Tag Archives: quickies

“Scandal” Might Be Getting Its Own Clothing Line

Jessica WakemanMay 16, 2013 //
I Love "Scandal"
... even though some people think Olivia Pope is "problematic." Read More »
"Scandal" Makeup Tutorial
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Comic Franchesca Ramsey does a makeup tutorial as Olivia Pope. Read More »
Oh, Columbus Short
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"Scandal" needs more Columbus Short stripping. Read More »
evening quickies
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No, Diddy’s Not Actually Joining The Cast Of “Downton Abbey”

Jessica WakemanMay 16, 2013 //
Diddy On "Downton"?
The rapper tweeted that he's joined the cast of "Downton Abbey." Read More »
Sex Lessons From Downton
What the show taught us about the birds and the bees. Read More »
Michelle Loves "Downton"
Michelle Obama
... and she gets advance episodes sent to her from the UK. Read More »
morning quickies
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"Downton Diddy"
  • … but he did make this Funny Or Die video about the show’s upcoming first black cast member. I totally called it that Diddy’s tweet last night – ”So happy to announce that I’m a series regular on Downton Abbey” — was a joke. [Funny Or Die]
  • This morning on “The Today Show,” Zoe Saldana responded to Allure listing her weight on the cover of the magazine: “I think it was to talk about for a lightweight person, I seem to be really strong minded.” What, so it’s shocking that skinny people can have strong opinions? [TODAY]
  • People are speculating that the guy who discovered the rapper Nelly, a man named Cudda, is the abusive ex-boyfriend Kelly Rowland sings about in her song “Dirty Laundry.” [CelebOverdose]
  • This is how rich people in Greenwich, Connecticut, reacted when Prince Harry played a polo match there yesterday: “All the big bankers, real-estate titans and masters-of-the-universe got just as weak-kneed and unctuous as their female partners around him.” [Page Six] Keep reading »

Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis

Jessica WakemanMay 15, 2013 //
Broken Penises
There is a new spokesman for broken penises. Watch »
Penis Snatching
It's happening in Africa. Read More »
Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism, of course. Read More »
evening quickies
Rod Stewart

Angelina Jolie Reportedly Will Have Ovaries Removed

Jessica WakemanMay 15, 2013 //
Angelina Jolie: Mastectomy
angelina jolie breast cancer
Angelina Jolie reveals she's had a preventative double mastectomy. Read More »
Breast Cancer & Genetics
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A genetic counselor explains Angie's surgery. Read More »
Celeb Breast Cancer Survivors
Celebrity women who have survived breast cancer. Read More »
morning quickies
Angelina Jolie
  • Angelina Jolie is reportedly planning surgery to remove her ovaries, as she has a 50 percent risk of getting ovarian cancer. Yesterday Jolie published an op-ed in the New York Times revealing she has the BRCA1 gene mutation and underwent a voluntary double mastectomy to prevent developing breast cancer. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • “Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul wants to take you to Disneyland! That is, if you donate $3,000 to one of his charitable endeavors. [Twitter.com/AaronPaul_8]
  • Beyoncé posted a letter to her fans in Antwerp, Belgium, after canceling her show last night due to exhaustion, saying “I’ve never postponed a show in my life. It was very hard for me.” [Daily Mail UK]
  • In other Bey news, her H&M bikini ad has been covered up in one of New York City’s conservative Jewish neighborhoods. [ONTD] Keep reading »

James Deen Sounds Off On Farrah Abraham’s Pregnancy Test Publicity Stunt

Jessica WakemanMay 14, 2013 //
Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
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Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »
evening quickies
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  • James Deen is not amused that his sex tape co-star “Teen Mom”‘s Farrah Abraham was photographed by paparazzi shopping for a pregnancy test. “To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly,” he told Celebuzz.  Hear, hear! “I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them.” Okay, that’s more than we needed to know, James … [Celebuzz]
  • Beyoncé’s canceled a performance in Belgium due to “exhaustion” and dehydration, leading to further rumors that she might be pregnant with Baby #2. [People]
  • The National Transportation Safety Board has voted to recommend states lower the blood alcohol content level that constitutes drunk driving from .08 to .05. So, um, get your irresponsible drinking in now? [NBC News] Keep reading »

“How I Met Your Mother” Finally Reveals The Mom

Jessica WakemanMay 14, 2013 //
Meet Robin Sparkles
Cobie Smulders on her "HIMYM" alter ego. Read More »
Circumstantial Hotness
It's a boost of sexiness due to a change of environment or circumstance. Read More »
Cobie Smoulders
Cobie Smulders smoulders on the cover of "Maxim." Read More »
morning quickies
HIMYM
  • And the mom on “How I Met Your Mother” is (drumroll please) …. [TVline]
  • Stefon, noooooo! Bill Hader is leaving “Saturday Night Live” after eight years. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Roll eyes: “Teen Mom”/porn star Farrah Abraham publicly shopped for a pregnancy test in front of paparazzi. Such an obvious set-up for the cameras. [TMZ]
  • Jaden Smith asked his parents Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if he could be legally emancipated from them as a 15th birthday gift. [Herald Sun]
  • Beyoncé’s friend has put the kibosh on rumors she’s preggo with baby #2. [Global Grind] Keep reading »

