Tag Archives: pubic hair

Your Pubic Hairs Are Freaking Me Out

Susannah BreslinOctober 19, 2009 //

Voodoo Doughnut in Portland, Ore. submitted a racy ad to Bitch Magazine, which refused to run it. The magazine, a self-described “feminist response to pop culture,” explained turning down the ad by stating, “We felt that our readers would feel that the ad goes against our mission statement to be anti-sexist.” Voodoo, where the menu includes Triple Chocolate Penetration and C**k-n-Balls, responded, “I thought Bitch would be happy the woman isn’t plucked and shaved, but all natural like a real woman.” Check out the full NSFW ad after the jump. Keep reading »

The History Of The Muff

Leonora EpsteinAugust 20, 2009 //

One of the reasons people are obsessed with hair is because it’s something you can instantly change and it always grows back (barring unfortunate baldness issues). When it comes to the vagine, we’ve been less than enthusiastic about following trends and changing it up, yet remain hopelessly obsessed. This poster by shopA is called “Evolution of the Muff.” Think you can guess what’s in store for the nether regions today? See the whole poster after the jump! [$25, shopA, SupermarketHq.com] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Health Care Debate All Comes Down To Pubic Hair

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 17, 2009 //

Health-care plan opponents protest outside Senator Kay Hagan’s office in Raleigh, NC. [8/14/09] Keep reading »

Q&A: Theo Stockman Talks About “Hair” On Broadway And Down There

SimchaJune 5, 2009 //

This Sunday, the Broadway revival of the sexy ‘60s musical “Hair” is up for eight Tony Awards. You know they must be doing everything right! So, we decided to ask the hottest hippie in the show, young stud Theo Stockman, all about free love, pubic hair, and what it was like to shove his crotch in the face of “American Idol’s” Adam Lambert. Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Kate Winslet On Donning A Merkin For “The Reader”

Catherine StrawnJune 3, 2009 //

“I had to grow the hair down there. But because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn’t come back quite the way it used to. They even made me a merkin — a wig — because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough.”

— Kate Winslet to Allure, on the importance of authentic pubic hair for her role in “The Reader” [via AHN]
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Google Users Prefer Hairy Bush

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 21, 2009 //

Contrary to what we’ve heard from the guys on our IM, Google searches seem to indicate that men prefer women to have a wild, out of control bush over waxed or shaved pubic styles. According to YesButNoButYes, a bikini shop owner did some investigating of Google search trends and discovered that more people search the term “hairy p*ssy” than they do “bald p*ssy,” “shaved p*ssy,” “brazilian wax,” or “bikini wax.” These are hardly scientific results; after all, who knows if these Googlers were searching for these terms based on pubic hair preference. And besides that, the other results added up about equal the total for “hairy p*ssy” searches. Also, don’t people search for things they’re generally really, like, interested in? Maybe those who really, really like untamed pubes are more devoted to their fetish than the majority who prefer but don’t obsess about a little below-the-belt grooming. Keep reading »

Flash Your Vagina With LED Light Up Merkin

SimchaApril 13, 2009 //

Have a hard time directing traffic through your tunnel of love? Well, there’s a new light-up merkin (that’s a wig for your lady bits) on the market. Seemingly made from troll hair, the furball for your feminine side has also got LED lights with two “lure” modes so you can literally flash the object of your affection. Plus, you can direct the light to hold their gaze — nothing like blinding a partner right as they get to see you naked! To get the faux hair down there, all you’ve got to do is place it on with the patented toupee tape. That sticky stuff lasts up to six weeks, but beware, the company behind the merkin, Playazon, whose marketing tagline is, oddly enough, the “online source for that burning sensation,” also warns, “We strongly advise NOT to use this tape as an impromptu waxing substitute — IT CAN REMOVE MORE THAN JUST YOUR HAIR!” Eek! Even at a reasonable $45, this flashlight clearly isn’t gonna turn anyone on. [Trend Hunter]

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Change Your Pubic Hair Style In 2009

Susannah BreslinJanuary 8, 2009 //

In 2009, custom pubic hair styling is the new, new thing. Nad’s Naughty Bikini Design Kit includes your usual home bikini waxing kit fare — with an added bonus for personalizing your pubes. With the Nad’s kit, you can wax your pubic hair into a variety of dramatic shapes so your vagina can speak for itself: Thunderstruck is a lightning bolt, Landing Strip offers the streamlined look, Bermuda Triangle is for the traditional girl who wants to convey an air of genital mystery, and Heartbreaker is the nether region hairdo that tells all those that encounter it: “I love you — for now.” If you’re more into dye jobs than topiary, Betty Beauty, creators of a popular line of pubic hair coloring for women whose carpets simply must match their drapes, is launching a new addition to their blond, brunette, and hot pink color line in ’09 that would be pretty punk rock matched with a crotch mohawk: lilac. Of course, if you’re looking for something a bit more temporary, the high-fashion runway forecast for 2009 calls for merkins. Keep reading »

Waxing Lyrical: A Male’s View Of Hair Down There

DivineCaroline.comDecember 11, 2008 //
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If you ask a man what he looks for when he meets a vagina, besides a great sense of humor of course, he will probably suggest many of the same delusional qualities he wants in his total fantasy female package. Easy on the eye, morning, noon, and night; perfumed to perfection; tantalizing to the taste buds; demure blushing rose bud one day; insatiable quivering tigress purring, “Sic ‘em Rex” the next. Keep reading »

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Female Grooming Habits

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 25, 2008 //

This weekend, when I was in Atlantic City, one of my fellow ragers asked me if she could borrow my tweezers so she could pluck a nipple hair. A nipple hair? She had nipple hair? “Yeah, don’t you?” I honestly didn’t know. She also said she waxed above her lip. Crap, I’ve never waxed my lip. Have I been walking around with a ‘stache for years and no one has ever told me and that’s why I can’t get a rebound to save my life right now?!

On last nights episode of “The Hills” the female ‘stache came back to haunt me — Lauren Conrad had a very obvious dusting of facial fuzz about her lip. If Lauren Conrad has a mustache I must have it too. This morning, the grooming obsession continued when I discovered a horrendous ingrown hair bump, um, you know where. Eww. Maybe I should start listening to the lady mags and actually wax from now on. Especially since I am about to jump back into the dating pool — with that in mind, I decided to ask the dudes on my IM about what they look for, grooming-wise, in a bed mate. I didn’t tell them about my ingrown hair though. I’m hoping it’s gone by the time I sleep with any of them. Keep reading »

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