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Rapper Andre Johnson Cut Off His Own Penis Because “Sex Is For Mortals And I Am A God”

  • Finally, we have answers about why rapper Andre Johnson cut off his own penis and proceeded to jump off a second-story building back in April. He told E! News, “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization was that sex is for mortals and I am a god. … Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.” His junk was successfully reattached, in case you’re wondering. [The Grio]
  • Eva Mendes kept her pregnancy hidden by basically becoming a prisoner in her own home. [RYAN TOO. -- Amelia] [People] Keep reading »

Hillary Clinton Hits Up “The Daily Show”

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"Do You Enjoy Constant, Nonstop Criticism?"
  • … and nope, she still hasn’t formally announced whether she’ll run for president yet. But she gets pretty damn close! [The Daily Show]
  • Adele will release a new album, 25, next year and head out on tour. [Just Jared]
  • “Scandal”‘s Scott Foley and his wife are expecting their third child. Mazel tov! [Huffington Post]
  • Adrienne Bailon is finally getting that Rob Kardashian tattoo removed. It’s been six years. This is why you don’t get tattoos of people you’re dating on your body. [US Weekly]
  • Danielle Radcliffe is trying to quit cigarettes in “smoking rehab.” [Daily Star UK] Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Had A Vagina Cake At Her Baby Shower

  • Christina Aguilera’s baby shower featured an “awesomely graphic” vagina cake with the words “Push, Xtina, Push” emblazoned across it. This is one instance where the lack of photographic evidence is actually a relief. [DISAGREE. I want to see it! -- Amelia] [Yahoo UK]
  • Rich people problems: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so “overwhelmed” by the renovations on their $11 million Bel-Air mansion that they want to just sell the place and buy themselves a shiny new one. [Cosmopolitan]
  • The full cast of “Bachelor In Paradise” has been revealed, including Marquel from the current season, Clare from Juan Pablo’s season, and Brooks from Desiree’s season. Get excited! [Hollywood Life]
  • Jessica Simpson would like you to know that in light of her recent nuptials to hubby Eric, she is now going by Jessica Johnson. [Instagram] Keep reading »

Cameron Diaz Hooked Up With A Lady, But It Wasn’t Her BFF Drew Barrymore

  • Cameron Diaz will have you know she did not hook up with Drew Barrymore, because that would be like hooking up with her sister. [Huffington Post]
  • Leighton Meester, who is currently appearing on Broadway in “Of Mice And Men,” penned a thought-provoking essay on The Huffington Post about the feminist subtext in the play pertaining to her character, Curley’s wife.  [Huffington Post]
  • Zoe Saldana says we have to get busy making movies about women in history. “We preserve more male history than we do female,” she told Marie Claire. “We have to preserve it. No more complaining.” [Celebitchy]
  • This is fucking scary: the intruder/stalker who broke into Sandra Bullock’s L.A. home made it all the way to her bedroom door. He was carrying a notebook fill with photos and letters to her, in which he called her “my wife by law.” [TMZ] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Never Wanted To Be A Celebrity

  • Lindsay Lohan told the BBC that she “never wanted” to be a celebrity and will appear on the London stage “so that people can focus on the fact that I’m in this industry because I’m an actress and an artist and not just someone you take photos of.” She’s making her stage debut in a production of David Mamet’s “Speed-the-Plow” in September and committed to not missing a single performance. We’ll see… [Huffington Post]
  • Gavin Rossdale will be a mentor on “The Voice” this season, joining his wife, Gwen Stefani, who will replace Christina Aguilera (while she takes a break from the show to have another baby!). [People]
  • “The Bachelor”‘s Juan Pablo Galavis is filming a season of “Couples Therapy,” so I guess it’s going well with Nikki? [TMZ]
  • Rihanna got to hold the World Cup and celebrate with the sexy soccer players on the German team after their victory, so yeah, I’m pretty jealous. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Aviva Drescher Apparently Throws Her Prosthetic Leg In “RHONY” Season Finale

  • A lot of crazy shit has gone down on “The Real Housewives,” but no one has ever thrown a body part before. On the season finale of “RHONY,” Aviva Drescher apparently removes her prosthetic leg at Le Cirque — a very fancy restaurant — and hurls it across the restaurant. Table-flipping seems so quaint now. [Page Six]
  • Chrissy Teigen once got fired from a Forever 21 modeling shoot and was told she was too “fat.” [Jezebel]
  • Penn Badgley is dating Domino Kirke, a musician and the older sister of Jemima Kirke from “Girls.” In other words, he is dating the polar opposite of Blake Lively. [US Weekly]
  • JWoww from “Jersey Shore” gave birth to a baby girl this weekend named Meilani Mathews. Mazel tov! [TMZ] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian Knew Lamar Was Cheating On Her During Their Marriage

