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Poor Patch The Puppy Has To Go Around Looking Like Adolf Hitler All The Time

Patch the puppy looks just like Hitler

Not cute: Hitler. So cute it should be condemned: Patch, the puppy who bears an irrefutable, if unfortunate, resemblance to the Nazi leader. With his black “mustache” and a large dark area covering the left side of his head, the French bulldog/shih tzu cross could almost be mistaken for the dictator, if he weren’t a member of a different species and also not a war criminal. Regrettably, Patch’s mom/owner Lynda Whitehead reports that none of her family members call him by his real name anymore, instead referring to the innocent pup as “Adolf” or “Hitler.” Noooooo! That said, Patch likely doesn’t have much of a say in the matter … though we imagine, equipped with fully functioning vocal cords, he’d be an extraordinarily charismatic speaker. Keep doing what you’re doing, Patch. Just don’t get any grandiose ideas about racial hegemony. [Telegraph]

Asshole Monkey Steals Lollipop From A Puppy

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How dare that monkey!

I hate it when I’m sitting on the grass, trying to enjoy a lollipop and a monkey comes along and steals it. Even worse is when the monkey steals my lollipop and then hits me in the face with it. That’s so fucked up! Well, at least this puppy is getting a lesson in sharing at a young age. But regardless, that monkey is a complete asshole. It must be stopped. [Dlisted]

Hump Day Hottie: Tom Hardy Likes Puppies & That’s All Right By Us

Tom Hardy: A man that both men and women can agree on. He’s handsome, masculine, talented and, oh, he happens to like puppies a lot, too. So much so, that he doesn’t mind starring with one in the new movie “Animal Rescue.” Shots of Tom cuddling the young pit bull pup were leaked this week, and wow, insanely cute. According to IMDB, “Animal Rescue” is about “a lost pit bull, a wannabe scam artist, and a killing,” which sounds like my average Friday night. But forgiving his turn as Bane, and judging from his other recent flicks — “Lawless” and “Inception” — he knows what he’s doing. I mean, this is a guy who somehow made the Reese Witherspoon rom-com “This Means War” palatable. He’s obviously talented.

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All This Tibetan Mastiff Puppy Wants To Do Is Shake Hands With You

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Are you going to deny him his only joy in life? Let the puppy shake your hand, okay? Do it now, before he grows bigger and wants to smother you with his furry body.

Walmart Reportedly Fires Employee For Saving Dog

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A Walmart employee in Hermiston, Oregon, was reportedly fired after she attempted to save a starving dog that had wandered into the superstore. According to an article written by Cindy Marabito at the Examiner.com, the dog was seen wandering around the store in an obviously malnourished state. But when the employee attempted to corral the dog and call a rescue organization, the manager on duty reportedly “told her she needed to put the puppy back outside.” According to the Examiner, he then “told her she was ‘disgusting’ for holding the puppy in a check stand.”  Keep reading »

Makeup Tutorial: How To Look Like A … Puppy?

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Makeup aficionado and living doll Venus Palermo has made more than 80 video tutorials, but this one was just too good to pass up. In it, Palermo, in her oddly-lilting broken English, shows viewers how to do their makeup to look like a puppy, complete with big brown puppy eyes. You didn’t know you wanted to look like a puppy, but now that you know how, why not try, right? [YouTube]

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