly) replicated Edward Cullen’s wang [Salon] Keep reading »

Quotable: Vienna Girardi Makes A Brilliant Point

“We’ve only been together for six months. How can you get sick of somebody in six months? How do you get sick on somebody in that short of time? Especially in the first month?” [...] How does everything go away in the first month?”

Vienna Girardi, during last night’s pre-recorded blow-out with ex Jake Pavelka. Let this be a lesson to all you single peeps out there looking for your Mr. or Ms. Right. If your relationship is hard in the first six months, get out. The first six months to a year is the easiest period of a relationship. If you’re already having trouble then, there’s little to no way you’re going to pull off a happy, successful union together. Just cut your losses and move on before you drive each other completely bonkers. Seriously, the number of letters I receive for my “Dear Wendy” column would be cut in half if everyone heeded this advice. Keep reading »

Quotable: Christina Hendricks On How She Got Her Signature Red Hair

“I was obsessed with the Canadian novel ‘Anne of Green Gables.’ So my mother said, ‘Let’s just go to the drugstore and get one of those cover-the-gray rinses!’ My hair was very blond at the time, but it went carrot red. And I was over the moon.”

– Christina Hendricks on going red — it’s hard to imagine Joan without her signature firey locks, huh? Also, this is further proof that Christina Hendricks and I are, as Anne would say, “kindred spirits” — my best friend and I were also obsessed with Anne as kids. Still are actually — she calls me “Diana Berry” sometimes. [Styleist] Keep reading »

Quotable: Kristen Stewart “Doesn’t Do It” For Ed Westwick

Scarlett Johansson is always one. Miranda Kerr is kind of one, but somebody told me she just got engaged. I like the older ones, the ones around my age, the Kristen Stewarts of the world, don’t really do it for me. I’m a man with the eye on the older girl, I’m afraid.”

Ed Westwick, 25, on his celebrity crushes and liking “older women” around his age [PopSugar] Keep reading »

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