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Let Woody Guthrie’s New Year’s Resolutions For 1942 Inspire You To Change Your Socks, Beat Fascism, And “Wash Teeth If Any”

Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions

If you already sprained your ankle on the treadmill and treated yourself to a fresh pack of cigarettes to numb the pain, you might want to consider taking a page, literally, from Woody Guthrie. His illustrated list of “New Year’s Rulin’s” for 1942 includes goals both delightfully mundane (“take bath”; “dance better”) and potentially world-changing (“beat fascism”). My personal favorite has to be “dream good.” Totally writing that in big letters on the wall of my office. Check out the full list after the jump… Keep reading »

Ralph Macchio Notes That Jo Calderone Bears His Resemblance

Behold, a far too awesome tweet posted on Monday by Ralph Macchio, aka “The Karate Kid.” Wow, he is right. Lady Gaga‘s male alter ego, Jo Calderone, does look an awful lot like him. Which gives me an idea for Gaga’s next over-the-top costume—a bathtub and shower curtain, naturally. [World of Wonder] Keep reading »

Money Shot: Girl Opens Wide For Penis Dog

If you plan on visiting Taiwan anytime soon, you too can enjoy a penis dog. This sexy version of the more traditional hot dog on a stick can now be purchased from street vendors. Yum? [Doobybrain] Keep reading »

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Raise your hand if your armpits used to smell like Teen Spirit! My scent was Romantic Rose. As a grown woman, I am wondering how they specifically made deodorant just for teens’ bodies? What a pile of crap. We totally bought into the advertising scam. But we smelled great while doing so. [I’m Remembering] Keep reading »

Look Who Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

Here’s an illustrated clip from the new literary work Snooki in Wonderland. I think I know what happens next. Snooki drinks the potion and gets arrested for public drunkenness. This one’s gonna be a page turner. Get your copy here for only 99 cents. [Snooki in Wonderland] Keep reading »

Hands-Free Sandwich Device

Think about how much more you could get done in a day if your could free up your hands while eating. Added bonus that it looks like your head gear from middle school. Just f**king brilliant! [ASB] Keep reading »

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