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Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest

Bigger Is Not Better
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He's Got A Small Penis
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Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism, of course. Read More »
  • … because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York  — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest on July 20th for dudes with tiny dicks age 21 and over. Wet underwear will be provided. [Gothamist]
  • Michelle Obama got rid of her bangs. [NYMag.com]
  • Farrah Abraham: “DEEP BREATHE [sic] “I”M NOT PREGNANT.” No one really thought you were, love. [US Weekly]
  • Inside 10 days on a lesbian porn set. [Slate]
  • “Game Of Thrones” will supposedly end after seven seasons  — meaning, there are four more to go. Stock up on tissues now, nerds. [Uproxx] Keep reading »

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Gives BS Apology For “Fat” Kid Comments

Abercrombie OFfends
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Abercrombie's CEO
Abercrombie & Fitch Ad, An Open Letter To Mike Jeffries
An open letter to the offensive CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »
Comedian's DBag Prank
Abercrombie and Fitch douchebaggery
Comedian takes on doucebag Abercrombie & Fitch. Read More »

“Scandal” Might Be Getting Its Own Clothing Line

I Love "Scandal"
... even though some people think Olivia Pope is "problematic." Read More »
"Scandal" Makeup Tutorial
Franchesca Ramsey Scandal Olivia Pope
Comic Franchesca Ramsey does a makeup tutorial as Olivia Pope. Read More »
Oh, Columbus Short
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"Scandal" needs more Columbus Short stripping. Read More »

No, Diddy’s Not Actually Joining The Cast Of “Downton Abbey”

Diddy On "Downton"?
The rapper tweeted that he's joined the cast of "Downton Abbey." Read More »
Sex Lessons From Downton
What the show taught us about the birds and the bees. Read More »
Michelle Loves "Downton"
Michelle Obama
... and she gets advance episodes sent to her from the UK. Read More »
morning quickies
downton diddy
"Downton Diddy"
  • … but he did make this Funny Or Die video about the show’s upcoming first black cast member. I totally called it that Diddy’s tweet last night – ”So happy to announce that I’m a series regular on Downton Abbey” — was a joke. [Funny Or Die]
  • This morning on “The Today Show,” Zoe Saldana responded to Allure listing her weight on the cover of the magazine: “I think it was to talk about for a lightweight person, I seem to be really strong minded.” What, so it’s shocking that skinny people can have strong opinions? [TODAY]
  • People are speculating that the guy who discovered the rapper Nelly, a man named Cudda, is the abusive ex-boyfriend Kelly Rowland sings about in her song “Dirty Laundry.” [CelebOverdose]
  • This is how rich people in Greenwich, Connecticut, reacted when Prince Harry played a polo match there yesterday: “All the big bankers, real-estate titans and masters-of-the-universe got just as weak-kneed and unctuous as their female partners around him.” [Page Six] Keep reading »

Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis

Broken Penises
There is a new spokesman for broken penises. Watch »
Penis Snatching
It's happening in Africa. Read More »
Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh blames shrinking penis sizes on feminism, of course. Read More »

Angelina Jolie Reportedly Will Have Ovaries Removed

Angelina Jolie: Mastectomy
angelina jolie breast cancer
Angelina Jolie reveals she's had a preventative double mastectomy. Read More »
Breast Cancer & Genetics
angelina jolie double mastectomy
A genetic counselor explains Angie's surgery. Read More »
Celeb Breast Cancer Survivors
Celebrity women who have survived breast cancer. Read More »
  • Angelina Jolie is reportedly planning surgery to remove her ovaries, as she has a 50 percent risk of getting ovarian cancer. Yesterday Jolie published an op-ed in the New York Times revealing she has the BRCA1 gene mutation and underwent a voluntary double mastectomy to prevent developing breast cancer. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • “Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul wants to take you to Disneyland! That is, if you donate $3,000 to one of his charitable endeavors. [Twitter.com/AaronPaul_8]
  • Beyoncé posted a letter to her fans in Antwerp, Belgium, after canceling her show last night due to exhaustion, saying “I’ve never postponed a show in my life. It was very hard for me.” [Daily Mail UK]
  • In other Bey news, her H&M bikini ad has been covered up in one of New York City’s conservative Jewish neighborhoods. [ONTD] Keep reading »

