Also, David Faustino wants to reboot “Married With Children.”…
Plus, Hulk Hogan’s sex tape shitshow gets more scandalous and some dudes want to tell you about blowjobs. Also, a Birkin bag won’t be called a Birkin bag soon. Tuesday!
Yeesh, Shia, get thee to anger management ASAP.
Also: Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran semi-apologize, and ScarJo got a dye job.
Kim has some words for Caitlyn, Drake maybe (??) didn’t write his own verses, and a very important question: Why does the caged Cookie sing?
Wait … that’s not Miss Piggy…
It’s never too early to instill body image issues in your toddler, guys.
Bobby Flay and his beleaguered wife are finally divorced, Rachel cheated on Brad Pitt with Joey, of all people and a chameleon named Laura learns the meaning of true joy. …
Also: Emmy Award nominations, Michael Bolton and bear who loves pie as much as you do.
Plus, Ben Affleck has moved on to Stage 2 of his Very Obvious And Typical Mid-Life Crisis.
Harper Lee speaks, a One Direction person is going to be a dad and Drake + Serena Williams, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
She won’t face charges, but will she ever give us ANSWERS?!
Also, Nicky Hilton got married and the Ed Hardy guy died. …
Will it lead to Jenner being charged?
Plus, Tom Selleck will steal all the goddamn California water he wants!
Also, Tyga’s cheating on Kylie and Scott Disick is still a dong. …
Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now. …
Looks like a good kisser to me.
Plus, Ben and Jen will continue to live together post-split, and President Obama has no love for guacamole with peas.
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!