Posts tagged "purity bear"

The Weirdest Abstinence Ad You’ll Ever See

Hey, young people! If you are thinking of succumbing to the temptations of sex, just think of cuddling with your talking teddy bear. Cuddling, meaning you can go inside and hump the crap out of that thing until you are of legal age to get hitched? Or maybe Purity Bear is one of those hide-a-vibe…

Ami Angelowicz / January 19, 2012