Tag Archives: quickies

Amanda Bynes Tried To Use A Google Search In Lieu Of Presenting Actual ID

Amanda's Weird Interview
She says people lie about her having a mental illness. Read More »
Amanda's Workout
Amanda Bynes wears sunglasses and flails her arms at the gym. Read More »
Jenny Tweets Amanda
Jenny McCarthy thinks Amanda Bynes needs to get some help. Read More »
  • When an airport in New Jersey wouldn’t let Amanda Bynes board a private plane because she had no ID, the actress brought up her Google results and yelled the pilot, “I’m Amanda Bynes!” Guess what! It didn’t work. [Page Six]
  • There’s going to be a reality show about people who auction off their virginity. I would bid money not to watch it. [Cosmopolitan]
  • A Taylor Swift impersonator got beaten up for looking like Taylor Swift. [Dlisted]
  • Nick Carter and his fiancée might be getting their own reality show, because the newlywed hijinks gambit worked out so well for Jessica Simpson and some other guy  named Nick. [PopDust] Keep reading »

Want To Watch Ke$ha Drink Her Own Pee? Sure, You Do

Ke$ha Drank Her Pee
Ke$ha
Yes, she did. Read More »
Glitter In Her Vagina
It's an occupational hazard for Kesha. Read More »
morning quickies
Kesha drinks pee
Down The Hatch!
  • And she makes exactly the face you would expect someone to make after drinking their own urine. [Dlisted]
  • The Boy Scouts of America’s leadership is planning to vote today on whether to allow openly gay scouts in their groups. Openly gay adult leaders will still be banned. [AP]
  • Eva Longoria graduated this week with a Master’s degree in Chicano studies from California State University. Congratulations! [US Weekly]
  • Amanda Bynes insists that photos the gossip mag In Touch published of alleged drugs inside her messy apartment totally don’t belong to her. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

“Girls Gone Wild” Sleazebag Joe Francis Rants About “Retarded” Jury

Joe Francis: Guilty!
joe francis
The "Girls Gone Wild" chief sleazebag has been convicted of assault. Read More »
"Girls Gone Wild" Suit
Should women suing "Girls Gone Wild" be allowed to stay anonymous? Read More »
"GGW" Tell-All
Allegations from the "Girls Gone Wild" tell-all. Read More »
evening quickies
He's The Worst ... No, The WORST
  • Rich people never do bad things. Poor people are just jealous of them! This is according to chief “Girls Gone Wild” sleazebag Joe Francis, ranting in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter about the jury that convicted him earlier this month of assault and falsely imprisoning women in his home. “Just to convict people because you’re jealous of them is retarded,” he rants. “That jury, you should be put in jail, you stupid idiots. … You should be put in jail or lined up and shot.” [Jezebel]
  • Uh oh. Ryan Gosling’s film got booed at Cannes. [US Weekly]
  • “The Real Housewives Of Orange County”‘s Tamra Barney has gotten her own spinoff leading up to her wedding to fiancé Eddie. [The Wrap]
  • Abercrombie & Fitch has promised to be more “sensitive” after their CEO made all kinds of offensive statements about young women who are size 10 or larger — you know, the fat, unpopular ones? [People] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Makes Friends Sign A Waiver Before Coming To His Parties

