Tag Archives: quickies

New York Times Needed Some Help Writing Headlines

Jessica WakemanMay 3, 2013 //
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  • The New York Times changed their online headline on this story from “sex charges” to “sexual assault charges” after getting slammed on Twitter. The piece was about the Morehouse student athletes who have been accused of sexual assault. [New York Times]
  • A young Afghani woman was shot dead in front of 300 people by her father for “dishonoring” her family. [Amnesty UK]
  • On Babes At The Museum, a web site of attractive women who frequent art museums. [Gallerist NY]
  • Members of a Cal State San Marcos sorority dressed up like Latina gang members (“cholas”) because I guess that’s funny? [Clutch Magazine]
  • Our Hitched columnist Andrea Grimes on how Texas is seeking to further restrict minors’ access to abortion. [RH Reality Check]
  • The pros and cons of abandoning the word “feminist.” [The Atlantic] Keep reading »

Drunk Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest Video Is A Thing Of Glory

Jessica WakemanMay 3, 2013 //
Reese Arrested
Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth
Reese Witherspoon got arrested for disorderly conduct! Read More »
Channelling Elle Woods
Reese joked she thought she really was a lawyer. Read More »
Reese's Mug Shot
Reese Witherspoon avoids eye contact in her mug shot. Read More »
morning quickies
Oh, Reese
  • The drunk Reese Witherspoon arrest video is finally out and it’s unintentionally hilarious. She badgers the cop arresting her husband Jim Toth for a DUI, shrieking that she’s an American citizen, pretending to be pregnant, and asking “Am I obstructing your justice?” The best part is when she drunkenly says, “You’re about to find out who I am!” and the cop really doesn’t care. No, wait, the best part is at the end when Toth turns to the officer and says, “I’m sorry. I had nothing to do with that.”
  • Lindsay Lohan finally checked into rehab yesterday, then promptly checked out of rehab, as LiLo does. Fortunately she checked into another rehab last night, hopefully to begin her 90-day sentence. [Dlisted, Los Angeles Times]
  • “Bynes-ing” is when you cover your head witha  scarf or blanket like Amanda Bynes and tweet a picture. Not funny, guys. But also, a little funny. [VH1]
  • You can now tag people and brands on Instagram. [Racked] Keep reading »

The Farrah Abraham/James Deen Sex Tape Photos Are Here

Jessica WakemanMay 2, 2013 //
Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Farrah's Sex Tape
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Farrah Abraham wants "a couple million" for James Deen sex tape. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
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Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »
evening quickies
Farrah Abraham

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Chris Kelly From Kris Kross Is Dead At 34

Jessica WakemanMay 2, 2013 //
Our Fave 90s Musicians
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The Best Decade
Twenty reasons the '90s rocked. Read More »
NKOTBSB Style
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Lessons from the Backstreet Boys/NKOTB concert. Read More »
morning quickies
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  • Chris Kelly (right), half of the rap duo Kris Kross — who were briefly famous in the ’90s for their song “Jump” and wearing their clothes backwards — has died at age 34 in Atlanta. Police say a possible overdose on cocaine and heroin could be responsible.  RIP! [Huffington Post, TMZ, Madame Noire]
  • Reese Witherspoon’s disorderly conduct arrest just keeps getting funnier and funnier: todatm she confessed on “Good Morning America” that she told the arresting officer she was pregnant. “I saw [the police officer] arresting my husband and I literally panicked,” she said. “I told him I was pregnant. I’m not pregnant. I said all kinds of crazy things.” [US Weekly]
  • Here’s hoping Amanda Bynes is finally getting help? Just one day after Bynes told In Touch that the only people who say she has a mental illness are “ugly” and “lying,” her former publicist Jonathan Jaxson tweeted that he had just spoken to Bynes and “she is sooooo messed up on drugs,” asking the police to go help her. I guess the NYPD takes Twitter requests?  [Crushable]

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Lady Gaga May Have Returned Borrowed Dress With A Semen Stain On It

Jessica WakemanMay 1, 2013 //
Semen's Health Benefits
10 surprising health benefits of sperm. Read More »
Semen Squirt Gun
You've hit rock bottom when a semen-filled squirt gun is your weapon. Read More »
Sperm Vials Confiscated
genitals
Art school confiscated 68 vials of student's sperm. Read More »
Save The Sperm!
One politician wants to save men's sperm from being destroyed. Read More »
evening quickies
Lady Gaga
  • A PR flack blabbed to Page Six that Lady Gaga once allegedly returned a borrowed Thierry Mugler dress from a video shoot with a substance on it that looked like … man juice. I don’t want to know the specific details. Or why the dry-cleaning bill added up to $500. [New York Post]
  • Beyoncé’s tour rider supposedly specifies she only uses red toilet paper. Where do you even find red toilet paper? [Perez Hilton]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio is pulling a Ryan Gosling and taking a break from acting. [US Weekly]
  • Rebel Wilson tricked people at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner into thinking she’s an Australian princess. That’s our girl! [Crushable]
  • Whoa, the lyrics to Carrie Underwood’s song “Blown Away” — about a girl who doesn’t wake up her father during a tornado siren, so he dies — are pretty dark. [PopDust] Keep reading »

