Also, Lupita Nyong’o is on the cover of Vogue! And Madonna spanked Amy Schumer.
Also, Naomi Campbell freed the nipple, Drake got mad and Emily Blunt is out to take your job.
Also, Bindi Irwin danced to “Crocodile Rock” on “Dancing With The Stars,” OF COURSE.
Have we timewarped back to 2006?!
Don’t let the door hit your fat-shaming butt on the way out!
Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas!
Plus, Tom Brady proves that his brain is as deflated as his balls!
Also, The Rock rescued two puppies, Kanye smiles, and Caitlyn Jenner makes a joke-ish about the two kids she shouldn’t have had.
Plus, Coco is worried that Baby Ice-T will tear her “petite vagina” during childbirth! TGIF!
Plus, Caitlyn Jenner CRIED when she watched the video for Tyga’s “Stimulated” and Idris Elba responds to comment that he is “too street” to play James Bond.
How dare Kanye West not stick to their previously agreed upon talking points!!!
Pretty sure Miley planned to free her nipple though.
That’s the rumor! Plus, Lucy Liu had a baby and Justin Bieber has a new song/video.
“We want to pause and reflect and share once again what made these two so special.”
Dre somehow keeps sticking his foot in his mouth, Jimmy Fallon’s horrible ring finger incident is fishier than we suspected, and everything you wanted to know about dating Justin Bieber(why).
Plus, Kelly Osbourne vs. Giuliana Rancic, and Wiz Khalifa gets taken down by the po-po for refusing to get off his HOVERBOARD.
Plus, two more women accuse Bill Cosby of rape and I am being stalked by a squirrel named Chad.
Can. You. Believe. It. Can you?!
PLUS: They found Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter and Kerry Washington has words to say about her “post-baby” body.
Also, the Pussy Posse’s secret tattoo REVEALED!!!!