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Quickies: America Ferrera Gets Married & “Jerry Springer: The Opera” Gets Protested

  • America Ferrera married her longtime boyfriend Ryan Piers Williams on Monday night. Congratulations! (And that dress is gorgeous.) [People]
  • Venus and Serena Williams have both been defeated at Wimbledon. [Essence]
  • Here’s what Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman costume will supposedly look like! [The Mary Sue]
  • Pippa Middleton is reportedly getting a bomb-proof armored car because everyone in the world is obsessed with her butt. [PopEater]
  • How to talk to men, according to a 1901 tome called The Spinster Book. [The Hairpin]

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Quickies: Prince Harry Is “100 Percent Single” & Did Shakespeare Smoke Pot?

  • Prince Harry settles once and for all that he is not, repeat, not, boning Pippa Middleton. Or Chelsy Davy. In fact, he’s “100 percent single.” [Celebitchy]
  • Wannabe presidential candidate Michele Bachmann needs to get her serial killers and her film stars straight. [BuzzFeed]
  • Charlie Sheen’s remaining goddess, Natalie Kenly, has moved out of Sober Valley Lodge and had to return the Mercedes he bought her. Life can be so rough. [ONTD]
  • “Toddlers & Tiaras” bingo is so wrong, but so right. [Crushable]

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Quickies: Kate Moss’ Wedding Registry Is Crazy & Peter Falk Passes Away

  • Kate Moss’ bridal registry for her July 2 wedding to Jamie Hince is only slightly less redonkulous than Kim Kardashian’s. Moss asks for a silk rug, Cristal champagne, and 14 different ashtrays. [The Sun UK]
  • Peter Falk, best known for starring on “Columbo” and playing the grandfather in “The Princess Bride,” died last night at age 83. [Huffington Post]
  • Rihanna angrily tweeted at MTV Canada that their report that she may have tweeted yesterday, “I admit, I provoked Chris to hit me. It was not entirely his fault. #imSORRY,” calling it “BS.” I guess this is RiRi’s way of confirming her Twitter was hacked? [PopEater

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Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Again & “Jersey Shore” Gets A New Cast

  • Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan was caught drinking alcohol again! She’s not going back to jail, though, because she was only banned from booze through February. Instead, LiLo has been told she can only have one friend over at her house at a time and NO PARTIES. Now that is a punishment! [Celebitchy]
  • Justin Bieber was allegedly assaulted today by a man outside of Macy’s in New York City, where he had an appearance. The guy allegedly jumped out of the crowd and pushed Bieber to the ground before he got tackled by security guards. TMZ is reporting the man was an undercover cop who was apparently trying to get closer to Biebs, but his guards did not know who he was. We’ll keep you posted as this develops! [Celebuzz, ABC News, TMZ]
  • Hugh Hefner is allegedly telling friends he should have married Holly Madison instead of proposing to, and getting dumped by, Crystal Harris. Um, duh. [Hollywood Life]
  • Courtney Love suffered burns today when she tried to put out her curtains, which were on fire, with her hands. As Seth Meyers would say, really, Courtney Love? Really? [PopEat]

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Quickies: George Clooney Is Single Again & Signs You’ve Gone Too Long Without Sex

  • Ladies! George Clooney is single again! He and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis have split. In a joint statement to the media, the pair said, “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, so we hope that our privacy is respected.” Do you think it’s because Canalis said publicly earlier this month that she knows she is going to get married at some point? And George was like, “Not to me”? [Celebitchy, Celebuzz]
  • Jon Hamm has signed on for three more years of “Mad Men” … which means Draper Draper will keep on giving us girl boners through seven seasons. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • The blood alcohol level of Ryan Dunn, the “Jackass” star who died in a car crash earlier this week, was over twice the legal limit. He was also driving 130 mph. [The Superficial]
  • Bands we miss from the ’90s. [BuzzFeed]

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Quickies: James Blunt’s Insensitive Tweet About Auschwitz & Quotes From Bristol Palin’s Memoir

  • James Blunt tweeted a picture of himself in front of the concentration camp Auschwitz with the message, “Err … this is my hotel in Poland.” What an ass. [Buzzfeed]
  • Adele has been ordered to stop singing and avoid talking for a whole month. Noooo! [PopEater]
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are trying to sell their baby pictures because what they really need is more money. [ONTD]
  • Lindsay Lohan filmed a commercial for some random website in her living room while under house arrest. The girl’s got to pay the bills somehow. [Celebitchy]
  • Memoirs of an ex-Playboy Bunny. [Good Men Project]

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Quickies: Celeb Bodyguard Dishes On Cameron Diaz/Linday Lohan Fight & “Jackass” Star Ryan Dunn Dies

  • According to a new celebrity bodyguard memoir, Lindsay Lohan once tried to start a fight at a club with Cameron Diaz, but Justin Timberlake jumped in to diffuse the situation. Somehow I’m finding it hard to believe that Cameron Diaz would stoop to a fight with LiLo. [Celebitchy]
  • Five things to know about the new Miss USA, Alyssa Campanella. Sadly, whether she has naked pics floating around is not one of those things. [Crushable]
  • Guess how much Marilyn Monroe’s iconic “subway grate” dress from “The Seven-Year Itch” has sold for? [Ministry of Gossip]
  • Would single-sex dorms curb binge drinking? [The Week]

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Quickies: Joe Francis Disses Reese Witherspoon & The National Sex Survey Results

  • Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
  • Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she said was “obviously not” the case. Look. I like Emma Roberts. But please. [Celebitchy]
  • John Edwards mugshot outtakes, starring Jerry O’Connell. [Funny Or Die]
  • Eight badass ladies in history who deserve their own action movie. [The Mary Sue]

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Quickies: Anthony Weiner Resigns & Jesse James May Have Split From Kat Von D

  • Rep. Anthony Weiner took a break from “sexting” rehab or wherever he is and resigned as a member of U.S. Congress. Thank God we don’t have to read any more “weiner/wiener” puns. [The Week]
  • Selena Gomez blames junk food for her recent hospital visit, not potent Bieber sperm. [The Superficial]
  • Oh no! Prince Hot Ginge is going back to Afghanistan, farther away from us. Prince Harry, noooooo! [ONTD]
  • Still haven’t settled on a Father’s Day gift? How about cologne that smells like BBQ? [Today]
  • Style tips for gals who sweat. A lot. (Ahem, Amelia.) [Already Pretty]

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Quickies: John Edwards Grins Like A Goober In His Mug Shot & Lily Allen Is Preggo

  • The John Edwards mug shot is here! The naughty ex-senator was booked on June 6 over charges he used campaign funds to keep his mistress, Rielle Hunter, under wraps. This all happened after a grand jury indicted Edwards on six counts, including conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. Johnny swears he’s not guilty. I am not sure I believe him. [CNN via Gawker]
  • Joss Stone was almost kidnapped, y’all. Scary stuff. [The Superficial]
  • Jennifer Lopez wants a raise on her $12 million one-year contract before she’ll agree to return to “American Idol.” I totally feel her on that one. I have been trying to negotiate a similar raise with Amelia. [Celebitchy]
  • And the designer of Kristen Stewart’s “Breaking Dawn” wedding dress is … [Celebuzz]

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