A Very Necessary Guide To The Best Places To Pee In Public
Today is a sad day. The Whole Foods at Union Square in Manhattan finally figured out my trick -- I've been using their bathrooms as a public restroom without ever buying anything for years. As of today, there are now complicated locks on the door, requiring a Whole Foods-mandated door code, which you can only…
Miss Manners: Public Restroom Etiquette
It's often assumed that women are the cleaner sex, but when it comes to public restrooms we often forget our manners. Since we're tired of seeing and hearing inappropriate things in the restroom, we thought we'd remind ourselves and you of public restroom etiquette. We'll be posting this in the restroom down the hall.
Pregnant In Public: Where Did You Pee On A Stick?
When Sally was seven weeks pregnant, her doctor said he was 99% sure she'd had a miscarriage. But she didn't want to believe him. So in the restroom of a restaurant in San Francisco, she peed on a stick (or seven) and against all her expectations, got two blue lines. Meanwhile, my friend Cat wa…
Poll: Which Gender’s B-Room Is More Revolting?
Today's Nookie Know-It-All posed an interesting question. Is it cleaner to have sex in a men's room or a ladies' room? Sexpert Lindsay thinks the ladies room is better for boning, but a man in our office disagrees. So what do you think?