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Get Your Shot With A Tiger Woods Mistress!

Today in sexist marketing — some dude is selling golf balls featuring the faces of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, so now, you too can “play a round” with them. The perfect gift for the inane douchebag in your life. [$53.90, Tail Of The Tiger] Keep reading »

Cheapskate: La Garçonne Sale

La Garçonne is one of our obsessions, but rarely do we buy anything because we simply can’t afford labels like Alexander McQueen, Vivienne Westwood, and Helmut Lang. Fortunately, the folks at La Garçonne have taken pity on us by putting a major crop of items on sale. While we still can’t rationalize spending $1,000-plus on this Tsumori Chisato Reversible Coat, we found a ton of stuff for less than $200. This way we can satisfy our designer jones, but won’t go broke in the process. So what if we have to eat a peanut butter sandwich for lunch everyday for a week to make up for it? After the jump, find our favorite sale items from La Garçonne. Keep reading »

Thicker Hair From A Cream

Beyond adding extensions or using complicated styling tricks, there isn’t a whole lot you can do to make your hair thicker than it actually is. But leave it to scientists to figure out how to dupe everyone into thinking Mother Nature blessed you with voluminous strands. Living Proof’s smarty-pants team developed a new material that gives hair tons of oomph without making it brittle the way hairspray does. Those lifeless locks should be extinct in no time. [$24, Living Proof] Keep reading »

Teddy Bear Bares All, Including A Vag

Aw, look at this adorable teddy bear! Wait … WTF is that going on between its legs?! This innocent stuffed animal has a vajujsh, just like us! Well, sorta. I’ve told you about 25 vaginas for sale on Etsy, but now, thanks to seller Furburger, you can make that 26. Is this so wrong or so wrong it’s right? Furburger’s got a whole line of vag-enhanced stuffed animals, from dragons to raccoons, for around $40 a pop. But would you actually give this anatomically endowed bear to your daughter? [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

USB Kama Sutra: You Light Up My Sex Life

Neon couples going at it turn more than just the lights on. And, let me tell you, nothing says “do me” to a “Miami Vice” fan quite like these Kama Sutra advertisements/mood lighting. All you gotta do to make it work for you is plug the lights into your USB port. Voila, they’ll illuminate your sexual advances! [Kama Lights, $30, Novelty Gift Co.] Keep reading »

Cassette Tape Tie

OK, so it’s a little pricey for a tie, but pretty cool once you take a closer look. No, ladies and gentlemen, that tie is not made of mere fabric; it’s actually a whole lot of recycled cassette tape.This strikes us as the perfect gift for that music lover who “has everything” because, let’s face it, there’s a good chance he does not in fact have this. [Sonic Fabric Neck Tie, $120] Keep reading »

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