That’s Carrie Fisher in costume as Princess Leia, taking a break from filming “Return of the Jedi” to sunbathe alongside her stunt double. I bet she had interesting tan lines. [Boing Boing]

Twentyten’s “makeout guard” necklace will make you look sharp. Ha. [Blog.UrbanOutfitters.com]

Apparently, Hollywood pressure can really get to a (spice) girl. Mel B is married to some producer dude who had something to do with some new movie called, “Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans” that we will likely never see. It premiered last night. Whatever. But The Daily Mail reports that when she realized “she would be sharing the red carpet with A-listers Eva Mendes and Charlize Theron, she knew she would have to go the extra mile to get attention.” Oddly, she kind of went the opposite of an extra mile and uh, fell a little short. Seriously. Tragically. Short. [The Daily Mail]

I need to get something off my chest. I hate this GUESS ad. I hate it because it features a rather attractive guy wearing what could only be described as a “denim duster coat” with bleach spots. It is perhaps the most hideous ensemble I have ever seen on a dude, like something out of Justin Timberlake’s closet circa 1998. Every time I see this ad—and I see it a lot because it is running in all the current fashion, women’s, and gossip magazines—I want to take my thumb and stab holes through the paper. Why is GUESS still around as a company? Who shops there? What man shops there? Can someone please tell me?

Fashion blogger Bryan Boy spotted this ad in Thailand for plastic surgery that reads more like the dollar-meal menu. Get your tummy tucks for the bargain price of $625! [BryanBoy.com]

Kate Hudson cheers on her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, as he and the New York Yankees won the World Series last night. Nap time, by the way, is Kate’s code for “sex.” [NYC, 11/4/09]

I’m totally lost. I was looking for the corner of Bukkake Avenue and Dirty Sanchez Road. Can anyone help? [BuzzFeed]

Natalie Portman rocks a pompadour hairstyle for the latest issue of V magazine. Hawt. [WWD]

I don’t know what this model and child are doing on the runway at the Tsai Meiyue show for China Fashion Week, but they look darn cute doing it. [11/3/09, Beijing]

I can’t help but love this retro etiquette missive which instructs boys to only shake hands with a girl if she offers her hand and to otherwise BOW. When did this go out of style? [via Planet Mabel]

Why, Cynthia Vincent, why? This is like trying to make a Snuggie fashionable by infusing it with an old poncho trend and adding an “ethnic” touch. We are crossing our fingers that blanket-chic items don’t make the winter must-have lists. [Outblush]

Get your spirit fingers ready! Today’s episode of “It’s On With Alexa Chung” is gonna be super-duper gay. [Twitter]

Something tells me she thinks MILF stands for Mothers I Love on Facebook. [BuzzFeed]

Oh Lady! Gaga looked like she was still in a Halloween state of mind at the Accessories Council’s ACE Awards yesterday evening, where she was presented with a Stylemaker award for her “genius” use of extraneous ornamentation. Sadly, wigs were harmed in the making of this headpiece. [NYC, 11/2/09]

Oh hey, these are leggings, in case you didn’t know. [Neiman Marcus]

Check it: Nike special-edition Air Max sneaks, featuring Andy Warhol’s iconic pop art imagery of Marilyn Monroe. [Inventor Spot]

If Chris Brown was hoping for a career comeback after he beat the crap out of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, the hot mess that is the just-revealed art for his upcoming album, Graffiti, is not going to help. Why is he holding a guitar? He doesn’t play! Is he on a spaceship? Is that a moon? Why are his pants so tight? Who are those creatures in the bottom corner? And why is he going to mace them with a can of spray paint? PopEater goes into further detail about the five awesomely ridiculous things about it. Somewhere, Adam Lambert is feeling really great right now. [PopEater]

On Halloween, our Ami channeled one of Kristen Wiig’s most hilarious “Saturday Night Live” characters, Junice, the “Lawrence Welk” singer/dancer with the itty-bitty hands and shrill voice.