Anybody who says they don’t like Halloween is lying. Everybody loves Halloween, including zoo animals. To help get you in the holiday spirit, take a cue from these pumpkin-smashing elephants who classily stomp on them until a younger elephant comes along and just goes totally ham. Kind of like the kid who submerges his entire body in water and thrashes around while bobbing for apples, this elephant smashes the pumpkins and rolls around in them until he knows they’re good and flattened. He’s all like yeahhhh, victory! And then he tries to get up…
Forget jack o’ lanterns or pumpkin spice lattes, watching Maya the corgi playing with a pumpkin is the ultimate seasonal treat! [Tastefully Offensive]
Two-years-old is too damn early to learn that sometimes people are mean for no reason. Alas, people can be terrible. A Redditor posted this sign that one of his neighbors put up for the person who stole his kid’s jack-o-lantern. The sign reads: Keep reading »
These pumpkin flasher people are either totally inappropriate or totally appropriate … depending on your personal approach to Halloween. See more questionable jack-o-lanterns here. [Buzzfeed]
Billy Corgan probably didn’t have this in mind. Or maybe he did.
In any case, filmmaker Devin Graham brings us — just in time for Halloween — the real thing: smashing pumpkins.
Graham shot the video at 1,000 frames per second and slowed down the footage so we can see the pumpkins in all their glory. Watch as seeds, pulp and orange chunks go flying. Graham also reverses the footage, so you can see just how the Jack-o-lanterns break apart. Read more…
Welcome to the phenomenon known as “pumpkin birthing.” Yes, that would be pumpkins giving birth to baby pumpkins. Don’t forget to pop the afterbirth seeds into the oven for a tasty treat. Thank you, Internet. Check out more pumpkin births here. [Buzzfeed]