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Topless Protesters Interrupt Heidi Klum During Filming Of “Germany’s Next Top Model”

Heidi's Seaside Stripes
Heidi Klum is ready for the life aquatic. Read More »
That's A Lot Of Look
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Heidi Klum is headed to the disco right after "Good Morning America." Read More »
Heidi's Girls In Lipstick
Heidi Klum let her two little girls wear red lipstick. Read More »
  • Ha ha ha ha. Heidi Klum got divebombed by topless activists on the catwalk of “Germany’s Next Top Model” while she was filming the live finale yesterday! That’s Heidi in the pink with one of the topless women shouting in her face; the other lady had “Heidi Horror Picture Show” written across her chest. Security very quickly made them go auf wiedersehen. [US Weekly]
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman recently did a 10-day stint in rehab for abusing prescription pills and heroin. Glad to hear he’s taking care of himself. [TMZ]
  • Michael Fassbender is dating the British Olympic athlete Louise Hazel. :::storm clouds gather over head::: [US Weekly]
  • Flavorwire blogger Tyler Coates on why everyone needs to STFU about whatever work Portia DiRossi has gotten done to her face. [Flavorwire] Keep reading »

No Big Deal: Cameron Diaz Is Dating A South African Billionaire

Cam's Softcore Porn Past
Cameron Diaz has a secret softcore porn past, y'all. Read More »
On Objectification
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Cameron Diaz says every woman wants "to be objectified." Read More »
Cameron + Gwyneth
Gwyneth Paltrow has taken control of Cameron Diaz's sex life. Read More »
  • The sex life of Cameron Diaz continues to be enviably exciting: Cam is dating Elon Musk, the CEO of Telsa Motors, makers of fancy expensive electric cars that normal people can’t afford. The South African billionaire supposedly met the actress when she bought a Tesla last year. He’s worth a cool $4.5 billion! Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow played cupid? [Page Six]
  • Amanda Bynes and one of her wigs allegedly hit up a trampoline center in Buffalo, New York. I dunno, a tampoline doesn’t seem to me like a safe place for a wig. [TMZ]
  • xoVain editors described themselves to a sketch artist …and it didn’t turn out like the Dove Real Beauty Sketches campaign. [xoVain]
  • Beyoncé is supposedly “furious” H&M shrank her curves in their new bikini ads and viewed this downgrade of bootyliciousness as a “snubbing.” #BeyonceProblems [Page Six]
  • What’s the story behind this T-Rex wedding photo? [The Today Show] Keep reading »

Grumpy Cat Is Getting Her Own Movie

Grumpy's Harlem Shake
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Grumpy Cat gets her own "Harlem Shake" video. Read More »
Kids React To Grumpy!
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I believe that children are our future. Read More »
  • Grumpy Cat is headed to the big screen. Like “Garfield” before him her, the famous Internet cat — whose real name is Tardar Sauce — will be anthropomorphized and able to speak. I reckon he she might just say, Y’all bitches are crazy. Even The Frisky’s Chief Cat Lady (and that is saying something) Julie Gerstein weighed in thusly: “This is all just getting out of control, I think.” [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Alicia Keys is being encouraged by activist/The Color Purple author Alice Walker to boycott Israel and cancel an upcoming performance there. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Connie Britton was thisclose to a season three appearance on “Girls.” [Page Six]
  • In other “Girls” news, Zosia Mamet started a Kickstarter campaign to raise $32,000 to put out an album of music with her sister. [The Wrap] Keep reading »

Former Child Star Mara Wilson Explains Why So Many Of Them Go Crazy

Amanda Bynes Arrested
Amanda Bynes parents denied conservatorship
She threw a bong out of the window, although she said it's a vase. Read More »
Amanda Wants Drake
... to "murder" her vagina. Read More »
Amanda's Pot Pics
Amanda Bynes smokes pot on the NYC sidewalk. Read More »
  • Remember the little girl from “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Matilda”? Her name is Mara Wilson and she went to NYU and now works as a writer. She’s also pretty darn smart, as is evident from her piece on Cracked explaining seven reasons why child stars go crazy. Basically, it comes down to their parents not helping them, other grownups treating them hella inappropriately, and not having enough of an education to know any better about a lot of things. It’s fascinating. And actually makes me feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. [Cracked]
  • On that note, buy your “Free Amanda” shirt now! [Society6]
  • It looks like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have called off their engagement for good. [US Weekly]
  • James Lipton from “Inside The Actors Studio” was a pimp in Paris after World War II. And now you know. [Philly.com] Keep reading »

Rep. Michele Bachmann Won’t Be Seeking Reelection

Bachmann Stupidity
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Sorry, Michele, "the morning-after abortion pill" doesn't exist. Read More »
Bachmann Urges Warfare
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Rep. Michele Bachmann urges "spiritual warfare" against liberalism. Read More »
Michele Serves The Men
Michele Bachmann poured water for all her male contenders. Read More »
  • Crazypants  Tea Party queen Rep. Michele Bachmann won’t be seeking reelection. Before you break out the champagne — and I know it’s tempting — remember this means she’s probably going to get a billion dollar contract on Fox News. [NYmag.com]
  • Justin Bieber’s neighbors whined to TMZ he’s been cruising around his Calabasas neighborhood on a Segway while smoking pot. Sigh. [TMZ]
  • Sad: Andre 3000′s mom, Sharon Benjamin Hodo, was allegedly found dead in Atlanta. [Madame Noire]
  • Mayim Bialik from “The Big Bang Theory” is officially back on the market, nerds! Her divorce has been finalized. [People] Keep reading »

Kate Middleton’s Blabby Uncle Gossips To Newspaper About The Royal Baby

It's A Girl (Maybe)
Kate Middleton seemed to indicate she was having a daughter. Read More »
Kate's Cute Belly
Aww, she's finally popped! Read More »
Imagined Conversation
Between Kim and Kanye's baby and Kate and Will's royal spawn. Read More »
  • Kate Middleton’s troublesome uncle Gary has blabbed to the UK’s Telegraph that the royal baby will live its first few weeks of life at Carole Middleton’s house. Blame it on the two bottles of champagne he drank with a reporter. [Telegraph UK]
  • Katy Perry invited ex John Mayer to her Memorial Day party this weekend. Bad idea, Katy. Bad, bad, bad idea to let that guy man your grill. [US Weekly]
  • Also, Katy and Robert Pattinson crashed some strangers’ wedding rehearsal at a ranch in Montecito, California, this weekend. [People]
  • Brilliant! What happens when a woman sends men the kind of messages on OK Cupid that she always receives. What’s sadder is how many dudes respond. [xoJane] Keep reading »
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