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Could I Get Those TPS Reports Animal Style?

As impressive as this In-N-Out Burger cubicle costume is, I’ve gotta say that unless the person who works in there was distributing double-doubles to their coworkers, this is really nothing but a cruel tease. [Neatorama]

Fashion Models Without Makeup Make Life A Little Less Worth Living

Zooey Sans Makeup
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Angelina Sans Fards
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And just when I thought I looked pretty good today, I fell privy to a gallery of today’s top models (like Constance Jablonski, shown), minus the layers of makeup and endless accoutrements necessary to make them runway-ready. It’s just them, as they are, every day. Can you imagine, these girls get to walk around with their faces? I can’t go on. [Telegraph]

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If Famous Authors Sent Drunk Texts

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How To Sext
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We already have enough troubles getting drunk texts from shlubs on Plenty of Fish. But if we had to get drunk texts from anyone, the late, great John Cheever would probably write good ones. Check out more funny drunk texts from famous authors by Jessie Gaynor over at the Paris Review‘s blog.

Which famous author would you want to get drunk texts from? Jonathan Ames for me for sure.  [Paris Review]

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ACM Presents: Lionel Richie And Friends - In Concert - Show

Lionel Richie, father of Nicole and singer of soulful ballads, looked positively jubilant onstage at the MGM Grand for the “Lionel Richie and Friends” concert. Apparently he’s got some delightful friends. I have to say, ever since I saw this, I can’t help but giggle whenever I see Lionel’s face, with or without major ’80s hair.

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Well Played: Nicole Richie
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Anna Wintour Wears Sunglasses Inside Because She Can

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Last week, Anna Wintour attended a luncheon at the State Department in honor of Prime Minister David Cameron, and like any visitor to a prestigious event at a serious government building, she rocked a pair of dark shades inside. I’m a little surprised she wasn’t arrested for such a blatant display of fierceness, but I’m sure even the guards were like, “Damn, girl. Do your thing.”

Mrs. Crystal Hefner Graces The Cover Of Playboy

I have a feeling that the July cover of Playboy will not go down in history as one of Hugh Hefner‘s favorites. It obviously went to print before Crystal Harris called off their wedding, and features Crystal sitting in a leather chair, puffing on a pipe, wearing in a sailor’s cap, alongside the couple’s dog, Charlie. But the worst? The coverline, “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Since the news broke yesterday that Crystal and Hugh were no more, Crystal’s Lifetime TV special, “Marrying Hef,” has been canceled. But never fear, you can still listen to her new single. As Hugh himself retweeted on Tuesday, “Omg @CrystalHarris left @hughhefner the day her single came out on iTunes. Coincidence? I think not.” [People, Fox News] Keep reading »

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