Justin's Onesie
Justin Bieber dons a onesie and parties hard. Read More »
Justin Rushed Onstage
Justin Bieber
A male fan rushed Biebs onstage in a Dubai concert. Read More »
Justin Ditches Monkey
justin bieber monkey
Justin Bieber's team has relinquished his pet monkey to German officials. Read More »
  • Justin Bieber makes guests at his California mansion sign a “liability waiver and release” not to tweet, Facebook, Instagram, videotape or otherwise capture for posterity anything that goes on in his home. Not that anything bad ever goes on inside. Nope! Nothing to see here, folks! [TMZ]
  • In other Biebs news, Jon Bon Jovi called him an “asshole.” [Page Six]
  • The wait is over! That second album from noted soprano Paris Hilton will finally be released. [PopDust]
  • Drumroll please: your “Dancing With The Stars” winner is … [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Someone Actually Turned Down Sex With Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo Brags
Leonardo DiCaprio brags about his sexual conquests. Read More »
Leo's Many Emotions
Leonardo Di Caprio emotion chart
Behold, the many emotions of Leonardo DiCaprio. Read More »
Giggle Fit
Watch Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio have a giggle fit. Read More »
  • Leonardo DiCaprio heard the word “no”! From a woman! Supermodel Cara Delevingne allegedly turned down the “Gatsby” star at a Cannes after party, even though he “spent the night chasing her.” Said a source, “She thought he was too forward and old.” [The Sun UK]
  • Target just launched its own inexpensive bridal collection. [Racked]
  • Oklahoma City Thunder player Kevin Durant has pledged $1 million for tornado relief. Here’s how you can help, too, even if you don’t have a million bucks! [ESPN]
  • The hacktivist group Anonymous is now getting involved in the case of Kaitlyn Hunt, the 18-year-old girl in Florida who was expelled from school and charged over a consensual same-sex relationship. [Mother Jones] Keep reading »

Rihanna’s Dad Says He’s Still Chris Brown’s “Number One Fan”

Dad Calls Her "Fat"
rihanna photo
Rihanna's dad calls her "fat" and calls Chris Brown a "nice guy." Read More »
Onion Satire
the onion rihanna
A piece on the Onion about Chris Brown and Rihanna rankles some. Read More »
  • Here’s how Rihanna’s dad Ronald Fenty reacted to her breakup from Chris Brown: “I’m still his No. 1 fan — I still like Chris regardless.” Reminder: this is the same dad who called his daughter “fat” in an interview. [Global Grind]
  • Brad Pitt confessed to Esquire he was worried he did too much “drug damage” to his brain. [Dlisted]
  • Sorry, ladies, Justin Bartha is off the market. He’s engaged to personal trainer Lia Smith. [People]
  • Bikini wax pain: what’s normal and what’s not! [Allure] Keep reading »

Does Anyone Care That Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Broke Up (Again)?

Kristen & Sean Penn?
Kristen Stewart's had a rumored hookup with Sean Penn. Read More »
"Robsten" Grief
twihards on twitter grief
The five stages of grieving the end of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Read More »
Kristen On Love Triangles
The actress has a loaded conversation for "Twilight." Read More »

Jay-Z Tells Hot 97 That Beyoncé Is Not Pregnant

Baby Number 2?
Jay-Z and Beyonce
Is Beyoncé pregnant again? Read More »
Jayonce Rules!
Jay-Z and Beyonce
32 photos of Bey and Jay being adorable. Read More »

Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest

Bigger Is Not Better
There's nothing wrong with a small penis. Read More »
He's Got A Small Penis
How to date a man who doesn't have much to work with. Read More »
Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism, of course. Read More »
  • … because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York  — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest on July 20th for dudes with tiny dicks age 21 and over. Wet underwear will be provided. [Gothamist]
  • Michelle Obama got rid of her bangs. [NYMag.com]
  • Farrah Abraham: “DEEP BREATHE [sic] “I”M NOT PREGNANT.” No one really thought you were, love. [US Weekly]
  • Inside 10 days on a lesbian porn set. [Slate]
  • “Game Of Thrones” will supposedly end after seven seasons  — meaning, there are four more to go. Stock up on tissues now, nerds. [Uproxx] Keep reading »

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Gives BS Apology For “Fat” Kid Comments

Abercrombie OFfends
With a series of T-shirts Read More »
Abercrombie's CEO
Abercrombie & Fitch Ad, An Open Letter To Mike Jeffries
An open letter to the offensive CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »
Comedian's DBag Prank
Abercrombie and Fitch douchebaggery
Comedian takes on doucebag Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »