- … because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest on July 20th for dudes with tiny dicks age 21 and over. Wet underwear will be provided. [Gothamist]
- Michelle Obama got rid of her bangs. [NYMag.com]
- Farrah Abraham: “DEEP BREATHE [sic] “I”M NOT PREGNANT.” No one really thought you were, love. [US Weekly]
- Inside 10 days on a lesbian porn set. [Slate]
- “Game Of Thrones” will supposedly end after seven seasons — meaning, there are four more to go. Stock up on tissues now, nerds. [Uproxx] Keep reading »
Tag Archives: quickies
Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest
Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Gives BS Apology For “Fat” Kid Comments
- Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO kinda sorta not really apologized for saying he didn’t want “not so cool” and “fat” kids wearing his clothes. [Huffington Post]
- What “The Office” can teach us about love. [Acculturated]
- Ben Affleck did a collaboration with TOMS shoes to raise money for his charity, the Eastern Congo Initiative. [InStyle]
- Introducing “fatkinis,” a bikini line exclusively for women sizes 10 to 24. [The Gloss]
- “Teen Mom” Catelynn Lowell is still throwing shade at Farrah Abraham over her sex tape with James Deen. [US Weekly] Keep reading »
“Scandal” Might Be Getting Its Own Clothing Line
"Scandal" Makeup Tutorial
Comic Franchesca Ramsey does a makeup tutorial as Olivia Pope. Read More »
- Bellamy Young, who plays First Lady Mellie Grant on “Scandal,” let it slip in an interview that there might be a clothing line developed so fans can dress like Olivia Pope! [NYMag.com]
- Here’s what Chloe Sevigny had to say about Gwyneth Paltrow’s snooty complaints about the Met Ball. [Lainey Gossip]
- The top 20 hottest “Star Trek” villans of all time. I know what our resident Trekkie Amelia will be doing tonight… [VH1]
- Fur for kids! Yes, you read that right. Fur for kids. [Racked]
- Pug costume party! Pug costume party! Pug costume party! [Pug Costume Party] Keep reading »
No, Diddy’s Not Actually Joining The Cast Of “Downton Abbey”
- … but he did make this Funny Or Die video about the show’s upcoming first black cast member. I totally called it that Diddy’s tweet last night – ”So happy to announce that I’m a series regular on Downton Abbey” — was a joke. [Funny Or Die]
- This morning on “The Today Show,” Zoe Saldana responded to Allure listing her weight on the cover of the magazine: “I think it was to talk about for a lightweight person, I seem to be really strong minded.” What, so it’s shocking that skinny people can have strong opinions? [TODAY]
- People are speculating that the guy who discovered the rapper Nelly, a man named Cudda, is the abusive ex-boyfriend Kelly Rowland sings about in her song “Dirty Laundry.” [CelebOverdose]
- This is how rich people in Greenwich, Connecticut, reacted when Prince Harry played a polo match there yesterday: “All the big bankers, real-estate titans and masters-of-the-universe got just as weak-kneed and unctuous as their female partners around him.” [Page Six] Keep reading »
Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis
- Steroid use made Rod Stewart’s penis shrink back in the ’80s, the singer has confessed. You got that, Rush Limbaugh? It was drugs, not feminism. “The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane, including your knob,” Rod Stewart explained. This has been everything you could have wanted to know about the penis belonging to my mother’s favorite singer. [MSN]
- The ACLU is pushing for the gay dads Cam and Mitchell on “Modern Family” to get married. [Huffington Post]
- Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with James Deen wouldn’t be complete without Catelynn Lowell, one of the other “Teen Mom” stars, throwing shade. [US Weekly]
- This person hired an “esteemed cat photographer” to take pictures of his pet cat. [The Billfold] Keep reading »
Angelina Jolie Reportedly Will Have Ovaries Removed
Angelina Jolie: Mastectomy
Angelina Jolie reveals she's had a preventative double mastectomy. Read More »
