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Grumpy Cat Is Getting Her Own Movie

Grumpy's Harlem Shake
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Grumpy Cat gets her own "Harlem Shake" video. Read More »
Kids React To Grumpy!
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  • Grumpy Cat is headed to the big screen. Like “Garfield” before him her, the famous Internet cat — whose real name is Tardar Sauce — will be anthropomorphized and able to speak. I reckon he she might just say, Y’all bitches are crazy. Even The Frisky’s Chief Cat Lady (and that is saying something) Julie Gerstein weighed in thusly: “This is all just getting out of control, I think.” [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Alicia Keys is being encouraged by activist/The Color Purple author Alice Walker to boycott Israel and cancel an upcoming performance there. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Connie Britton was thisclose to a season three appearance on “Girls.” [Page Six]
  • In other “Girls” news, Zosia Mamet started a Kickstarter campaign to raise $32,000 to put out an album of music with her sister. [The Wrap] Keep reading »

Former Child Star Mara Wilson Explains Why So Many Of Them Go Crazy

Amanda Bynes Arrested
Amanda Bynes parents denied conservatorship
She threw a bong out of the window, although she said it's a vase. Read More »
Amanda Wants Drake
... to "murder" her vagina. Read More »
Amanda's Pot Pics
Amanda Bynes smokes pot on the NYC sidewalk. Read More »
  • Remember the little girl from “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Matilda”? Her name is Mara Wilson and she went to NYU and now works as a writer. She’s also pretty darn smart, as is evident from her piece on Cracked explaining seven reasons why child stars go crazy. Basically, it comes down to their parents not helping them, other grownups treating them hella inappropriately, and not having enough of an education to know any better about a lot of things. It’s fascinating. And actually makes me feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. [Cracked]
  • On that note, buy your “Free Amanda” shirt now! [Society6]
  • It looks like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have called off their engagement for good. [US Weekly]
  • James Lipton from “Inside The Actors Studio” was a pimp in Paris after World War II. And now you know. [Philly.com] Keep reading »

Rep. Michele Bachmann Won’t Be Seeking Reelection

Bachmann Stupidity
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Sorry, Michele, "the morning-after abortion pill" doesn't exist. Read More »
Bachmann Urges Warfare
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Rep. Michele Bachmann urges "spiritual warfare" against liberalism. Read More »
Michele Serves The Men
Michele Bachmann poured water for all her male contenders. Read More »
  • Crazypants  Tea Party queen Rep. Michele Bachmann won’t be seeking reelection. Before you break out the champagne — and I know it’s tempting — remember this means she’s probably going to get a billion dollar contract on Fox News. [NYmag.com]
  • Justin Bieber’s neighbors whined to TMZ he’s been cruising around his Calabasas neighborhood on a Segway while smoking pot. Sigh. [TMZ]
  • Sad: Andre 3000′s mom, Sharon Benjamin Hodo, was allegedly found dead in Atlanta. [Madame Noire]
  • Mayim Bialik from “The Big Bang Theory” is officially back on the market, nerds! Her divorce has been finalized. [People] Keep reading »

Kate Middleton’s Blabby Uncle Gossips To Newspaper About The Royal Baby

It's A Girl (Maybe)
Kate Middleton seemed to indicate she was having a daughter. Read More »
Kate's Cute Belly
Aww, she's finally popped! Read More »
Imagined Conversation
Between Kim and Kanye's baby and Kate and Will's royal spawn. Read More »
  • Kate Middleton’s troublesome uncle Gary has blabbed to the UK’s Telegraph that the royal baby will live its first few weeks of life at Carole Middleton’s house. Blame it on the two bottles of champagne he drank with a reporter. [Telegraph UK]
  • Katy Perry invited ex John Mayer to her Memorial Day party this weekend. Bad idea, Katy. Bad, bad, bad idea to let that guy man your grill. [US Weekly]
  • Also, Katy and Robert Pattinson crashed some strangers’ wedding rehearsal at a ranch in Montecito, California, this weekend. [People]
  • Brilliant! What happens when a woman sends men the kind of messages on OK Cupid that she always receives. What’s sadder is how many dudes respond. [xoJane] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Topless Pics Hit The Web — But I Think They’re Photoshopped

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  • Topless pics of Miley Cyrus, allegedly taken during her Maxim Hot 100 photoshoot, have hit the web — but I’m doubtful they’re real. Sorry, but I just think the pic of Miley’s boobs looks weirdly pixelated and faked. Not that I think Miley Cyrus wouldn’t pose topless (again), because I do. I just am not convinced these are the pics.  See the NSFW version here. [Celebslam]
  • Jennifer Hudson has signed on as a new judge on “American Idol” — and Kelly Clarkson may be joining her. [E! Online]
  • Activists in Berlin are protesting the sexism of the life-size Barbie Dreamhouse restaurant which just opened. [Fox19]
  • “The Craft” is becoming a musical! [Cosmopolitan]
  • Chris O’Dowd in GQ? Be still my heart. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Lena Dunham Isn’t Down With Hustler’s Parody Porn Of “Girls”

"Girls" Parody Porn
Girls Parody Porn
Hustler finally made a parody porn of "Girls"! Read More »
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"SpongeKnob Square Nuts" is absolutely terrifying. Read More »
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It's popular now because of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," Read More »
  • Lena Dunham is not psyched about the “Girls” parody porn, “This Ain’t Girls XXX,” tweeting “‘Girls’ is, at its core, a feminist action while Hustler is a company that markets and monetizes a male’s idea of female sexuality. Because a big reason I engage in (simulated) onscreen sex is to counteract a skewed idea of that act created by the proliferation of porn.” [The Atlantic Wire]
  • Mariah Carey popped out of her dress on “Good Morning America” and dropped some curse words. [US Weekly]
  • Chief Keef tweeted he was going to “smack the shit out of” Katy Perry and told her to “suck skin off of my dick” after she tweeted that she had “serious doubts for the world” after she heard his song on the radio. [Twitchy]
  • Carrie Underwood donated $1 million to the Red Cross for disaster relief following the deadly Oklahoma tornadoes earlier this week. [NewsOK] Keep reading »
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