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Whose Wiener Is Making Jessica Simpson Nauseous?

Jessica Gets A Sitcom
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Jessica Simpson will star in an NBC sitcom based on her life. Read More »
Ulterior Motives
The Real Reason These Celebs Got Pregnant
... for these 8 celebrity pregnancies. Read More »
Pregnant Again
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Baby number two is on the way for Jessica Simpson. Read More »
  • Jessica Simpson accidentally revealed the gender of her second child last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” by mentioning her baby has a penis. “It’s a total different pregnancy. I just feel awful,” she said. “I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous.” Then Jess started laughing and said, “Well, I guess I just told the world I’m having a boy.” Whoopsies. [Huffington Post]
  • Melissa McCarthy is coming back to host “Saturday Night Live” on April 6th. Woot, woot! [Deadline Hollywood]
  • How can Ashley Judd overcome the sexism being lobbed at her by conservatives over her potential Senate run in Kentucky? [US News & World Reports]
  • “Community” is going to do an all-puppet episode? Okay, sure. [The Wrap] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Denies She & Liam Hemsworth Called Off Wedding

Already Married?
Did Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth already tie the knot? Read More »
Miley & Liam's Sex Life
She says it's wilder than "50 Shades Of Grey." Read More »
Miley Engaged
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged! Read More »
  • Calm your tits, everyone: Miley Cyrus hasn’t called off her wedding after rumors her fiance Liam Hemsworth was seen canoodling January Jones at the Oscars. [People]
  • New couple alert: Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato, who is 10 years his junior. He sure likes his GFs young, doesn’t he? [US Weekly]
  • “Mad Men” set pics reveal some terrrrrrible ’70s fashion faux pas … [Vanity Fair]
  • … and “Dr. Who” season seven has some new pics, too. [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »

Carrie Fisher To Play Princess Leia In “Star Wars Episode VII”

Leia A Disney Princess
Princess Leia learns how to be a Disney princess from Ariel and Cinderella. Read More »
Obama Confused
The president couldn't keep "Star Trek" and "Star Wars" straight. Read More »
J.J. Abramspalooza
J.J. Abrams is doing "Star Trek" AND "Star Wars." Read More »
  • Nerds rejoice! Carrie Fisher confirmed she will be playing Princess Leia in “Star Wars Episode VII,” which will be directed by J.J. Abrams. It’s also rumored that Harrison Ford will rejoin the cast as Han Solo. Do you think she’ll be back in the gold bikini? [Just Jared]
  • Jessica Chastain is being recruited to play Jane in a live action version of “Tarzan.” [New York Post]
  • Former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, who was shot by a gunman in 2011, is starring in ads airing in Arizona and Iowa asking senators to support universal background checks on gun owners. [USA Today] Keep reading »

Jon Stewart Taking A Hiatus From “The Daily Show”

Jon On Military Women
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Jon Stewart helpfully reminds everyone that women are human beings. Read More »
Kristen Explains It All
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What's the GOP's appeal to married women? Kristen Schaal explains. Read More »
Ben & Jerry's With R-Patz
Jon Stewert consoled R-Patz with Chunky Monkey after his breakup. Read More »
  • Jon Stewart is temporarily leaving “The Daily Show”! Gasp! Whatever could be going on? Well, fret not, my friends. Stewart is simply taking eight weeks off this June to produce his first feature film and leaving the show in John Olivier’s capable British hands. [Comedy Central]
  • Carly Rae Jepsen canceled a concert for the Boy Scouts of America over their bigotry against gays. Good for her! [People]
  • Chloe Sevigny will play Danny’s ex-wife on “The Mindy Project.” I officially approve of this casting. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Terrance Howard has a sex scene with Oprah Winfrey in “The Butler”? Mind. Blown. [TMZ]
  • Maymo the beagle loves dryer sheets so much she belongs on the doggie version of “My Strange Addiction.” [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Arrives Two Hours Late To His Own Concert

Catfight?
Who else would really like to see a Justin Bieber/Back Keys catfight? Read More »
"Yellow Raincoat"
Is Justin's new song about Selena Gomez or condoms? Read More »
  • Justin Bieber showed up two hours late for his concert in London last night. Fans had to listen to Michael Jackson tunes the entire time. Can’t we all just agree now he is such an asshole? [BBC]
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are supposedly getting hitched in Hawaii in just a few weeks. [Express UK]
  • No. Just no. Someone gave Michael Vick a new puppy. [TMZ]
  • Allison Pill from “The Newsroom” and fiancé Jay Baruchel have called off their engagement. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Shirtless Oscar Pistorius Covers TIME Magazine

Athlete Accused
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Olympic athlete Oscar Pistorius charged with murdering GF Reeva Steenkamp. Read More »
Pistorius & Steenkamp
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Nine things to know about the couple. Read More »
Premeditated Murder
Oscar Pistorius and Reeva Steenkamp
Olympian Oscar Pistorius accused of murdering model girlfriend. Read More »
Granted Bail
Oscar Pistorius is granted bail in the murder of his girlfriend. Read More »
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