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Quickies: John Edwards Grins Like A Goober In His Mug Shot & Lily Allen Is Preggo

  • The John Edwards mug shot is here! The naughty ex-senator was booked on June 6 over charges he used campaign funds to keep his mistress, Rielle Hunter, under wraps. This all happened after a grand jury indicted Edwards on six counts, including conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. Johnny swears he’s not guilty. I am not sure I believe him. [CNN via Gawker]
  • Joss Stone was almost kidnapped, y’all. Scary stuff. [The Superficial]
  • Jennifer Lopez wants a raise on her $12 million one-year contract before she’ll agree to return to “American Idol.” I totally feel her on that one. I have been trying to negotiate a similar raise with Amelia. [Celebitchy]
  • And the designer of Kristen Stewart’s “Breaking Dawn” wedding dress is … [Celebuzz]

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Quickies: Obama Says Weiner Should Resign & Gwyneth Paltrow Will Tell You If You’re Fat

  • Obama says if he were Weiner, he’d step down. Props to The New York Post headline writers for this gem. [Slate]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s former mistress, Mildred Baena, and his love child are featured in an interview and photo spread in Hello! [Dlisted]
  • Hugh Hefner announced via his Twitter that his wedding to fiancee Crystal Harris is off because she “had a change of heart.” You mean she came to her senses? [Twitter]

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Quickies: Angelina Jolie Goes Sans Fards For Louis Vuitton & Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Boobs Again

  • Angelina Jolie’s first print ad for Louis Vuitton features the actress with no makeup (sans fards!!!) and wearing her own clothes. Because Louis Vuitton is so relatable. [Dlisted]
  • Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen’s ex and mother of his two young daughters, is apparently writing a tell-all about their marriage and divorce. I suppose I would be willing to put down my copy of War & Peace in order to make time to read it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Some fans of HBO’s nerdy incest- and violence-filled “Game of Thrones” are threatening to stop watching the show after last night’s shocking episode. Meanwhile, I am threatening to stop watching the show if the blonde sister and brother don’t have a celebratory screw during next week’s finale. Spoiler alert at the link, FYI. [EW]

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Quickies: Suri Cruise Has Better Shoes Than You Do & Kanye West’s Decapitated “Monster” Model Speaks

  • In addition to these cutie-patootie galoshes, Star magazine claims Suri Cruise, age four, has a pair of mini Louboutin heels and several pairs of Marc Jacobs shoes. Let that sink in for a sec. [DListed]
  • Sean Penn allegedly told Scarlett Johansson she better go back to college, take a political science course, and better educate herself if she’s going to speak out about politics. That’s so douchey! I’ve never heard ScarJo say anything dumb about politics. She reportedly got dumped by him, but I’d be willing to bet it was the other way around. [Celebitchy]
  • Kanye West may have defiled the maidenhood of an Olsen twin. Rumor has it he was seen canoodling Mary-Kate Olsen, who is the “bad” one. This would be the weirdest couple ever. [Stuff NZ]
  • “The Undefeated,” a pro-Sarah Palin documentary, is getting a nationwide release. But first it has some salty language in it that needs to be cleaned up first. What would a hockey mom say? [NYMag.com]

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Quickies: Eva Longoria’s Ex-Mother-In-Law Crashed Her Book Signing While Sobbing

  • Tony Parker’s mom — Eva Longoria’s ex-mother-in-law — divebombed Eva’s book signing at a Williams-Sonoma in San Antonio, Texas, earlier today. Pamela Firestone reportedly walked up to where Longoria was seated, while sobbing, and wrote out a hand-written letter to the star and “abruptly left.” Longoria remained cool, calm and collected during the whole incident. AWKWARD. [Rumor Fix]
  • The ex-girlfriend of Kim Kardashian’s fiancé, Kris Humphries, named Lisa Monks, is publishing a book about banging sports stars. Or, as she puts it, “how not to marry a baller.” Either way, Monks promises “lots of juicy details,” exclamation point, exclamation point. [Deadspin]
  • And, by the way, of course these two crazy kids have a pre-nup. [Us Weekly]
  • How to deal with a roommate who has loud sex all the time. [Crushable]

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Quickies: Anthony Weiner’s Wife Huma Abdein Is Pregnant & Pippa Loses “Rear Of The Year” Contest

  • Huma Abedin, Rep. Anthony Weiner’s wife, is pregnant. Three sources close to the couple confirmed to The New York Times that she is in her first trimester of pregnancy. Oof. [New York Times]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon sex tape has allegedly been stolen from the home of its owner, Claudia Vazquez, who is J.Lo’s ex-husband’s new babe. Cat burglar financed by “Idol”? Or someone else trying to cash in? [Radar]
  • A Greenpeace study found that Barbie dolls’ packaging comes from endangered rainforests. That’s OK: I hear Barbie’s a global warming denier. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A history of Sarah Palin complaining about “gotcha” questions. [NYmag.com]

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Quickies: Snooki Cursed With Spinster Spell & Jon Stewart Responds To Weinergate

  • An old woman in Italy reportedly put an “old-fashioned spinster spell” on Snooki. I cannot wait to watch how this plays out in season four of “Jersey Shore”! [Celebitchy]
  • Here’s one woman’s tales from fact-checking at Cosmopolitan. [Slate]
  • Fox News used a picture of Tina Fey to illustrate a story about Sarah Palin. You’d think Fox News, for heaven’s sake, would be able to tell the difference. [BuzzFeed]

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Quickies: J. Lo Stops Honeymoon Sex Tape & 9-Year-Old Piper Palin Versus A Magazine Photographer

  • Jennifer Lopez has temporarily halted the sale of her honeymoon sex tape, which she filmed with ex-husband Ojani Noa, by filing a restraining order against his new girlfriend, Claudia Vazquez, who technically owns the tape. [TMZ]
  • Lauryn Hill is preggo with her sixth kid. [Dlisted]
  • Don’t bring Sienna Miller to a tennis match because she’ll poke you a lot and won’t just let you focus on the damn game. [Celebitchy]
  • What’s the “housewife headache”? And can it be cured by Tylenol and/or orgasms? [Boing Boing]

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Quickies: Pink Gives Birth To Daughter Willow & Gisele’s Becoming A Billionaire

  • Pink gave birth to daughter Willow Sage Hart yesterday — mazel tov! This lovely pic is a photo of her pregnant belly she tweeted months ago. [People]
  • Michael Lohan met The Situation’s father. So much bad parenting in one room! [The Superficial]
  • French Elle put a paparazzi pic of First Lady Carla Bruni on the cover with an article on the “secrets” of her pregnancy, which she still has not publicly confirmed. [NYmag.com]
  • Scarlett Johannson and Sean Penn are dunzo. I had a feeling that one wasn’t going to last. [People]

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Quickies: More Alleged Blake Lively Nude Pics Emerge & Whitney Houston Might Have Emphysema

  • More nude photos of Blake Lively have allegedly been leaked and these new pics show tattoos exactly like the ones her character wore in “The Town.” Blake’s rep still denies everything. [The Superficial]
  • Elton John’s newborn son is an adorable little chubster! [Celebuzz]
  • Jane Lynch will host the 2011 Emmys. I am there. [PopEater]
  • Hell yes: there is going to be a Lifetime original movie about Alexis Neiers and the “bling ring,” a group of L.A. teens who robbed celebrities’ homes. [TMZ]

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