SPEAKING OF VAGINAS. Despite being raised in the sunny climes of Southern California, Kim Kardashian knows the importance of keeping warm in the winter, which is precisely why despite wearing basically nothing, she did cover up her most important bits with a most important bit: a fur merkin, designed by husband Kanye West. Keep reading »
SCANDAL! I didn’t notice this until TMZ brought it to my attention, mostly because when I see Justin Bieber, especially in a state of undress, my first instinct is to look away, but apparently, clearly, the Biebs Calvin Klein ads have been majorly photoshopped. Yeah, yeah, his abs were enhanced, but that’s to be expected. Far more hilarious is that in the print ads, Bieber has a noticeable happy trail and the inklings of some pubes peaking out from the top of his CK briefs. But as the video for the shoot shows, dude’s torso is smoother than a newborn baby’s ass. It is, as TMZ brilliantly put it, A HAPPY TRAIL OF LIES. After the jump, check out a zoomed-in side-by-side and admire the work of the poor sucker who found themselves tasked with meticulously Photoshopping pubes on Bieber’s bod. [TMZ] Keep reading »
Step aside, Taylor Swift, because your “Blank Space” video just became old news now that Schick’s “Crib In My Pants” video has arrived.
To advertise the new Schick Hydro Groomer men’s razor, the brand teamed up with JWT New York to create a music video that takes us through one manscaper’s quest to make the “crib in his pants” more alluring to the ladies. Complete with testimonial interludes from girlfriends of the past and present, we can see the “renovations” taking place before our eyes, all to the soothing sounds of a beautiful ballad. Keep reading »
I’m generally like, whatever, do with your pubes what you want — after dabbling in going completely bare, I now embrace the haphazardly-shaved tuft myself — but Janeane Garofalo makes some good, hilarious points about the importance of pubic hair. Watch above! [NYMag.com]
According to NYMag.com’s exploration of what’s hot in hair down there, the latest pubic hairstyle trending for Brooklyn-ite Hippie girls “with porny sex lives, who need to be hairless for licking,” is the “full-bush Brazilian.” You’re probably wondering what the hell that is, because it sounds like an oxymoron. Brazilian bikini wax = hairless, full bush = lots of hair, so, the math seems off.
The full-bush Brazilian is defined as a wax job which includes “removing the hair from the labia and butt crack (in accordance with Brazilian-waxing tradition) while leaving everything on top fully grown.” A “pubic reverse mullet”: party up top, business at the bottom. The vaginal version of “having it all.” The “normcore of pubes.” Keep reading »
In Japan, the women don’t mess around on Valentine’s Day. They give handmade chocolates known honmei choco, or true feelings chocolate, to the boy they want to be their Valentine. How artisan. But not so sanitary considering that some girls to add secret ingredients to their confections: period blood, spit or pubic hair. A “spell” trending on Twitter suggests that this year, girls “mix [their] blood” or other DNA-rich ingredients “into the Valentine’s Day chocolates” to ensure that their “love will be returned.” OH YUMMY. Japan Crush did us the great favor of translating some of the honmei choco “spell” tweets. After the jump, some baking confessions that just might put you off chocolate forever. Keep reading »