CBS Fires Blogger For Asking If Cheerleader Kelsey Williams Is “Too Chunky” To Cheer

Jessica WakemanMay 1, 2013 //
"Hippo" Slur
Melissa McCarthy
Asshat movie critic calls Melissa McCarthy a "hippo." Read More »
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
Stop, Kirstie Alley
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Kirstie Alley continues her fat-shaming reign of terror. Read More »
Joan Rivers' Fat Jokes
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Comedian Adam Hills tells Joan Rivers "f*ck you" over Adele fat jokes. Read More »
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  • CBS Radio 610 fired blogger Anna-Megan Raley (who writes under the pen name Claire Crawford), who questioned whether the NBA’s Oklahoma City Thunder cheerleader Kelsey Williams is “too chunky” to cheer. [Scallywag & Vagabond, Houston Chronicle]
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows at Disneyland. Would you expect anything less? [US Weekly]
  • Here’s some spoiler-y details from “Homeland” season three. [Huffington Post]
  • Is this Martha Stewart’s real Match.com profile? [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

Natalie Portman To Play Lady MacBeth?

Jessica WakemanApril 30, 2013 //
Natalie's Ad Banned
A Dior ad with Natalie Portman has been banned over Photoshop. Read More »
Have You Seen Aleph?
You must. He is beyond. Read More »
Natalie Gets Hitched
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied photo
She married ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied. Mazel tov! Read More »
evening quickies
Natalie Portman
  • Natalie Portman has supposedly signed on to play Lady Macbeth opposite Michael Fassbender in a new “Macbeth” remake. If having once been in a film with Ashton Kutcher and playing a Shakespearean lead is not versatility, I don’t know what is. [The Film Stage]
  • Don’t send Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby gifts! Not that you were going to, anyway, after you spent $730 on that ice bucket from her and Kris Humphries’ registry. [TMZ]
  • Emma Stone is starring in Woody Allen’s next film, which, like “Midnight In Paris,” will be filmed in France. [Vanity Fair]
  • Listen to “Jerk Ribs,” a new track from Kelis’ upcoming album, appropriately enough titled FOOD. [Flavorwire]
  • This weatherman kept going despite a case of the hiccups. What a champ. [NPR] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan And Cars Continue Not To Mix Well

Jessica WakemanApril 30, 2013 //
Lindsay Pregnant?
Please tell us this is an April Fool's Day joke. Read More »
Lindsay Agrees To Rehab
Lindsay Lohan
The verdict? Linds will spend 90 days in inpatient rehab. Read More »
Lindz An Escort
lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan's father claimed she's a high-class escort. Read More »
James Deen On Lindz
Co-star James Deen says Lindsay doesn't necessarily mean to be rude. Read More »
morning quickies
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  • Lindsay Lohan’s Porsche got towed in Brooklyn after she illegally parked it on the street Saturday night. Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Wait, isn’t she supposed to be in rehab? [TMZ]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal attends a regular SoulCycle class in NYC — not the one Amelia attends, sadly — and it’s selling out every week. Also, he wears his hair in a man bun. [NYMag.com]
  • Geeks shall inherit the Earth: “One Tree Hill” star Sophia Bush is dating a program manager from Google named Dan Fredinburg. [US Weekly]
  • “Downton Abbey” is launching an official line of beauty products, clothing, furniture, wallpaper and housewares. Is it just me or is this happening a few seasons too late? [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Vince Vaughn’s Wife Kyla Weber Is Pregnant With Their Second Kid

Jessica WakemanApril 29, 2013 //
Meet Vince's Lady Kyra
Five things to know about Kyla Weber, Vince Vaughn's wife. Read More »
Vince's Gay Joke
Vince Vaughn wants to keep a gay joke in his movie. Read More »
Vince Gets Called Out
Anderson Cooper was not amused by Vince Vaughn's "that's so gay" line. Read More »
evening quickies
Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber
  • Vince Vaughn announced on “Ellen” that his wife Kyla Weber is pregnant with the couple’s second kid. The couple’s daughter Locklyn was born in 2011. Mazel tov! [Starpulse]
  • Sarah Silverman is getting her first HBO comedy special called “We Are Miracles” to air in the fall. It’s about time! [The Wrap]
  • Jamie Foxx is in talks to play the Daddy Warbucks character in Will Smith and Jay-Z’s remake of “Annie,” which will star Quvenzhane Wallis. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • There’s a bad batch of Botox floating around. You’ve been warned, “Real Housewives.” [NBC News]

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Farrah Abraham Getting An Absurd Amount Of Money For James Deen Sex Tape

Jessica WakemanApril 29, 2013 //
Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
farrah abraham
Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »
Sex Tape Co-Stars
A tribute to the unsung heroes of celeb sex tapes. 8 Photos »
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