Tag: quickies

Wentworth Miller Comes Out … As A 41-Year-Old

Rejecting an invitation to the St. Petersburg International Film Festival on account of Russia’s criminalization of homosexuality, “Prison Break” star Wentworth Miller has come out as gay … but we’re more shocked he’s 41. Damn, 41 looks good. [TMZ] Screw wedding planning: Kelly Clarkson and her fiancé Brandon Blackstock have decided to just elope. [People] […]

Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million For “Hannah Montana” Porn

Miley Cyrus has been offered $1 million to star in a “Hannah Montana” porno called … wait for it … Taylor Lautner has finally said something about the cheating scandal between his “Twilight” co-stars. [Celeb Dirty Laundry] How to shave serious calories from your Starbucks holiday drinks. I need to print this out and put […]

Palace Pissed About Topless Kate Middleton Photos

The palace is extremely pissed France’s tabloid Closer published topless sunbathing photos of Kate Middleton on beach vacay with Prince William in the South of France. The palace’s official statement read: “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque […]

VH1 Pulls Chad Ochocinco’s Reality Show After Domestic Violence Arrest

VH1 has pulled the plug on the reality TV show “Ev and Ocho” after Chad “Ochocinqo” Johnson was arrested for domestic violence this weekend after he allegedly headbutted his wife Evelyn Lozada. The NFL star has also been kicked off the Miami Dolphins over the alleged incident. [Uptown Magazine, Socialite Life] Bobbi Kristina Brown, the […]

Morning Quickies: Why Dolly Parton Showed Anderson Cooper Her Boobs

Dolly Parton showed her boobs to Anderson Cooper to prove the rose tattoo on her cleavage in “Joyful Noise” is fake. [People] The rumored Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split is all but official, sources say. [Celebitchy] An interview from Star magazine in the UK claiming to be Beyoncé’s first post-baby interview is “completely made […]

Evening Quickies: Drew Barrymore Is Engaged To Will Kopelman

Drew Barrymore is engaged to Will Kopelman, an art consultant and her boyfriend of one year. Will is the son of former Chanel CEO Arie Kopelman. Congratulations, Drew. The third marriage is the charm, I hope? [Us Weekly] A “Toddlers & Tiara” mom dressed her daughter in a Lady Gaga-esque “meat bikini.” Better or worse […]

Evening Quickies: “Undateable” Pippa Middleton Will Die Alone, Then Be Eaten By Cats

Pippa Middleton, she of the world-famous derriere, fears she is “undateable” because of the media circus surrounding her every move. Pippa wants to get married and have children, but “she’s starting to wonder if she’ll ever find her Prince Charming.” Also, she has been a guest at seven weddings this year, which everyone knows is […]

Miranda Lambert Put Pink Streaks In Her Hair Just Like Gwen Stefani OMG

Last night’s Country Music Awards were chock full of drama, with hosts Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley joking about Ashley Madison and Josh Duggar, as well as Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s split, which was awkward because both were in the audience. Speaking of Blake and Miranda, everyone is freaking out because Miranda had pink streaks in her hair that are very reminiscent of Gwen […]