Posts tagged "quickies"

Mariah Carey Cast In Next Season Of Empire, Says Lee Daniels

Also: New casting news for The Wiz, and George W. Bush had jury duty…

Robyn Pennacchia / August 5, 2015

Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith Deny Divorce Rumors, Call Each Other “King” And “Queen”

Because you know divorce rumors can’t be true when the couple is still using their royal pet names!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 3, 2015

Tom Cruise’s Nekkid Scientology Shroud Features Massive Dick And Balls

Also, David Faustino wants to reboot “Married With Children.”…

Robyn Pennacchia / July 29, 2015

Rihanna Wanted To March In Baltimore And Play A Show, But Police Wouldn’t Let Her

Plus, Hulk Hogan’s sex tape shitshow gets more scandalous and some dudes want to tell you about blowjobs. Also, a Birkin bag won’t be called a Birkin bag soon. Tuesday!

Megan Reynolds / July 28, 2015

Shia LaBeouf Caught On Camera Having Nearly Violent Fight With Girlfriend

Yeesh, Shia, get thee to anger management ASAP.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 27, 2015

Wyatt Cenac Says Jon Stewart Told Him To “Fuck Off!”

Also: Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran semi-apologize, and ScarJo got a dye job.

Robyn Pennacchia / July 23, 2015

Kim Kardashian To Caitlyn Jenner: “You Don’t Have To Bash Us On The Way Up”

Kim has some words for Caitlyn, Drake maybe (??) didn’t write his own verses, and a very important question: Why does the caged Cookie sing?

Megan Reynolds / July 22, 2015

Did Kim Kardashian Hire A Personal Trainer For North West?

It’s never too early to instill body image issues in your toddler, guys.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 20, 2015

Emma Stone Knows That Nobody Was Happy With Her Playing A Part-Asian Woman

Bobby Flay and his beleaguered wife are finally divorced, Rachel cheated on Brad Pitt with Joey, of all people and a chameleon named Laura learns the meaning of true joy. …

Megan Reynolds / July 17, 2015

Michael Douglas Wants You To Know He Has A Big Dick

Also: Emmy Award nominations, Michael Bolton and bear who loves pie as much as you do.

Robyn Pennacchia / July 16, 2015

Amy Schumer Channels Slave Leia For GQ

Plus, Ben Affleck has moved on to Stage 2 of his Very Obvious And Typical Mid-Life Crisis.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 15, 2015

Harper Lee On Go Set A Watchman: “Wonderful!”

Harper Lee speaks, a One Direction person is going to be a dad and Drake + Serena Williams, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

Megan Reynolds / July 14, 2015

Ariana Grande Evades Punishment In #DonutGate

She won’t face charges, but will she ever give us ANSWERS?!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 13, 2015

Patti Stanger Is Done With “Millionaire Matchmaker” After 8 Seasons

Also, Nicky Hilton got married and the Ed Hardy guy died. …

Robyn Pennacchia / July 10, 2015

Ooh Dang, Is Jon Hamm Single?

Plus, Tom Selleck will steal all the goddamn California water he wants!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 8, 2015

Beverly Johnson On Bill Cosby: “Protecting A Predator Over The Assaulted … Is Devastating”

Also, Tyga’s cheating on Kylie and Scott Disick is still a dong. …

Megan Reynolds / July 7, 2015

Britney Spears Recreated Famous Album Cover With Her Kids At Disneyland

Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now. …

Megan Reynolds / July 6, 2015
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