Bruce said “no” to O?!
Well, that didn’t take long.
After 14 years together!
No. No, no, no. This is not okay.
The newlyweds asked their guests to donate to an animal rescue charity instead of getting them gifts.
In book form!
“He’s kind of past prime.”…
May she live on forever in DVD copies of “The Simple Life.”…
Sadly, nothing she says can make us unsee all those botched lip makeovers.
I was not emotionally prepared for this.
She’s not trying to <em>preserve </em>her youth.
And they named the baby Borat! Just kidding.
“She’s got an important battle to fight.”…
But! “It’s too early to say the relationship is over.”…
Celebrity dermatologist Dr. Frederic Brandt, whose patients included Madonna, was found dead in his Miami home yesterday at age 65. …
“You can’t help anyone else if you don’t help yourself first,” he wrote on Facebook.
Slowly but surely taking over the world.