Khloe Files For Divorce
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Khloe Kardashian cites "irreconcilable differences" with Lamar Odom. Read More »
Lamar's Addiction?
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Does Lamar Odom have a drug addiction? Read More »
Lamar In Rehab
Lamar Odom checks into rehab
Following reports of cocaine addiction, Lamar Odom checked into rehab. Read More »
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  • OH SHIT. In a teaser for this Sunday’s episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Khloe admits to Kourtney that she knew Lamar Odom was cheating on her. Khloe says she felt like she was living a lie trying to cover up Lamar’s two-timing, and that he didn’t think she’d really go through with the divorce. Ouch. [Huffington Post]
  • Relax, everyone, Steven Spielberg didn’t kill a dinosaur. [Business Insider]
  • Hillary Clinton is still being hounded by reporters about the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and she was all class when an interviewer wouldn’t let the topic go. [Huffington Post]
  • What Terry Richardson’s photo shoot with Mariah Carey looked like before he Photoshopped the hell out of it. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

Angelina Jolie Allegedly Planning To Sue Daily Mail Over Rumored Drug Video

  • Angelina Jolie is reportedly planning to sue the UK’s Daily Mail for publishing a video of her talking on the phone to her father, Jon Voight, which was supplied by a drug dealer who claims he sold Angie coke and heroin three times a week. Angie believes the 1998 video, in which she apparently appears very stoned, is a gross violation of her privacy.  I had no idea that Angie was allegedly addicted to heroin in the ’90s, but considering this is all coming via the Mail and The National Enquirer, I’m not sure what to believe. [Huffington Post, Celebitchy]
  • Meanwhile, George Clooney does not accept the Daily Mail‘s apology for publishing a fake story about his future mother-in-law. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Ellen DeGeneres Sorta Kinda Confirms Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes Pregnancy

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Is Eva Mendes Pregnant With Ryan Gosling's Baby?
Is Eva Mendes pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby? Read More »
Pregnancy Confirmed?
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Somewhat reputable US Weekly has confirmed the Gosling/Mendes baby. Read More »
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Ryan Gosling lookalike fools fans in Detroit.
Bitch please, Amelia would not be fooled by this clown. Read More »
  • Ellen DeGeneres tweeted her congrats to maybe-expectant parents Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes on Wednesday night, saying, “That’s going to be the most beautiful, bilingual, part-superhero, well-dressed romantic baby ever.” The talk show host has a friendly relationship with both the actors, leading many to believe her tweets (in addition to US Weekly‘s report!) is a solid preggo confirmation. [Daily Mail UK]
  • The UK’s Daily Mail is standing by its freelance reporter who wrote that George Clooney’s future mother-in-law is disappointed her daughter isn’t marrying someone from the family’s Lebanese religious sect. Clooney blasted the report in a statement to USA Today, calling the story completely fabricated. The Mail apologized to Clooney, his fiancee and her mother and promised a “full investigation.” It has also removed the article from their web site. [Daily Mail UK]
  • “Orange Is The New Black,” “True Detective,” “Modern Family” and “American Horror Story: Coven” are the big nominees in this year’s 2014 Emmy nominations! [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

US Weekly Confirms Eva Mendes & Ryan Gosling Are Having A Baby

  • This one, via Amelia, naturally: US Weekly has confirmed that Ryan Gosling has indeed broken the promise he made with his eyes that day nearly three years ago when I ran all the way to Whole Foods and stood next to him on the street for a second — Ryan is indeed expecting a child with girlfriend Eva Mendes. Thank you all for your condolences. I am drawing strength from your support during this tough time. As I am a glass half full type of person, I am choosing to see the positive — pregnant at age 40, Mendes gives me hope that I, at age 34, still have about five more years left to have Ryan’s second child. – Amelia P.S. No one better suggest I’m a creep in need of another Goservention, as I am emotionally fragile right now. Back to you, Claire. [Us Weekly]
  • Ke$ha is out of rehab and opening up about the two months she spent being treated for an eating disorder earlier this year.  In an essay for Elle UK, the singer addressed the pressure to be perfect she experienced as a female performer with refreshing honesty: “I’ve always tried to be a crusader for loving yourself, but I’d been finding it harder and harder to do personally…I was wild, crazy and free. I talked about sex, about drinking. When men do that, it’s rock and roll, but when I did it, people assumed I was a train wreck …I felt like a liar, telling people to love themselves as they are, while I was being hateful to myself and really hurting my body.” She added that she’s still a work in progress, but that she aims to be “part of the solution.” We’re rooting for you, Ke$ha! [Idolator] Keep reading »
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