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Charlie Sheen Wants You To Throw Dog Poop At His Daughter’s Former School

Charlie & Lindsay
When Lindsay Lohan needed to borrow money, Charlie Sheen helped out. Read More »
Charlie Buys A Vag
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Charlie bought a prostitute vaginal rejuvenation surgery??? Read More »
  • Charlie Sheen’s daughter Sam has been bullied, so naturally her dad took to Twitter to advise people throw dog shit at the school and spell out the name “VICTORIA.” [The Superficial]
  • But that’s not half as bad as Justin Bieber ranting on Instagram that he’s not going to rehab, nothing is wrong, everything is fine, and “to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;).” Wow, bitchy! Yesterday the Biebs blamed his breakdown on the gym. [TMZ]
  • Women are “rushing” to plastic surgeons to get Kate Middleton’s nose. Uh huh. Right. [New York Daily News]
  • This is the most amazing news story of the day: “Dina Lohan Publicly Scolded After Her Drunken Auction Antics Piss Off World’s Richest Man.” [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Michelle Obama Looks Stiff On Her New Vogue Cover

Michelle's New Bangs
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What do we think of the First Lady's new bangs? Read More »
Shut Up, Karl
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Karl Lagerfeld harrumphs at the First Lady's hairdo. Read More »
Michelle's Midlife Crisis
The First Lady said she got bangs because she's having a midlife crisis. Read More »
Karl Apologizes
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... for what he said about Michelle Obama's bangs. Read More »
  • How do we feel about Michelle Obama’s latest Vogue cover?  She’s lovely, of course, but her pose looks kind of stiff. It brings to mind those senior year school photos you have to take where you pose awkwardly, right?
  • Guys. They are getting rid of Google Reader. I can’t deal. [Google Blog]
  • But Choco Treasures (a knockoff of banned Kinder Eggs) are going to be legal. So it’s kinda a wash. [Neatorama]
  • Kickstarter raised $2 million for a “Veronica Mars” movie in less than one day. [New York Times]
  • Time to air some dirty laundry: M.I.A. is taking her custody battle with Benjamin Bronfman over Twitter. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Writes Note For Reporter’s 17-Year-Old Daughter

Ryan's "Pets"
Ryan compares his muscles to "pets" because they require a lot of work. Read More »
Still Sexy
... even with bad tattoos and bleached hair. Read More »
Gosling Dish Towel
Ryan is embarrassed about a dish towel with his face on it. Read More »
  • KTLA reporter Sam Rubin got Ryan Gosling to pen a personalized note to his 17-year-old daughter, Perry. No, it didn’t say “Hey girl.” Still, we hate her. Hate her. It’s a good thing Amelia is on a plane right now so she doesn’t have to know about this. [Crushable]
  • I know you’re dying to find out how porn stars get their makeup to look like that. [Slate]
  • Comedy Central has ordered up a season of the Amy Poehler-produced “Broad City,” which spent a year in development with FX and then kinda died. It’s based on a web series about young ladies living in New York City which we really like. Hooray! [Splitsider]
  • Behold, Grumpy Cat’s SXSW backstage rider! [The Soup TV] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Is Writing Christmas Book Called “A Happy Holiday IS A Merry Christmas”

Why Palins Do Reality TV
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They want to "live life vibrantly," says Sarah. Read More »
Bristol Vs. Gays
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Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
"Trial Marriage"
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Bristol Palin renames sinful activities, like living in sin with her boyfriend. Read More »
  • Sarah Palin has somehow  gotten another book deal, this time pandering to the tiny amount of people who do not understand that one of America’s founding principles is freedom of religion. A Happy Holiday IS A Merry Christmas, which is out this November, will be a defense of “our faith” and rant about the “politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.” Is she still a thing?  [U.S. News & World Reports]
  • Vogue editor Anna Wintour has been named the “artistic director” of Condé Nast — a newly created position just for her. [New York Observer]
  • You will be shocked to read that Gwyneth Paltrow has her kids on a low-carb diet. [Eonline] Keep reading »

Kristen Schaal Joins The American Cast Of “Pulling”

Frisky Q&A
Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist on "The Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex." Read More »
Vajazzling The GOP's Msg
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Kristen Schaal explains the GOP's appeal to married women. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Hackers obtained financial information about Beyonce, Jay-Z and others. Read More »
  • Kristen Schaal from “30 Rock” has joined ABC’s remake of the British TV series “Pulling” with Jenny Slate and June Diane Raphael. Schaal is replacing meh famous person Mandy Moore, which is an upgrade of +3,000.  [Splitsider]
  • Break-up books for “Bachelor” contestants. Losing ones, that is. [Bookish]
  • Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordgren isn’t back with Tiger, she’s dating “billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline.” [New York Post]
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Hacking Scandal: Financial Information For Bey, Jay, Hill & Michelle Posted Online

Pop Stars Hacked
German hackers invaded the computers of 50 pop stars. Read More »
Scarlett Nude Pic
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Scarlett Johansson's nude pics hit the web. Read More »
Komen Website Hacked
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Hackers pranked the breast cancer web site over their anti-abortion stance. Read More »
  • Hillary Clinton, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Michelle Obama and Joe Biden have all had their financial dossiers posted online, including info about their credit scores and social security numbers. Shit, man. [TMZ]
  • Desiree Hartsock is your new “Bachelorette,” ladies. Rats. I was holding out for this lady who wanted to be the first black “Bachelorette.” [Huffington Post]
  • The reggae artist and the rapper whose voices are behind the “Harlem Shake” are suing DJ Baauer for using their intellectual property without permission. [BBC]
  • Justin Timberlake’s new album The 20/20 Experience is streaming on iTunes for free … [Gawker]
  • … and SPIN made a 60-track mix tape of SXSW’s hottest acts this year. [SPIN] Keep reading »
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