Posts tagged "quick pick"

Let Woody Guthrie’s New Year’s Resolutions For 1942 Inspire You To Change Your Socks, Beat Fascism, And “Wash Teeth If Any”

If you already sprained your ankle on the treadmill and treated yourself to a fresh pack of cigarettes to numb the pain, you might want to consider taking a page, literally, from Woody Guthrie. His illustrated list of "New Year's Rulin's" for 1942 includes goals both delightfully mundane ("take bath"; "dance better") and potentially world-changing…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 2, 2014

Ralph Macchio Notes That Jo Calderone Bears His Resemblance

Behold, a far too awesome tweet posted on Monday by Ralph Macchio, aka "The Karate Kid." Wow, he is right. Lady Gaga's male alter ego, Jo Calderone, does look an awful lot like him. Which gives me an idea for Gaga's next over-the-top costume—a bathtub and shower curtain, naturally. [World of…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 1, 2011

Money Shot: Girl Opens Wide For Penis Dog

If you plan on visiting Taiwan anytime soon, you too can enjoy a penis dog. This sexy version of the more traditional hot dog on a stick can now be purchased from street vendors. Yum? [Doobybrain]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 25, 2011

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Raise your hand if your armpits used to smell like Teen Spirit! My scent was Romantic Rose. As a grown woman, I am wondering how they specifically made deodorant just for teens' bodies? What a pile of crap. We totally bought into the advertising scam. But we smelled great while doing so. [I'm…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 10, 2011

Look Who Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

Here's an illustrated clip from the new literary work Snooki in Wonderland. I think I know what happens next. Snooki drinks the potion and gets arrested for public drunkenness. This one's gonna be a page turner. Get your copy here for only 99 cents. [Snooki in Wonderland]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 24, 2011

Hands-Free Sandwich Device

Think about how much more you could get done in a day if your could free up your hands while eating. Added bonus that it looks like your head gear from middle school. Just f**king brilliant! [ASB]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 4, 2011

All Hail Cher Guevara

All hail the revolutionary guerilla leader of pop vocal performance, Cher Guevara. [Yasrsly]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2010

The Stiletto Menorah

The stiletto menorah is a Hanukkah miracle! One pair for each night will shed us with sweet light to remind us of days long ago ... when shoes weren't as cute. [BuzzFeed]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 2, 2010

The Oompa Loompas Have Been Rioting

Apparently, Charlie Bucket hasn't been keeping the place up the way he promised to. [The Daily What]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 19, 2010

The Really Big Enchilada

This is one really big enchilada, weighing in at one and a half tons, measuring 230 feet long. Pass the Pepto, please. [BuzzFeed]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 19, 2010