Seth Meyers Is Headed To “Late Night”

Jessica WakemanMay 13, 2013 //
Stefon's Spring Break
"NYC's hottest club is Your Mother And I Are Separating!" Read More »
Seth's White House Roast
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Watch Seth Meyers kill at the White House Correspondents dinner. Read More »
Stefon's Summer Hotspots
Where to cool off in NYC this summer. Watch »
morning quickies
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  • Late night musical chairs time! Seth Meyers from “Saturday Night Live” is headed to “Late Night” when current host Jimmy Fallon replaces Jay Leno at “the Tonight” show. That’s all well and good for Meyers’ career. But who will interview Stefon?! [US Weekly]
  • Barbara Walters is announcing her retirement from “The View” and “ABC News” today after an epic 52 years in the biz. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • “Today” show co-host Savannah Guthrie is engaged. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Kate Middleton’s due date is set to be July 13. Cue Kim Kardashian ringing up her OB/GYN to schedule her due date the exact same weekend. [Daily Telegraph UK]
  • That supposed children’s clothing line by Suri Cruise was just a ridiculous rumor, thank God. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Jennifer Aniston’s Hairdresser Was Stoned When He Gave Her The “Rachel” Cut

Jessica WakemanMay 10, 2013 //
Celebs Go Green
Lourdes Leon's New Look & 5 Other Celebs Rocking Green Hair
Six celebs who rock green hair without looking like a troll doll. Read More »
Bang Failures
celeb with bangs
7 stars who've tried and maybe failed with bangs. Read More »
15 celebs gone blonde
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Ladies who've made the transition to the light side. 16 Photos »
evening quickies
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  • Hairstylist Chris McMillan has confessed he was stoned when he gave Jennifer Anistaon her iconic “Rachel” haircut back in 1994. But don’t worry, he’s been sober for 14 years now. [WWD]
  • The Kardashians have lost a name dispute over their beauty brand, Khroma, to Kroma Makeup. Their company will henceforth be called Kardashian Beauty. [NYmag.com]
  • Shenae Grimes is hitched! The “90210″ star married — in a gorgeous black wedding gown! — model musician Josh Beech today in London. [People]
  • A 10-year-old boy may have been forced to lick his desk clean by his teacher after he was caught doodling on his desk. What. The. Fuck. [The Root]
  • Ack, they’ve finally cast the character of Augustus Waters in the movie adaption of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars! Augustus will be played by 19-year-old Ansel Elgort, who also  stars in the upcoming “Carrie” remake. He’s cute! Yay! [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »

Suri Cruise, Age 7, Is Launching Her Own Fashion Line For Girls

Jessica WakemanMay 10, 2013 //
Suri's Body Double
suri cruise
Suri Cruise has her own body double to confuse the paparazzi. Read More »
Cinderella Suri
Suri Cruise eats snacks and tries to feed her mom Katie Holmes as well when at the garden at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC
Suri Cruise slept inside Cinderella's castle at Disney World. Read More »
Katie's A Badass
Five reasons why Katie Holmes is our new hero. Read More »
Suri's New School
Suri is headed to the Avenues World School in NYC. Read More »
morning quickies
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  • Prodigal child Suri Cruise, the seven-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and (roll eyes) Tom Cruise, is launching a children’s fashion line — “her first collection for young girls” — at a department store this fall. The line, which will be called Suri, is supposed to make up for the first six years of her life spent in some weird cult and photographed constantly as a prop to further her parents’ respective careers. OK, I just made that last part up. [Page Six]
  • Bravo is threatening to cancel “The Real Housewives Of New York City” if the ladies won’t sign their new contracts. Yeah, right, like Bravo would jeapordize that cash cow. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Dream casting the “Sweet Valley High” movie musical. Yes, movie musical! [Cosmopolitan] Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Got Turned Down Twice By Sugar Daddy Web Site SeekingArrangement.com

Jessica WakemanMay 9, 2013 //
Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Review: Farrah's Porn
Amelia tried and failed to masturbate to Farrah and James' sex tape. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
farrah abraham
Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »
evening quickies
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  • “Reluctant” new porn star Farrah Abraham got turned down twice by SeekingArrangement.com, a sugar daddy website that “matches” women up with rich dudes. The founder of Seeking Arrangement said he was approached by Abraham on two different occasions and that she wanted to get involved with them but “we could tell that Farrah wasn’t coming to us for the right reasons” — whatever that means coming from that site.  I guess getting a sugar daddy was all part of the “Teen Mom”‘s multi-step guide to maximum fame! [RadarOnline]
  • Kitty Pryde opened for Danny Brown in NYC last night and people in the audience started chanting at her, “Suck his dick, suck his dick.” Pryde took to VICE.com last week, defending Brown over an incident in Minneapolis when he was sexually assaulted by a woman who jumped on stage and started performing oral sex on him. Ugh, this whole story … [ONTD, VICE]
  • On the everyday lives of Reddit’s amateur porn stars. [Daily Dot] Keep reading »
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