James Deen Sounds Off On Farrah Abraham’s Pregnancy Test Publicity Stunt

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
farrah abraham
Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »
  • James Deen is not amused that his sex tape co-star “Teen Mom”‘s Farrah Abraham was photographed by paparazzi shopping for a pregnancy test. “To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly,” he told Celebuzz.  Hear, hear! “I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them.” Okay, that’s more than we needed to know, James … [Celebuzz]
  • Beyoncé’s canceled a performance in Belgium due to “exhaustion” and dehydration, leading to further rumors that she might be pregnant with Baby #2. [People]
  • The National Transportation Safety Board has voted to recommend states lower the blood alcohol content level that constitutes drunk driving from .08 to .05. So, um, get your irresponsible drinking in now? [NBC News] Keep reading »

“How I Met Your Mother” Finally Reveals The Mom

Meet Robin Sparkles
Cobie Smulders on her "HIMYM" alter ego. Read More »
Circumstantial Hotness
It's a boost of sexiness due to a change of environment or circumstance. Read More »
Cobie Smoulders
Cobie Smulders smoulders on the cover of "Maxim." Read More »
  • And the mom on “How I Met Your Mother” is (drumroll please) …. [TVline]
  • Stefon, noooooo! Bill Hader is leaving “Saturday Night Live” after eight years. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Roll eyes: “Teen Mom”/porn star Farrah Abraham publicly shopped for a pregnancy test in front of paparazzi. Such an obvious set-up for the cameras. [TMZ]
  • Jaden Smith asked his parents Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if he could be legally emancipated from them as a 15th birthday gift. [Herald Sun]
  • Beyoncé’s friend has put the kibosh on rumors she’s preggo with baby #2. [Global Grind] Keep reading »

Seth Meyers Is Headed To “Late Night”

Stefon's Spring Break
"NYC's hottest club is Your Mother And I Are Separating!" Read More »
Seth's White House Roast
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Watch Seth Meyers kill at the White House Correspondents dinner. Read More »
Stefon's Summer Hotspots
Where to cool off in NYC this summer. Watch »
  • Late night musical chairs time! Seth Meyers from “Saturday Night Live” is headed to “Late Night” when current host Jimmy Fallon replaces Jay Leno at “the Tonight” show. That’s all well and good for Meyers’ career. But who will interview Stefon?! [US Weekly]
  • Barbara Walters is announcing her retirement from “The View” and “ABC News” today after an epic 52 years in the biz. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • “Today” show co-host Savannah Guthrie is engaged. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Kate Middleton’s due date is set to be July 13. Cue Kim Kardashian ringing up her OB/GYN to schedule her due date the exact same weekend. [Daily Telegraph UK]
  • That supposed children’s clothing line by Suri Cruise was just a ridiculous rumor, thank God. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Jennifer Aniston’s Hairdresser Was Stoned When He Gave Her The “Rachel” Cut

Celebs Go Green
Lourdes Leon's New Look & 5 Other Celebs Rocking Green Hair
Six celebs who rock green hair without looking like a troll doll. Read More »
Bang Failures
celeb with bangs
7 stars who've tried and maybe failed with bangs. Read More »
  • Hairstylist Chris McMillan has confessed he was stoned when he gave Jennifer Anistaon her iconic “Rachel” haircut back in 1994. But don’t worry, he’s been sober for 14 years now. [WWD]
  • The Kardashians have lost a name dispute over their beauty brand, Khroma, to Kroma Makeup. Their company will henceforth be called Kardashian Beauty. [NYmag.com]
  • Shenae Grimes is hitched! The “90210″ star married — in a gorgeous black wedding gown! — model musician Josh Beech today in London. [People]
  • A 10-year-old boy may have been forced to lick his desk clean by his teacher after he was caught doodling on his desk. What. The. Fuck. [The Root]
  • Ack, they’ve finally cast the character of Augustus Waters in the movie adaption of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars! Augustus will be played by 19-year-old Ansel Elgort, who also  stars in the upcoming “Carrie” remake. He’s cute! Yay! [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »