Plus, Rob Kardashian is texting with Chris Brown’s ex, Scott Disick is still being a douchelord and the Pirelli calendar gets a feminist makeover.
Plus, January Jones discards another boyfriend and Amy Schumer clarifies her BFF-ship with Jennifer Lawrence.
He thanked their dog too!
Plus, Chris Brown is a “person of interest” in a sexual assault case, and Gavin Rossdale is desperate to win back Gwen.
Also, Lupita Nyong’o is on the cover of Vogue! And Madonna spanked Amy Schumer.
Also, Naomi Campbell freed the nipple, Drake got mad and Emily Blunt is out to take your job.
Also, Bindi Irwin danced to “Crocodile Rock” on “Dancing With The Stars,” OF COURSE.
Have we timewarped back to 2006?!
Don’t let the door hit your fat-shaming butt on the way out!
Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas!
Plus, Tom Brady proves that his brain is as deflated as his balls!
Also, The Rock rescued two puppies, Kanye smiles, and Caitlyn Jenner makes a joke-ish about the two kids she shouldn’t have had.