- Angelina Jolie is reportedly planning surgery to remove her ovaries, as she has a 50 percent risk of getting ovarian cancer. Yesterday Jolie published an op-ed in the New York Times revealing she has the BRCA1 gene mutation and underwent a voluntary double mastectomy to prevent developing breast cancer. [Hollywood Reporter]
- “Breaking Bad”‘s Aaron Paul wants to take you to Disneyland! That is, if you donate $3,000 to one of his charitable endeavors. [Twitter.com/AaronPaul_8]
- Beyoncé posted a letter to her fans in Antwerp, Belgium, after canceling her show last night due to exhaustion, saying “I’ve never postponed a show in my life. It was very hard for me.” [Daily Mail UK]
- In other Bey news, her H&M bikini ad has been covered up in one of New York City’s conservative Jewish neighborhoods. [ONTD] Keep reading »
James Deen Sounds Off On Farrah Abraham’s Pregnancy Test Publicity Stunt
- James Deen is not amused that his sex tape co-star “Teen Mom”‘s Farrah Abraham was photographed by paparazzi shopping for a pregnancy test. “To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly,” he told Celebuzz. Hear, hear! “I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them.” Okay, that’s more than we needed to know, James … [Celebuzz]
- Beyoncé’s canceled a performance in Belgium due to “exhaustion” and dehydration, leading to further rumors that she might be pregnant with Baby #2. [People]
- The National Transportation Safety Board has voted to recommend states lower the blood alcohol content level that constitutes drunk driving from .08 to .05. So, um, get your irresponsible drinking in now? [NBC News] Keep reading »
“How I Met Your Mother” Finally Reveals The Mom
Circumstantial Hotness
It's a boost of sexiness due to a change of environment or circumstance. Read More »
- And the mom on “How I Met Your Mother” is (drumroll please) …. [TVline]
- Stefon, noooooo! Bill Hader is leaving “Saturday Night Live” after eight years. [Entertainment Weekly]
- Roll eyes: “Teen Mom”/porn star Farrah Abraham publicly shopped for a pregnancy test in front of paparazzi. Such an obvious set-up for the cameras. [TMZ]
- Jaden Smith asked his parents Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if he could be legally emancipated from them as a 15th birthday gift. [Herald Sun]
- Beyoncé’s friend has put the kibosh on rumors she’s preggo with baby #2. [Global Grind] Keep reading »
Seth Meyers Is Headed To “Late Night”
Seth's White House Roast
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- Late night musical chairs time! Seth Meyers from “Saturday Night Live” is headed to “Late Night” when current host Jimmy Fallon replaces Jay Leno at “the Tonight” show. That’s all well and good for Meyers’ career. But who will interview Stefon?! [US Weekly]
- Barbara Walters is announcing her retirement from “The View” and “ABC News” today after an epic 52 years in the biz. [Deadline Hollywood]
- “Today” show co-host Savannah Guthrie is engaged. Mazel tov! [People]
- Kate Middleton’s due date is set to be July 13. Cue Kim Kardashian ringing up her OB/GYN to schedule her due date the exact same weekend. [Daily Telegraph UK]
- That supposed children’s clothing line by Suri Cruise was just a ridiculous rumor, thank God. [NYmag.com] Keep reading »
Jennifer Aniston’s Hairdresser Was Stoned When He Gave Her The “Rachel” Cut
- Hairstylist Chris McMillan has confessed he was stoned when he gave Jennifer Anistaon her iconic “Rachel” haircut back in 1994. But don’t worry, he’s been sober for 14 years now. [WWD]
- The Kardashians have lost a name dispute over their beauty brand, Khroma, to Kroma Makeup. Their company will henceforth be called Kardashian Beauty. [NYmag.com]
- Shenae Grimes is hitched! The “90210″ star married — in a gorgeous black wedding gown! — model musician Josh Beech today in London. [People]
- A 10-year-old boy may have been forced to lick his desk clean by his teacher after he was caught doodling on his desk. What. The. Fuck. [The Root]
- Ack, they’ve finally cast the character of Augustus Waters in the movie adaption of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars! Augustus will be played by 19-year-old Ansel Elgort, who also stars in the upcoming “Carrie” remake. He’s cute! Yay! [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »
