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Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest

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  • … because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York  — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest on July 20th for dudes with tiny dicks age 21 and over. Wet underwear will be provided. [Gothamist]
  • Michelle Obama got rid of her bangs. [NYMag.com]
  • Farrah Abraham: “DEEP BREATHE [sic] “I”M NOT PREGNANT.” No one really thought you were, love. [US Weekly]
  • Inside 10 days on a lesbian porn set. [Slate]
  • “Game Of Thrones” will supposedly end after seven seasons  — meaning, there are four more to go. Stock up on tissues now, nerds. [Uproxx] Keep reading »

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Gives BS Apology For “Fat” Kid Comments

Abercrombie OFfends
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Abercrombie's CEO
Abercrombie & Fitch Ad
An open letter to the offensive CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »
Comedian's DBag Prank
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Comedian takes on doucebag Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »

“Scandal” Might Be Getting Its Own Clothing Line

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... even though some people think Olivia Pope is "problematic." Read More »
"Scandal" Makeup Tutorial
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Comic Franchesca Ramsey does a makeup tutorial as Olivia Pope. Read More »
Oh, Columbus Short
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"Scandal" needs more Columbus Short stripping. Read More »

No, Diddy’s Not Actually Joining The Cast Of “Downton Abbey”

Diddy On "Downton"?
The rapper tweeted that he's joined the cast of "Downton Abbey." Read More »
Sex Lessons From Downton
What the show taught us about the birds and the bees. Read More »
Michelle Loves "Downton"
Michelle Obama
... and she gets advance episodes sent to her from the UK. Read More »
morning quickies
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"Downton Diddy"
  • … but he did make this Funny Or Die video about the show’s upcoming first black cast member. I totally called it that Diddy’s tweet last night – ”So happy to announce that I’m a series regular on Downton Abbey” — was a joke. [Funny Or Die]
  • This morning on “The Today Show,” Zoe Saldana responded to Allure listing her weight on the cover of the magazine: “I think it was to talk about for a lightweight person, I seem to be really strong minded.” What, so it’s shocking that skinny people can have strong opinions? [TODAY]
  • People are speculating that the guy who discovered the rapper Nelly, a man named Cudda, is the abusive ex-boyfriend Kelly Rowland sings about in her song “Dirty Laundry.” [CelebOverdose]
  • This is how rich people in Greenwich, Connecticut, reacted when Prince Harry played a polo match there yesterday: “All the big bankers, real-estate titans and masters-of-the-universe got just as weak-kneed and unctuous as their female partners around him.” [Page Six] Keep reading »

Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis

Broken Penises
There is a new spokesman for broken penises. Watch »
Penis Snatching
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Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism, of course. Read More »

Angelina Jolie Reportedly Will Have Ovaries Removed

Angelina Jolie: Mastectomy
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Angelina Jolie reveals she's had a preventative double mastectomy. Read More »
Breast Cancer & Genetics
angelina jolie double mastectomy
A genetic counselor explains Angie's surgery. Read More »
Celeb Breast Cancer Survivors
Celebrity women who have survived breast cancer. Read More »
  • Angelina Jolie is reportedly planning surgery to remove her ovaries, as she has a 50 percent risk of getting ovarian cancer. Yesterday Jolie published an op-ed in the New York Times revealing she has the BRCA1 gene mutation and underwent a voluntary double mastectomy to prevent developing breast cancer. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • “Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul wants to take you to Disneyland! That is, if you donate $3,000 to one of his charitable endeavors. [Twitter.com/AaronPaul_8]
  • Beyoncé posted a letter to her fans in Antwerp, Belgium, after canceling her show last night due to exhaustion, saying “I’ve never postponed a show in my life. It was very hard for me.” [Daily Mail UK]
  • In other Bey news, her H&M bikini ad has been covered up in one of New York City’s conservative Jewish neighborhoods. [ONTD] Keep reading »
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